Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

10. The Journal of Experimental Biology

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You

I have this weird habit of writing my beginning Author's Note before I write the chapter... which is exactly what I'm doing now. YAY! I broke one thousand hits! -squeals- Anyway, here's Jebby-boy's chapter.

Jeb Batchelder

1) Come after Ari with a gun, a taser, a really big stick, some nunchucks, and a pretty neon pink sweater.

2) Come after Max with a gun, a taser, a really big stick, some nunchucks, and a pretty neon pink sweater.

3) Come after him with a gun, a taser, a really big stick, some nunchucks, and a pretty neon pink sweater.

(Why a pretty pink neon sweater? Ari's a boy, so I don't think he'd like a pretty pink neon pink sweater, and Max's a tomboy, ditto, and Jeb- do I even need to explain this? Shoot, I hate pretty pink neon sweaters! (And I am a girl, in case you're wondering...))

4) Yell at him, "How could you turn your son into a mutant!?" All, day, long.

5) Yell at him, "How could you turn your daughter into a mutant!?" All, day, long.

6) Sneak Jell-o under his pillow... and don't tell him... (If it's some of Gazzy and Iggy's explosive Jell-o, even better!)

7) Shout all day long (even if he's right next to you), "Where, oh where could my Jebby Jeb be? I search and I search, and cannot find him!"

8) Whack him with a furry minkle.

9)After whacking him with a furry minkle, whack him with an unfurry minkle!

10) Tell him he smells like cheese every single second of the day.

NOOO!!! MY STUPID COMPUTER WON'T LET ME EDIT MY PROFILE!!! See, before, it wouldn't let me view it at my web address thing, but it would let me edit it. Now, it won't even let me edit it. :(

By the way, #4 and #5 where Winged-Vampyre-Gallagher-Girl's idea. Check her story, "A New Face", out. It's the one I was talking about on Twitter, and it rocks!

The next chapter's Ari, followed by Akila, followed by Magnolia, followed by- well, if you want a complete list, go check out chapter Total.

Hey, Skittles, remember 'a gun, a taser, a really big stick, some nunchucks, and a pretty neon pink sweater'?

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