Bree: I am so so so so so so so so sorry!! My plan was to update yesterday, but I actually got sick... as in barfing. And then because I had been absent the day before, I got a buttload of homework! Plus, I have so much work from school... and I have been getting sick... In fact I don't feel good right now... I'm dizzy.
Nagi: *Conforts Bree* *huggles*
Bree: OMG!! Nagi hugged me!!! *fangirlsqueal* Oh... right... plus I have my brother's soccer practice I must now attend, so that's no updates Tuesday or Thurdays.... today I didn't have to go so I took the opportunity to update! YAY!
Oh.... Also I have published my first oneshot... It's call 'Till Death Do Us Apart'... it's Rimahiko, cause Rimahiko pwnz.
Also check out My Gettaway, by Tazzykid, which I favorited... AND BEG HER TO UPDATE!
I'm serious Anna... if you're reading this, you better update before I murder you at school tomorrow. :)
Rima: Sorry if Bree screws this chapter up! She says she's feeling 'sick' so she has no clue what she's doing, or where the crap this is going...
Nagi: Rima! Be nice!
Rima: Suck up!
Nagi: Bree does not own Shugo Chara! or any of its characters, in any way, form, or fashion!
Bree: Thanks to all of you guys who have reviewed my story!... (Stories, if you're ashum and review my oneshot! ;3)
*Nagi's POV*
So, yeah we broke our arms.
(We also had to stay over night, because we both hit our heads and could suffer a cuncussion...)
Luckily, though it wasn't the ones we wrote with, because we have an exam coming up next Friday! And I need to study, really hard!
Although, considering that me and Rima are still going to be in each other's body... she so going to make me fail!!!
And OMG!! I've never ever ever ever failed in my life... unless you count that time when I got a freaking A-!!
Which sooo was not fair!!
Ugh, sorry... The pain killer drugs are getting to me...
It's a good thing that Rima is asleep, because if she were affected at least half as much as I am, then that would horribly murder my reputation... way more that she does when she's off of drugs.
*Rima's POV*
Haha... that idiot cross dresser believed that nurse guy I bribed to tell him I was asleep... when I am actually plotting to destroy whatever piece of dignity he has left.
Teehee.
Ping!
Well, here was the elavator.
I stepped on, and luckily there was a person on there.
So I lifted up my cooler... the one that said Human Body parts to Sell in Black Market on the side of it.
I was trying not to hurt my arm... which had on a hot pink cast which I decorated with sparkly unicorn and fairy stickers.
The person beside me looked at the cooler and inched away.
I got closer of course.
I also reached in the cooler, and grabbed a hand full of "fingers" -which where gummies- and stuffed them in my mouth.
After swallowing, I made a face.
"Ew! I think that I just ate the one that was rotting... What do you think?" I asked the person beside me, pulling out another gummy finger out of the cooler.
She shook her head frantically.
"Are you sure? There's a heart... and a kidney... Oh! And there's a bladder... although, between you and me, when I licked it, it tasted bad, so I think it had an infection... so I wouldn't reccommend it." I said real serious.
The elavator stopped, and the girl could not get out fast enough... she ran out and tripped.
I snickered, and looked innocently at the six awaiting passengers.
One of them being Nagihiko Fujisaki... dressed in a gangster outfit.
I glared at him.
"You!" I hissed at him.
"You!" He hissed back at me.
*Normal POV*
Rima glared at Nagihiko, who glared back.
She then turned to a lady who looked about in her fifties.
"O-m-g!! Clariebeth!! How are you hun? How are your ten triplets with Bobie Whazzits Face?" She gasped.
The lady... "Clariebeth", just stared at Rima all weird like.
Then, Nagihiko turned to a teenager, and started flirting.
"Hey~! How's it going boo?" He said batting his eyelashes.
And he flirted right back.
"I'm fine, what about you, my hoe?"
"Omigod! You can recognize our type too? I miss my pimp!" He said, starting to cry.
That's when the guy flipped... he tryed to get him to stop crying.
Suddenly, he started to laugh.
"Haha!! You said 'Duty"!" Rolling around on the floor, he screamed, as he bite at people's ankeles.
"Rima?" Tadase asked all of a sudden.
Rima and Nagihiko had not realized that the elavator stopped, letting of four of the passengers, (the teenager stayed on) and that a new person had gotten on.
"zOmg! Hey mah Pimp!" Nagihiko went up to Tadase.
"Tadase~! That guy was saying he wanted me! And I told him I loved my boyfriend! And he's like "Imma make you forget you have a boyfriend!" Nagihiko whined.
Rima watching in the corner, furious that she could not do anything to embarrass Nagihiko, suddenly yelled:
"Haiil no, trick! That is MY pimp, and I will slap you! YOU are MY hoe, and I am HIS hoe! Got that?"
Ping!
The elavator door opened and the teenager got off, quickly, scared for his life... not caring that he got in the way of a woman in labor shouting out cuss words and telling people to get out of the effing way before she got over there and beat the you know what out of them.
Rima and Nagihiko also got off, leaving Tadase alone, confused with what had just happened.
*Rima's POV*
"Revenge is so going to be mine!" I hissed at the idiot.... terribly cute idiot that made my heart beat everytime I looked at myself in the mirrior... Cause I can't really look at him in the body he is in right now and think of him as hot.... NOT THAT I DO!
"I'd like to see how!" Nagihiko hissed back.
"Fine! At school! You will die from embarrassment!" I yelled, shutting the door to the closet I went in.
The idiot laughed.
"What are you going to do there? Clean up and embarrass me?"
"NO!" I yelled, running out of the closet.
"Imma beat you to my room! I BET YOU CAN'T GET THERE FASTER THAN I CAN!" and so the race began.
************ At the school assembly*******
*Nagi's POV*
Nononononononononononono...NONONO... NO!
Rima had to make a presentation... I had forgotten about it!
See, because I was the student with a high GPA, I had to give a speech on how important studies are and everything.
I had my speech planned out... but considering how things were... Things ain't gunna happen like I had planned.
I guess Rima knew because I marked it on my calendar.
Sigh.
"And now! Nagihiko Fujisaki, with his speech in hand! To tell you guys how important studing is!" announced a big boomy voice.
Rima walked out in a Miley Cyrus outfit... like when she preformed "Party in The USA" at the teen award things.
And then the music started.... as did her singing.
I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess (whoa),
am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in the cab, My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and a Jay Z song was on
and a Jay Z song was on
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away
Noddin' my head like yea
Movin' my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA
She started dancing, and preformed the Miley Cyrus performance right in front of us.
Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin' at me now
Like "who's that chick that's rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town"
So hard with my girls not around me My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin kinda home sick So I put my hands up Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Its definitely not a Nashville party
'Cause all I see are stilettos
I guess I never got the memo
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and a Britney song was on
and a Britney song was on
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me every time (every time)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright
CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away
Noddin' my head like yea
Movin' my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA
At this point she got a guy from the audience and started to dance with him...
Not dirty or anything... but... let's just say dirty enough.
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away
Noddin' my head like yea
Movin' my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Rima was right...
I was dying.
Spazzing out, I could feel my eye twitching.
So I ran up there, and got the mirophone from her hand.
Everyone was staring.
Oh crap.... what did I just get myself into?
Bree: If I screwed this up, please be nice... no mean comments... OR I SHALL SIC NAGI AND IKUTO TO KILL YOU!! O.e
Rima: Sigh...
Nagi: *shakes head sadly* But seriously, no mean reviews...
Bree: Yes, seriously.
Nagi: Seriously.
Bree: Yes, seriously.
Rima: R&R!! PLEASE!!
Bree: Give me ideas... I have no clue to where this crap is going... I may just stop it... but I kinda don't want to! :( HELP! Givre me ideas, and tell me about how long you guys want this, and... well, just tell me whatever you want to tell me...
All:BYE! R&R!
Bree: RIMAHIKO FTW!! ;3