Yu-Gi-Oh!: Domino Asylum Stories
By: DMEX
Ch. 10
Trunks' Strange Dream
-Ms. Chono's apartment, Ms. Chono's bedroom-
"Okay, tell me why I have to stay here with you?" Trunks asked the very hot headed Ms. Chono with what sounded like disdain.
She scrounged around for something in a box.
Ms. Chono: Well, when you put like that, I'll blab to the press about you. You don't have to go, BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE!
(Trunks groans)
Trunks: Sorry… I should have been more polite.
Ms. Chono: At least you have a place to stay. Look, you need to explain this to me again.
Well, since he already told her once, just to stay on her good side; he'll tell it to her again. Why do I get the feeling there's gonna be some sort of Dr. Seuss montage? He thought with a displeased look. He's screwed and he knows it.
(some sort of 1970's-1980's cartoon music is heard)
Ms. Chono blushes a bit and covers her mouth, "Oops, my pit bull must be watching The Lorax again." "Your pit bull watches cartoons?" Trunks asked a bit confused. "Oh yeh, he likes those retro ones." Ms. Chono admits absentmindedly.
In the living room, the pit bull, Mojo was watching The Lorax cartoon. He sat there with his tongue hanging out of his mouth panting away without a care in the world.
Lorax (on TV): I demand you stop this! I speak for the trees!
Ms. Chono: Mojo, can you turn the volume down a bit? Mommy has a guest over and is trying to talk to him.
(Mojo growls)
Ms. Chono: Don't make me have you sit through Mary Poppins again!
(Mojo whines sadly and turns the volume down)
"You actually threaten him with that movie?" Trunks asks. "Mojo hates that movie." Ms. Chono admits.
Trunks tells her the story of what his future timeline is like and the destruction. "Golly, I'd hate to live in that era." Ms. Chono says a bit shocked. "If you've been through the mess I was with the Androids and Cell; you would never be the same." Trunks adds.
Ms. Chono: So why's Joker want control of the city so badly? Isn't Batman around in your time?
Trunks: The Androids wiped him out. Him and Robin as well as the Teen Titans. Not even Justice League couldn't even take out the Androids. The Avengers all fell to the Androids as well.
Ms. Chono: Even Hulk?
Trunks: Didn't stand a chance against Cell… Once he absorbed him, it was nearly impossible to stop him. Thankfully, I dealt with the Androids and Cell in this timeline so I had an idea as to how to take them down and destroy Cell.
Ms. Chono gently stroked his cheek. "Oh, you poor child… If you'd like, you can stay here and tomorrow, I'll get you into my school. I'll tell Yugi to meet up with you." she spoke rather motherly. "But what's that gonna accomplish?" Trunks asked a bit flustered.
Ms. Chono: You go undercover at my school and you get to find some clues of the whereabouts of Joker and this individual you're trying to find.
She pulls some blankets down from her bed. "You can sleep in my bed if you'd like." she offered. "Thanks." was Trunks' only response.
(some time later at night)
Trunks laid there wide awake. He just couldn't shake some weird feeling his had. Eventually, what seemed like an eternity, Trunks drifted off into a deep sleep and found himself a half asleep floating in some sort of grey area…
*: Why so serious, Trunks? Why so serious, Trunks? Aren't you afraid?
Trunks (groggily): Just 10 more minutes…
*POP!*
He woke up and found himself in what looks like the inside of Domino High School. Maybe the Nurse's Office? And it looked like the nurse was putting on some latex gloves? What the hell happened?
Trunks: Excuse me? What am I doing here?
(The nurse turned around and it was none other than Harley Quinn. She smiled sinisterly)
Trunks: Oh $#*+…
Harley Quinn: Why you're just in time for surgery.
Trunk: Surgery? What the hell happened to me?
Harley Quinn: That's for me to know and for you to never find out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
Or you'll be alone in a quick;
Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
Or you'll never get another fix;
Trunks finds himself bound to a cot. He tries to break free as Harley Quinn starts to put rubbing alcohol on his arm.
I'm telling you it's not a trick;
Pay attention, don't be thick;
Or you're liable to get licked;
Trunks: Listen to me! I don't have any broken bones or illnesses! I'm the most healthy guy in my time!
Harley Quinn: Not what The Joker says!
Trunks tries to fight as hard as he can, but it doesn't seem to help.
You're gonna see the reason why;
When they're spitting in your eye;
They'll be spitting in your eye;
Harley Quinn puts what looks like a rubber arm band around Trunks' arm. Trunks fearing for his life yelled: "GET OFF A MEEEEEEE!" and turned Super Saiyan and somehow broke out free. He then blasted the door down with an energy blast and ran out of the Nurse's Office as fast and hard as he could.
Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
A girl's not a tonic or a pill;
Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
You're just jonesing for a spill;
Trunks ran without even as much as paying attention and that's when-
*THUD!*
Trunks: Gohan! Thank God, I found you! You have to hide me! I'm running from this psychopathic nurse who-
Harley Quinn (from the bulletin board): Ya mean li'l ol' me?
(Trunks screams and runs away)
Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst;
When you meet another nurse;
She'll be driving in a hearse;
You're gonna need a heap of glue;
When they all catch up with you;
And they cut you up in two;
Trunks ran through out the building and no matter where he ran, he seemed to find himself in the same place over and over again!
Now your ears are ringing;
The birds have stopped their singing;
Everything is turning grey;
No candy in your till;
No cutie left to thrill;
You're alone on a Tuesday;
Trunks: WHY DO YOU WANNA CARVE ME UP SO BADLY?
Harley Quinn: For laughs.
Trunks: You oughta find something less violent to do!
Harley Quinn: Not my style.
Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
Or you'll be alone in a quick;
Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
Or you'll never get another fix;
Trunks pulls out his Z Sword when suddenly-
*: No weapons allowed in school…
(Trunks turns around and it's none other than The Joker)
Joker: I think somebody needs a DETENTION! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Trunks falls through a trap door and finds himself in a prison cell!)
I'm telling you it's not a trick;
Pay attention, don't be thick;
Or you're liable to get licked;
Well, Trunks realized, he was screwed and the ceiling above him was going to crush him alive…
You're gonna see the reason why;
When they're spitting in your eye;
They'll be spitting in your eye;
You're gonna see the reason why;
When they're spitting in your eye;
They'll be spitting in your eye;
You're gonna see the reason why;
When they're spitting in your eye;
They'll be spitting in your eye;
You're gonna see the reason why;
When they're spitting in your eye;
They'll be spitting in your eye
*BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!*
*SLAP!*
Ms. Chono: Sorry, but you were acting just beyond strange! Are you okay?
Trunks breathes heavily and is drenched in sweat… "Thanks. I actually thought I was gonna die at the hands of The Joker and that deranged Harley Quinn!" Trunks said a bit scared and relieved. Ms. Chono held and cradled him in her arms…
To be continued!