LOOK WHOSE BACK! yesss! Aren't you all just oh so excited! I'm a TERRIBLY sorry it took me years to update! I didn't know what to write, then I got a thinky, then it left...and yeah. But I swear on Will's life that I will update this in 2 weeks. If not, you all can flame me:D:D But before that day comes, R&R!!!!
Copyright: Just no. Nein. Never. I wish. But no.

Ragetti came back, practically tripping over everyone's feet, and handed Jack the bottle. He opened the bottle and began to drink.

"We need a plan." Jack said while wiping his mouth.

"Well…Captain…" Arthur started.

"What is it, mate?"

"Why…don't you go and get the girl and show him that she's okay and then he'll come." Jack stared up at Arthur, then at Mr. Gibbs. He stood up and stared at Arthur, practically 2 centimeters away from his face.

"That…might just work. We're off to Port Royal!" Jack announced and started to walk off.

"What if she's not there?" Joe chimed in.

"Why wouldn't she be?" Jack asked.

"Yeah…why wouldn't she be?" Pintel asked, while Ragetti just nodded.

"Well…" Joe started. "Women get lonely, sir, and they don't want to stay home all day and night. Sometimes they just want to go and explore."

"And ye know this…how?"

"I've had my share with the women." Jack stared at Joe and blinked.

"Where else would she be, mate?"

"I don't know…Tortuga maybe. Women seem to go there."

"Alright, Joe, if you're wrong then I'll-"

"Maroon me, I know." Joe paused and went to walk away. "And can you call me by my name!"

"What is it?!" Jack shouted from the wheel of the ship.

"Ruben!"

"No!" Jack took a hold of the wheel, and they started to sail away. Ragetti and Pintel sat around, talking about the bible again, and how it wouldn't help Ragetti out at all. Arthur sat next to Joe (Or Ruben) and started to plan how to get off of the Black Pearl, while Jack and Gibbs stood around, directing the ships.

"Do ye really think Liz is there?" Mr. Gibbs asked Jack.

"Ye know…for once I'm not sure." Jack said while taking a drink of rum.

"And ye really wanna save Will, right?" Jack nodded a little and shrugged.

"He helped me once, I still have to repay him for that."

"But, that was just you getting hung." Jack shrugged and took another drink.

"Aye, but death is death. Savvy?" An hour or two later, they landed in Tortuga. Jack smiled and walked off the ship. "Wait!" He turned back around and looked at Mr. Gibbs. "You keep Arthur and Joe here." Mr. Gibbs nodded, and Jack walked off, looking for Elizabeth.

"What was that, boy?!" Davy asked him. Will didn't respond. "Answer me!" Still no response. Davy stepped on Bootstraps body, and walked over to William. When Davy got over there, he began to choke Will with his claw. "Get that off me ship." Davy said, referring to Bootstrap. Palifico and Maccus grabbed Bootstraps arms and legs and tossed him over board. "Now...why did ye do that?" Will still didn't respond. Mostly because he didn't want too, and because Davy was choking him. "You're just like yer father." He removed his claw for Will's neck and began to walk off. "Maybe ye should have the same fate as 'im."

"What?!" Will asked. Maccus pointed his sword at him and smirked.

"Not that fate!" Davy said and pointed at cannon.

"Ohhh." Maccus said and went below deck to get a cannon.

"You're kidding me!"

"No…no I'm not, boy." Davy said and went into his office. A couple of the crew members began to bind Will's hands. Maccus came back, with a cannon and some rope, and handed it over to Palifico. He kneeled, and began to tie the cannon to Will's boots. William tried to kick him away, but he tied to the cannon to quickly. They pushed Will to the edge of the ship and collectively smirked.

"No." Will just said over and over again.

"Bye, bye." Maccus said and shoved him over the ship, and plunging into the ocean.

R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.