In the dark alley where we left off, Reggie and the band are locked in a conflict. Their arguing is cut short by Razorblades, about to blow their faces off. What will happen next? Find out now for the stunning conclusion of the half-season!
"Well, Well, Well, Reg. Look who came back!" Razorblades said. "Who are these idiots with the instruments?" Razorblades asked. "We're Grojband, and if you don't like it you can-" Corey yelled when Laney cut him off. "This guy is bad news!" Laney said. "So what will it be, life or death?" Razorblades asked. "We...Choose... YEET!" Reggie yelled as he roundhouse kicked Razorblades into a dumpster. "Last time I checked he didn't have weapons!" Reggie said. "Quick, run before he gets back!" Kin said.
Run away transition!
"Who was that guy and how do you know him?" Laney asked. "Well, It's a long story." Reggie said. "About a year ago, there was this bully named Brock Gallagher, but he called himself Razorblades. He beat up almost everyone in the school, so some of my friends and I decided to prank him good." "What did you do?" Corey asked. "So my crew and I pushed him down a buttered slide that blasted tar, gasoline, and canola oil, and it led down into a cliff. I didn't plan the cliff part." Reggie replied. "The day after, I moved to Peaceville." "Didn't you say you had a sister?" Kin asked. "Oh yeah, she came back from Oregon University to visit." Reggie replied. "Is she like Trina?" Corey asked. "Not at all." Reggie replied. "Hey Reggie!" Reggie's sister said. "Britney, these guys are Corey, Kin, Kon and Laney. Guys, this is Britney, my sister." Reggie introduced everyone. "So, should we make a move?" Kin asked Kon. "We should." Kon replied. "Guys, secret meeting!" Corey said. "Hey Reg, we need to talk. Mind if you go outside for a bit?" Corey asked. "Ok." Reggie replied.
Secret Meet Transition!
Corey, Laney, Kin and Kon met in the living room. "We need to talk about Reggie." Corey said. "This whole gig thing is getting boring." Kon said. "We're doing normal band stuff." Corey said. "Grojband is not a normal band!" Corey said. Kin and Kon cheered in agreement. "Can I get a say in this?" Laney asked. "It's ok fella, we already know you like this craziness." Corey said. The band walked out to the lobby of the apartment to meet Reggie. "Hey Reg, I know this is hard, but we're gonna rock out with the mystery mob boss!" Corey said. "Wait, I thought we were doing a gig at the Red Lobster on 4th Street!" Reggie replied. "Look, it's just not fun being normal." Kin said. "What are you guys trying to tell me?" Reggie asked. "Well, the easiest way to put it is...you're fired." Corey said quietly. "WHAT! WHAT!" Reggie yelled. "HOLD ON, WHAT!" "This won't end well." Laney whispered. "I've been sticking my hams out for you guys! This has been Grojband's golden age! I brought you here! I should get a raise! But here I am getting fired just because I'm trying to be normal! Gimme a break, I almost got killed by my archenemy!" Reggie ranted. "Good day, I'm outta here!" Reggie yelled as he slammed the apartment door. "Do you plan on using new lyrics?" Laney asked. "Yes, indeed!" Corey exclaimed as Laney facepalmed.
Reggie had an awful day!
Reggie was sitting the same alley that Razorblades tried to mug GB in, sitting on a dumpster with a friend, eating cheese fries while playing "Another One Bites the Dust." on a boom box. "Paul, I got fired. These idiots are doomed." Reggie said to Paul. "One, my name is Chuck, and two, they shouldn't fire ya, yer a good guy!" Chuck said. "Instead of playing at a restaurant like normal people, they went and played for the "Mystery Mob Boss." Reggie complained. "My bro, there ain't no mob boss in Catamount!" Chuck replied. "Wait, if there's no mob boss, who are they playing for?" Reggie asked. "Da only guy close enough to a mob boss is that crazy Razorblades guy." Chuck joked. "Chuck, that's it! It's a trap!" "Huh, I didn't know dat?" Chuck said.
It's a Trap Transition!
Corey, Kin, Kon and Laney went to the warehouse. "Catamount Mob Boss, are you ready to ROCK!" Corey said. The Mob Boss's chair swiveled slowly. "You've fallen into my trap." Razorblades enthused. "Hey isn't that the guy from the nightclub?" Kon asked as he picked up a piece of cheese. "It's RAZORBLADES!" Razorblades snarled as he shot the cheese out of Kon's hand with a handgun. "Don't resist or anything." Razorblades said. "We won't, just let me text my sister!" Corey said. "You better not pull anything funny. I still got like, 20 other weapons in my sweatshirt." Razorblades said, emptying out some C4s, a sniper rifle, two shotguns, a flamethrower, an RPG, two knives, a katana, a taser, a bottle of poison and a lion in a cage. "Wow, how do you do that?" Corey asked. Razorblades just shrugged. Corey texted Trina the following.
Corey: Hey sis!
Trina: WHAT DO YOU WANT, LOSER! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ENJOYING THAT YOU'RE NOT HERE!
Corey: I just thought you would want to come to see us get killed by a psychopath!
Trina: Be right over! #deadbrother
"Shouldn't this take about 2 hours?" Laney asked. Suddenly, Trina burst through the door. "How did she get here so fast?" Kin asked. "I'm totes ready to see Garbageband get killed by...who is this guy?" Trina asked. "Choose the flamethrower!" Trina squealed. "Well, at least I don't have to spend the next hour deciding what to do." Razorblades condescended. When RB was about to torch our heroes, Trina started writing in her diary, not out of anger, but of sheer happiness. "Is this normal?" Razorblades asked. "No, there's usually fire and storms." Laney said. "KILL THEM ALREADY!" Trina screamed when Reggie walked into the building. "Hey Brock, it's nice I could SWING by!" Reggie joked, swinging on a cord to kick Razorblades. "Ow, you twit!" Razorblades yelled as he grabbed a katana dipped in poison. "Get in da car!" Chuck said from outside. "To the hockey stadium!" Corey said. "Finally, something normal!" Reggie said. "Oh, and you're hired!" Corey exclaimed. "That's not the least of my worries!" Reggie said, looking through the rear view mirror to see Razorblades riding a motorcycle behind him. "How is this guy doing this!" Kon said. Razorblades jumped off his motorcycle and jumped on the car roof, sticking a katana into the car. "Chuck, lose this creep!" Reggie said. "I'm tryin'!" Chuck yelled. "We're almost there!" Corey said. "Oh, this is gonna cost a lot but eh." Chuck said as he veered to the left. Reggie, Corey, Kin, Kon, Laney and Chuck jumped out of the car, with Razorblades still on the car. "SON OF A-" Razorblades muttered when the car fell down into a roadside ditch. GB ran into the stadium just as soon as half-time started. "Oh this isn't good, our normal half time performers got the flu." An announcer said. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!" Corey said. There was only some scattered applause and chatter. "Who are these people?" The other announcer said. "3...2...1!" Grojband said in unison.
And now, for some facts about The New Adventures of Grojband!
MLGhungrydew's favorite movie is Captain America: Civil War
Super Zeroes II was originally a crossover with Spectacular Spider-Man, but it was changed to Avengers.
Some ideas are season 2 ideas from Straw Hats. I decided to bring them to life.
Razorblade's original name was Scarface, but it was changed for being too generic.
Reggie was introduced in Four Corners of the Earth, you should read and review it.
I originally didn't like Grojband when it first came out, but when I saw 2 minutes of it everything changed.
The gig was over, and Grojband was finally known in another city. "You guys have potential. Why not stay longer?" Mayor O'Reilly of Catamount said. "I'm sorry mayor, but we gotta get home! Our longtime fans miss us, and If we stay too long, everyone thinks we'll be dead! And we've been presumed dead twice!" Reggie pushed Corey out of the way. "How about once a year?" "Thanks for coming out everybody! *garage door slam*
After Credits Scene: In the ditch, the crashed car just sat there. A hand punched out of the glass, and turned into a fist.
Razorblades will return...
Well thank you for sticking with me for the first Half-season of The New Adventures of Grojband! As a reward for sticking with me, I will reveal the first four episodes of the half-season!
1. The Apprentice (Reggie's origin story)
2. Join the Game!
3. Kindependence day
4. Grojdad
I will take a medium sized break I have earned for spinning mighty tales! There is something I would like you guys to do. Rank the half-season's episodes from 10-1, so I can see your favorite! Thank you for your Shrektacular support. Stay MLG everyone!