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Chapter 10: Spa Investigation

Romano yawns as he stretches inside his bed. Yesterday, he just hanged out with Spain (the tomato bastard), Russia (the vodka bastard), and finally, Lithuania (the basketball bastard). Though unfortunately, Romano didn't have that damn explanation from basketball bastard…

Romano is staring wide-eyed as Lithuania finally finishes an explaining his relationship and past of Poland. Soon Lithuania has that defeated look and a dusty yet noticeable blush of embarrassment; looks like Romano seem to be either the first or few that Lithuania has ever told. Romano could guess why, Lithuania is plain whipped by Poland…

Seriously, the way Lithuania explains Poland is like Veneziano in a way or two but only completely more fucking annoying. Sure, Romano could forgive Veneziano for being air-headed as hell but because they're fratelli and Veneziano would sob and apologize… Romano might forgive anytime as long as those mix breed of puppy and doe eyes of pleading golden hazel are there. However for Poland, not only does he not apologize but actually teases and bullies Lithuania!

Sure, Romano is a damn bratty asshole who might not really give a fuck but do to his love for kids, that he hates anyone who either looks down on them or even fucking bullies them! So, do to his frustration and anger issues, he soon yells out "That transvestite bastard!"

However, in his anger for the bitch Poland, Romano didn't see one of the basketballs right in front of him. Do you know those cliché anger fits or rants that the person literally "put their foot down" or in a simple way to say it, stomp their fucking foot. In conclusion, Romano stomps on the ball and quite literally trips on it. Falling forward and seriously not balancing, Romano gave out a panicked scream and fell right at Lithuania.

Kind of like that accidental hug from Spain earlier, Romano give something completely in accident. First is Romano might accidently give a head-butt to Lithuania's forehead where Lithuania might be now half unconscious- or conscious, whatever. Second is since their forehead is touching each other, parts of their faces soon did the fucking same. For an example, their plain fucking lips has mashed together. It's like any accidental kiss, lips are smashed and a few teeth might have collided and are now loosening because of it.

Of course, some stupid blond Polish bastard had to come in the worst fucking time to see Romano kissing Lithuania… First thing Poland did is damn scream, actually he was whining in an annoying high pitch. Romano had to sit up and cover his damn ears while Poland is bitching in Polish. Fortunately, Lithuania soon regains conscious and really tries to reason Poland. Of course, Poland seems to whine away in Polish and maybe Lithuanian to Lithuania about something really. It's a damn kiss that's fucking all…

Soon, Poland glares- Romano thinks he's trying to glare but really doing a poor job of making it look scary or angry…- and then shouts out things in Polish while pointing his finger at Romano. Seriously, what did Romano do? It's not like that's Romano's or even Lithuania's first kiss. Romano had plenty of kisses from plenty that he's nowhere near than the first or first hundred. All Romano could do is giving a scowl at the Polish as he –or is it a she- giving of his (or her) rant. As soon as Poland finishes, he just plain put his head up high and strolls away.

Luckily, a cute girl comes after Poland leaves the room and told Romano what Poland said to him. Poland invited him to his private spa… Che cosa!

Romano also remembers that Lithuania offered and gave him a ride home after the fucking weird incident. The ride was quite awkward for Lithuania keeps on apologizing of the accidental kiss. Romano couldn't help but roll his a lot, seriously, it's just a kiss.

And after that, Romano calls Spain on the phone- which really isn't the damn brightest idea to do since Spain loudly said everything. The moment Spain picks up, Romano was bombarded with questions of where he is. Of course, Spain believing it is Veneziano calling soon told extremely embarrassing stuff about him worrying about Romano. Romano had to give off a good yell just for the Spaniard to shut up, which didn't work out so well since the same idiotic tomato bastard is squealing so fucking loud… Seriously, Romano could put the phone away in arms length and still hear the damn irritating squeal still. And then came the chattering… Which Romano could actually understand since he had Veneziano as his brother.

A-And no, Romano wasn't blushing at all when Spain coos at him. No, he d-didn't feel his heart swelling up or even beating hard and fast as Spain tells ridiculous things l-like how much h-he misses Romano… Especially when Spain shows relief in his voice and telling h-how glad h-he is that Romano is safe… And hell no that Romano was stuttering or even blushing fully red when he told t-that he's okay or even telling Spain that h-he sh-shouldn't worry... Of course, after the damn awkward moments, Romano finally lied to Spain that he is going to have a meeting tomorrow and Spain can't visit him for fuck's sake and to stop whining.

Yes, Romano is actually accepting the invitation. Why? Not because he felt like it, it's because a certain siblings of his beg for him to accept it. And here's a fucking hint, it's not Veneziano. It's actually his two cute little sisters (or cousins- Romano isn't really sure okay!) that told him he should take the free spa treatment. One said so Romano will be more relaxed after all their activities they do together in the mafia. The other said that Romano should look his best so they could get married soon. Romano inwardly chuckles a bit, for his sisters are part of the Italia family even if they're islands. It's wonderful to receive love from both of them…

"Ve, fratello, where are you going?" Veneziano is cooking some sauce for breakfast pasta, his hands putting in the finishing touches for himself, "Would you like some pasta, fratello?"

"No," Romano says, "I'm not-" His stomach is now interrupting loudly, growling as a blush appears on Romano. "…Okay, maybe a little…"

However, before Veneziano could make another dish just for Romano, the doorbell rings. Romano rolls his eyes and groans. He knows what's behind that damn door… Romano soon walks to the front door and opens to see his guess is proven. A delivery guy with a pair of packaged boxes and a clipboard for Romano to sign was there as suspected. Yes, it's still fucking going on… The gifts are still coming but luckily in smaller loads. Though yesterday, he received children's toys that he had seen Denmark selling and more Danishes. Romano even was shocked that there was a note saying that the toys could be given to kids if he wanted to. There was only one fucking conclusion Romano had: the multi-personality disorder secret admirer had stalked him to the toy shop and somehow seen and heard everything. Well, that's the only damn solution Romano could think of that's damn plausible damn it!

So, after signing on the paper on the clipboard and closing the door, Romano immediately goes for opening the boxes. Veneziano leans a bit to see what's inside. Hopefully it's more sweets, Veneziano (and secretly Romano) loves the sweets that they had and have already eaten it all. Of course, Veneziano had to eat German chocolate from the wagon and had to sneak for a piece or two for the delicious wedding cake. As Romano is opening them, Veneziano tries to multitask of making breakfast pasta and curiously leaning. What could be in them?

Of course, Romano soon opens them to see one box with more of the gardening sunflower seeds and another having an instruction guide on how to play basketball and what could be sneakers. Bother having each note inside that lay on top of their items.

First one:

'To Little Daisy-Orchid,

This is more sunflower seeds to garden. I can't wait for finish.

-Russia'

Second one:

'Dear Romano,

I know that you're having trouble with basketball so here's a guide for you to get started.

And I'm sorry again for not instructing well and that kiss.

-Lithuania'

Well that's different. No secret admirer had sent a box today it seemed to Romano. And Romano could feel Veneziano pouting for seeing no treats at all. Strangely enough, the front door is knocked and strangely, in a polite way. Now, that couldn't be the delivery guy again could it? Romano soon leaves both packages in the living room as he goes to the front door. Could it be Spain? Romano soon feels a tiny blush just barely on his cheeks- hell no that he's actually hoping it's that stupid tomato bastard!

So, opening the door wide and quick, Romano could see who it was. Only to see in front of him is the petite woman that's Mi-Hyun who is now surprised it seemed from the swift opening. Romano soon feels his heart deflate- wait, fuck no! He's not damn disappointed that it isn't Spain! I mean, here is a cute lady who's looking both polite and young. Cute and hot females are obviously damn better than any tomato bastard.

"Sir," Mi-Hyun says, politely as always, "It's time to go, are you ready?"

However, Romano's stomach beats his mouth with a loud, low growl that Mi-Hyun is even a bit shocked to hear it. Romano could feel his tiny blush turn from pink to red while multiplying in size. How embarrassing for your damn stomach to do in front of a lady… "Um…" Romano soon begins, "Let me eat my pasta first…"

Poland could feel his heart thumping, both in nervousness and shyness. Though he may act completely confident, Poland really is shy to strangers. Especially Romano, Poland did not know really anything about him and the only one that's going to accompany them is Mimi…

Yet, he knew that Lithuania has a crush on Romano for some good reason. He tried to really get the answer from Lithuania himself but Liet just plain refuses. It was rather weird for Liet to not follow Poland's wanting and usually Liet always had a good reason why he doesn't. So knowing Liet isn't going tell him, Poland did the next best thing: Investigate Romano himself. I mean, like, Romano may seem a bit attractive yet Poland didn't really get a good look at him closely. That way, Poland could see why Liet has the total hots for Romano as well as finding weak points that just make Romano unattractive as possible. Like, it's a win-win for Poland and one for Romano for free invitation to Poland's spa. I mean, come on, Liet didn't like Romano for that attitude of his. So it has to be looks!

Poland sees his cute car coming to park soon. His car is a rather a light red that he could only get that's closest to that wonderful color that's pink. The driver he could defiantly is Mimi- though Poland knows she rather ride horses than drive cars. He also knows that with Mimi is the somehow heartthrob to Liet and the other nations, Romano. Okay, Poland isn't going to give up till he finds the weak point!

Meanwhile Romano is now waking up from the damn slow car ride. Damn, was that damn slow! Seriously, people shouldn't drive so damn slow! Of course he couldn't say that to a pretty lady like Mi-Hyun, she's cute and nice at the same time. As he slowly gets his damn eyes to adjust, he could see it's one of those damn fancy spa resorts. The walls are painted with the lightest pink that from far, it looks like regular white. The style is futuristic-looking and seems to be made mostly in marble and concrete with gigantic glass windows that can be mistaken as walls instead. He also could smell a whiff of lavender and something sweet even if he's outside.

"Like, Romano!" Romano could see Poland opening the front glass door and waving at him, "Come on, like, time to get pampered!"

Romano scoffs, of course they're going to be damn pampered, they going in a damn spa! And not just any damn spa, looks like Poland invite him to what could a fucking day spa. How does Romano know? Remember, Romano flirts with plenty of women and has sisters, that's enough said. So, knowing a day spa from live experience, usually it's a money-wasting service for women who are too fucking lazy to take care of their damn health and beauty. Hopefully this spa has some sauna or pool that actually has some good damn hot water…

Poland soon pouts at Romano, for just ignoring him and just plain going inside. Man, talk about attitude, like, Romano doesn't act nice at all. Though Poland gets to see a closer look on Romano's face, he could only get a few details for Romano moved too fast. His hair is a nice color of dark brown with no tangles or any frizzy strands. His nose is not big and round but rather sharp-looking and small. A tan that's not overused or doesn't make him looks pale at all. Damn, this is harder than he originally planned!

"Sir," Mi-Hyun says after entering, "If you would like a massage, you'll have to wait for some time so please forgive us for the default. But you could go to our pool, it's quite relaxing." Mi-Hyun then points to a door, "Please change into robes and get your towels for service please. We don't want to ruin your clothes or any items you have with you."

Romano soon rolls his eyes but nods to Mi-Hyun. Poland watches as Romano walks to the door, closely looking for any weakness at all on his beauty. However, Poland could see Romano is wearing latest designer clothes that look both casual and fancy- damn, that means Romano has a good taste in fashion! Not only that, the way Romano walks is model-like! Like, somehow Romano walks with indeed masculine yet strangely having those vibes of being feminine… How!

As Romano shuts the door behind him, Poland soon goes right in front of Mi-Hyun. "Like, Mimi, I'm going to find Romano's, like, weak points of his sexiness, 'kay?"

Before Mi-Hyun could respond, Poland already goes to the door that Romano went in. She sighs, for Poland doesn't know or really clarify what he is feeling. All Poland is feeling is jealousy not curiosity but really, how can she actually explain it to Poland where he could finally understand…

Meanwhile, Poland is slowly and quietly opening the door to inspect Romano. Just enough to fit through his head, Poland begins peeking in to see Romano already stripping. Oh my god is it hard to find something that's a total turnoff! Romano had that same shade of tan all over him- though he's still wearing his pants. The figure of his body is, like, opposite of anything relating to turnoffs! He had a flat stomach with no extra fat and muscles, not those bulging muscles that word out trainers had but just right amount where it's noticeable yet not overly done. Poland could see faint lines of a six-pack and more noticeable chest muscles that give off that nice-looking rectangular or square look. Damn, did Liet pick one attractive guy! But there has to some weak point!

As Romano takes off his pants rather swift and expertly, Poland tries even harder to look closely. However, the legs that are Romano's are sex appealing… Cholera! Thin yet thick legs with still that shade of tan- Poland curses as he now knows that Romano tan is completely natural- and none of those ugly wrinkles are there! It's all curves that are nothing but hot. And to Poland's shock –and horror-, Romano had… a bootylicious butt! Finally taking his boxers off, Romano shows his naked glory… and the second biggest butt that Poland has ever seen! Poland did see a few times of Spain's butt but Romano's came to a very close second that, like, they were the size of double d cups for breast!

However, Romano turns his head and eyes soon going wide as goes eye to eye with Poland. Somehow the personification with an attitude didn't smirk in pride –usually that's what the bad girl does in high school drama- but rather begins blushing. Though his skin is naturally tanned, it isn't dark enough to hide the red ribbon of embarrassment… And out came from Romano's mouth is a rather bellowing shriek that goes out, like: "CHI~GI~!"

Romano still has that damn blush all over his face and now having part of his face sinking in the water… Poland just fucking peeped at him! Sure Italians are okay with showing their body –and no, he didn't fucking mean naked! But peeping is just… UGH! Seriously, why would Poland peep at him? It isn't like Romano had a nice body. He's plain fucking skinny with no damn muscles and has fatty legs! Romano just had no sex appeal in his body though he guesses he has at least a handsome face… But still, that doesn't mean Poland should peep on him! Maybe it's France in disguise, he usually fucks with anything that fucking breathes and moves…

"Like," Poland begins what could be a starting conversation, "Why are you sinking your head in the water for? That's going to totally frizz your hair if you do that."

Romano soon puffs his cheeks and gives a glare to Poland who's actually at the other side of the warm pool. Really, the pool is really relaxing and has that nice damn temperature that Romano is okay with, but he seriously can't enjoy it with a certain damn Polish! Sure, the pool has a nice aroma of something rather minty –could be peppermint- and what could be recorded of a soft harmony of a guitar lightly whispering through the room… Romano sighs, trying not to relax but rather failing. He begins to sink in the water once again, with his nose an inch or a few centimeters away from the water…

"Like, aren't you listening to me!" Romano could feel his eyebrow twitch. "Look, Romano, like, why are you even giving me attitude? We, like, never met and you're nice to Liet! What gives!"

"Well, why the hell you push Lith- I mean, basketball bastard around?" Romano growls, a mean glare going directly at Poland. "You keep treating him like he's your fucking slave. Bastard, I may be an ass but I know damn sure how to be a real damn friend!"

Now, Poland is taken back at this. Was Romano being… protective to Liet…? Strangely, Poland did not feel any relief but something else… something, like, bad-feeling and anger-like. "What the hell do you mean! I try to get Lithuania totally out of work because that's, like, all he does!" Poland didn't know what this feeling is but whatever it is, it's somehow taking control of him. "Liet, like, needs a chill pill and enjoy life!"

Now Poland is breathing a little hard after that outburst of his. Even Romano id dumbfounded, guess he didn't suspect that. Of course, breathing in the aroma of peppermint, Poland soon fall for the stress less mood. He did not know why yet it feels quite familiar, for it was not foreign and at the same time, not easily identified. I mean, like, why isn't Poland proud that Liet found a sexy guy that most likely helps him have fun? Sure that's that snarky attitude of his but that doesn't seem to be the reason…

"Would you like some refreshments, sir?"

Poland looks up to see Mimi with that classic silver platter –actually it is colored pink- with fancy-looking glass with Polish compote. The drink that comes from himself with primary fruits of either: cherry, strawberry, or peaches. It's a drink served cold with the fruits as well. Traditional Polish non-alcoholic clear juice obtained by cooking fruit, in a large amount of water. Hopefully Romano would respect his drink.

Mimi is crouching down near Romano and letting him choose first. Now Poland could feel a "tiny" bit of frustration as he witnesses Romano giving off a flirting smirk and thanking her with rather nice compliments. Maybe it's because Poland knew that Romano is no good for Liet for his personality and could possibly be a playboy due to all those people declaring their love on that day. He watches as Romano gives a final flirty wink so Mimi leaves the room. Poland gives an uncharacteristic glare to Romano as he finally has his attention to him.

"Hey," Romano begins, swaying the fruity and tasty liquid in the glass, "Got anything spicy to eat?"

Soon Poland's stomach drops. There are only a few people that know Poland has a rather weak stomach. Unfortunately his stomach is both can't handle the sights of disgusting things as well as digesting some various foods… Not only that, Poland knew from magazines and web sites that men dig chicks who like spicy food and though Romano is a male, Liet is also a man as well. How could he beat Romano! I mean, Poland wants to win in his observation but Romano is… is just too much! And Poland could see Romano's hands are both elegant and soft-looking though it doesn't look like he actually had a manicure at all! It seems that Romano had something that Poland doesn't have, which is natural and untamed good looks…

Poland could see that Liet really choose well on Romano… However, there's that little question that's keep replaying in the back of his head… "So, like, Romano, if you get laid in bed, like, would you be top or bottom?"

When Poland was silently pondering, Romano was relaxing and drinking the rather delicious refreshment. Really, this spa really is nice and relaxing that Romano might admit openly… alone. However, when Poland asks that question, his mouth was full of the drink. With complete surprise and shock, Romano did the classic spit-take quite well. Since he was drinking big gulps, the spit-take he just did was far and wide that it actually splattered Poland. Well, the pool is rather small; it could only fit in about five people around the corners and just one in the middle…

But seriously! Who the hell would ask that sort of question! Romano could feel the blush already covering his entire face and now reaching for his ears and neck…

"Like, why did you do that for! You totally ruin my hair by doing that!" Poland whines.

However, Romano didn't hear that. So he just plain yells "Of course I can damn top that tomato bastard!" Romano quickly covers his mouth with both of his hands. Both Poland and Romano are shocked on the unplanned outburst. Romano show it more by having his blush all over his head and trying to hide it by sinking in the water. "I-I m-m-mean, yeah! I-I, um, o-of course I can…" Now Romano is sinking even more in the water, his embarrassment making bubbles around him. His curl however is twitching and shriveling in embarrassment in front for Poland to see.

However to Poland, the outburst indeed shock him yet… why is he feeling… relief…? Shouldn't he feel, like, mad or something for Romano wanting to top Spain than Liet? I mean, Romano has got the looks that exceeded than the average and past Poland's list of needed qualities. Maybe Poland just doesn't like Romano attitude so that's why he isn't worthy for Liet. Yeah, that sounds right! Poland is feeling protective about his best friend Liet, that's all!

Poland could feel his heart beating soft and nicely, his face giving off a nice smile. He really didn't know why, but he feels rather happy, very happy actually.

Mi-Hyun sighs in frustration as she watches Poland, in a wonderful mood, talking happily to a rather cute blushing Romano. She heard the conversation and later after that Poland told her about his feelings about the whole situation. Mi-Hyun is polite and all but she is seriously frustrated!

When will Poland get it that he's jealous! When will Poland realize that he's in love with Lithuania! And when will Lithuania tell he loves Poland! …Maybe she shouldn't have the silver platter in her hands when she's angry since it's now torn in half… She does get stronger when angry… BUT POLAND IS TOO DAMN SLOW! …She needs to replace the platter soon…

Sighing once more, Mi-Hyun looks at Romano –who instantly fell asleep- and feels rather pity for him. She can sense the mood quite well and could tell Romano doesn't know what's going on…

Poor Romano…

… I wonder if I made Poland OOC… I hope not, he's actually fun to write about! XD

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