Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, do not sue me for I am already broke and unfortunately make no profit out of this. P.s I don't have the brains to be the maker of Ouran

Claimer: I own the Matsumoto twins and Megumi Kotatsu

Name: Yukiko Kitoshi

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Class: Home schooled

Height: 5'7"

Hair: Brunette

Eyes: Blue

Occupation of Interest: Model

Crush: Tamaki

For some reason unknown, the Host Club was invited over to Aki's house. Tamaki seemed suspicious, completely convinced that Aki was up to something. The Hitachiin twins were ehaded in a similar direction, saying that they were onto Aki's evil plot. This of course only scarred the king of the Host Club even more. Hani was wondering if there was going to be any cake. Meanwhile, Mori and Kyoya were simply quiet.

Then they rang the doorbell and waited at the door leading into the Matsumoto household. Megumi answered the door. Her silver hair was straightened as were her bangs. She didn't have contacts in, so her eyes were red and silver. A black elastic hair band separated her long hair from her bangs even though it was an inch wide it did not cover her ears, though Aki never seemed to like it when that happened since she couldn't draw ears.

Megumi had on a red, black, and silver outfit consisting of a form fitting corset, arm warmers, bracelets, a poofy skirt that went to her mid-thigh, high socks, and dress shoes with one inch soles. Kyoya visibly blushed and his glasses could have even steamed up. She stepped to the side so everyone could walk inside. "Aki will be here in a minute, she's finishing up a business call." She stated, as if it was normal for an 18-year old to be running their business while still in high school.

Then Aki came in as she grumbled with someone on the phone in German. She stopped in front of Megumi after closing the door. "Spin." She stated in Japanese while making her finger twirl in the air. Megumi spun on one foot as if she were trying to dance. "Ja." Aki said into the phone as she shook her head at Megumi. "Spin slower." Aki ordered with growing agitation. "Dammit, Toya-san! I'm a designer! I know what the Hell this outfit needs to look like! You don't need to call me every 20 minutes to see how its going! If you do it will never get finished!" Aki closed her cell phone and chucked it across the room. Then Megumi's phone rang and in an instant she held it in her hand. Aki glared over to her personal model slash living doll. "If you even dare answer that I WILL DESTROY YOUR PHONE!" The girl threatened.

Megumi dropped her cell phone...

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Silence.

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Then the land line rang.

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And rang.

And rang.

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It then stopped.

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"Aki! Its Toya-san! He says-" Kano started.

"I don't give a damn what Toya-san says! Give me the damned phone!" Aki growled at her twin brother. Once she received the phone she said, "Hello, Toya-san, this is Aki. How do you plan on making me rip my hair out today?" Toya said a few cheerful words and the designer was immediately shouting German curses at him. After a few minutes she finally hung up. Then she took a deep breath to calm herself down. "Kano, unplug the land line."

"How come Megumi's eyes are red and silver? Aren't they normally black?" Hani wondered.

"When Megumi's eyes are black she has contacts in to make them look black. when her eyes are red and silver she is not wearing contacts." Aki said. "but if you want to get the genetic reason, I can only give you a wimpy, pathetic reason. Genes." Aki added flatly. She suddenly looked up at the Host Club and smiled. "I know! Kyoya can tell everyone why Gumi-chan is so puuurrrty!" She squealed happily. "Even better! Kyo-kun can tell Gumi-chan why she's beautiful!" This suggestion made both Kyoya and Megumi turn bright red.

"Aki are you almost done?" Megumi whined.

Aki sighed softly, "I'm having a debate with myself about that."

Megumi freaked out. "What is that supposed to mean?" She shrieked now over in the corner. "I don't want to stand on a stool for another three hours!" She continued to whine.

The designer grabbed her model's arm and pulled her up. "STAND STILL OR YOU WILL BE STANDING HERE FOR ANOTHER THREE HOURS!" Aki demanded. "I'm trying to figure out what's missing!" She explained. Meanwhile, Megumi was praying that Aki did not have to remake the whole outfit and force her to stand on the stool for a bazillion more hours. "I got it!" Aki cried out.

Megumi went back to praying. "Please, oh, please! Don't say you have to remake the entire outfit!" She chanted.

"Why would I have to do that?" Aki grumbled since her model was lacking belief in her skills as a designer.

Said model looked at Aki. "I dunno, maybe you screwed up really bad." Megumi guessed off the top of her head.

"And how often does that occur?" Aki growled, now giving the silver haired girl a cold glare.

Megumi sighed to herself. "Every four years on leap day." She groaned. "Anyway, what's wrong with the outfit?" The silver and red haired girl asked.

"Remember when your dad called and I was messing with the frill at the top of your corset?" Aki asked Megumi.

"Yeah, I still had straps then. Why do you ask?"

"Well, when he called, I got distracted and cut it off thinking I was evening the frill." The designer explained. "Not to mention the straps gave the corset a sweetheart neck line.

The twins finally cut into the conversation, "So why are all of us here?"

"Kyoya sold me your bodies."

"WHAT?" Screamed Tamaki. "I don't want to die a virgin!"

Aki glared at Tamaki. "You heard me," she growled, "I own you." Then Megumi's stomach growled loudly. Aki went into the kitchen then came back out with a bar of chocolate in one hand and a glass of cold lemonade in the other. "Go ahead and get changed. This might take a while." She explained. "If you get anything on that outfit I WILL START OVER." Aki warned in a threatening deep tone, then handed Megumi her food and drink.

Megumi then disappeared upstairs with her food and drink so she could dress in peace. Aki left for the kitchen to make herself a smoothie. The Host Club was left with only Kyoya to stare down. "You sold us to Aki-senpai?" Tamaki shrieked dramatically.

"Aki-senpai's designs are not limited to female fashion, Tamaki." Kyoya stated. "Nor are her talents limited to design." He informed Haruhi's "Father".

Aki came back into the room again. "Yukiko! Get changed! It's time to eat!" She called up the stairs. Then the designer turned to everyone else. "You can eat too. I made enough food." After saying that she turned back to the stairs. "Megumi! Could you put the outfit on a manikin and bring it down? Never mind Bringing it down, just put it on a manikin. I'll be up in a minute!" Finally Aki went up a different set of stairs, ones that let to her room.

When she came back downstairs she wore a green and black striped shirt that had long sleeves, a wavy skirt that went down to her knees, and green and black striped pair of thigh high socks. Her hair had a black elastic band separating her bangs from the rest of her hair. She had brought down a headless manikin with her and put it by the counter. Then she went over to the cutting board and started cutting up fish. By the time Megumi and Yukiko came into the room Aki was done seasoning and cooking her fish and was putting it into a bowl filled with rice.

Soon enough Aki finished eating with the Host Club, Megumi, and Yukiko. So she went to wash the dishes, unfortunately Toya was well aware of Aki being distracted and headed over to her house to check on Megumi's outfit. He came in the back door next to the kitchen, and headed for his daughter's outfit. Suddenly, Aki had a ruthless gleam in her eye, and a butcher's knife soared threw the air and struck the wall right by Toya's ear, it had even cut some of his hair. "Don't touch it, or I won't miss next time." Aki's voice threatened out of the blue. Everyone looked over at Aki who was already pointing another knife at Toya with a defensive glare. Megumi spotted her father and suddenly understood why Aki was angry. "Go away, Toya-san. I'm extremely busy, bit if throwing knives at you sames me the time..." She trailed off after seeing that the over-protective father got the point she was attempting to make.

One father left and another entered. "Aki-kun!" Aki's dad called out.

"Yes, Otau-san?"

"Your Oosan is arriving in three days."

Aki's fist clenched and her teeth ground together. Her eyes seemed to be lit up by flames. "Damn that old bastard for not dieing!" She growled fiercely.

"He wants you to have a party to show off the costumes you've been making for the Host Club." Hiro continued.

The girl was now banging her head into the fridge repeatedly. "Why the Hell won't that fucker die?"

"Why do you want your Oosan to die, Aki-kun?" Hani asked curiously.

"He wants me dead..." Aki groaned as she sunk to the floor.

The phone rang and Hiro picked it up. "What? Uh... Okay..." The call ended. "Sorry , it's three hours, not three days." Her father corrected himself.

Aki whined even more as she slid her back down the fridge, landed on the floor with a thump then rolled over on the tile floor. "Why! Why! Why!" With each "Why" she banged her head on the tile floor. "I hope that bastard gets in a plane crash! Or a car crash! I want him to DIE!" She wailed and screamed. Then Termite came in and sat on her stomach. The girl grabbed the dog's ears and scratched them affectionately. "Why, my abnormally large termite of furry doom? Why must Oosan come here? my sweet, sweet furry Termite, why won't he just die already?" She screamed at the clueless dog. "Give me some love." Aki told the dog, who immediately obeyed and licked her face. "Good puppy-dog!" She giggled happily.

Aki's dad shook his head at the girl and went back downstairs to his home office.

"Alright, since he's coming over so soon, I'll fill you all in on the details!" Aki announced loudly as she got up. "You will be hosting and modeling in this little party I'm required to have. I already have most of your outfits ready to tailor. Kyoya gave me almost everyone's measurements. Hikaru and Kaoru, your mother gave me yours. And Haruhi, your father gave me yours." She informed the Host Club. "Yukiko, that outfit for your party will be finished after this project. Haruhi, I forgot to tell you, you have both girls' and guys' outfits. Megumi and Yukiko you will be hostesses as well. Megumi, will you also fill Yukiko in on what she should do during the party? That would be a great help." More last-minute orders ran out of Aki's mouth at record speed.

About half an hour later Aki finally finished telling everyone her long list of rules and instructions. She sent everyone into rooms to change into their outfits that she had designed and made over the past couple of months.

Most of the comments on the outfits were; "Wow, Aki-kun! I really like it!" or "It's a nice fit." Soon Hani ran up to Aki and smiled, "Takashi likes his outfit too!"

Aki smiled and nodded. "Yeah, I know. I had him try it on when he was here with Pudding."

Hani's eyes suddenly started sparkling. "What kind of pudding was it? Was it chocolate, or bannana, or vanilla?" He begged for an answer.

"It is a dog." Aki stated flatly.

"HOW COULD YOU BE SO MEAN?" Tamaki and Hani demanded from Aki and Mori.

Aki laughed at their confusion as she hid her face in her hand. At last she looked up at them. "Pudding is the name of a dog!" She giggled.

Yukiko looked over at Aki and smiled. "You're cute when you laugh like that." She said and sat down on the arm of a recliner that Tamaki was sitting in. Tamaki quickly pulled her into his lap, and Yukiko's face turned bright red.

Megumi eyed the two for a moment. "You're kidding me, right?"

"What? We're childhood friends!" Yukiko defended innocently.

"How come I didn't know?" Megumi demanded.

"You were too busy flirting with Kyoya-san!"

In the midst of all their fighting Aki stood up and started to leave the room, only to be stopped by Hani. "Aki-chan! Where are you going?" He asked cheerfully.

Aki sighed softly and turned back to face him. "I'm going to my room so I can go to bed." She mumbled wearily. Then she looked back at Yukiko and Megumi who were fighting while several members of the Host Club tried to calm them down. "Yukiko or Megumi! Please take Termite outside for ten minutes then let him come back inside!" She shouted; which stopped their fighting. "I'm going to bed!" She yelled when they started up again then slid her way to her room.