ME: I OWN YOU ADMIT IT!

ALICE: NO

ME: YESSSSS I DOOO!

ALICE: iS YOUR NAME STEPHENIE MEYERS?

ME: MY 1ST NAME MIGHT BE STEPHENIE...

ALICE: THEN YOU DON'T OWN ME. : P

ME: NEXT TIME EVIL LITTLE PIXIE NEXT TIME!

"Ok. My turn. Jasper? Truth or Dare? I asked.

"Dare." He smiled. Then Emmett came back in in one piece but, but, but, he had black and

white stripps all over him! I screamed and hid behind Esme and closed my eyes.

Then I peaked out from behind Esme and gasped. It's not Emmett it's a large overgrown

skunk. I ran up the stairs in a flash to the hallway closet. I opened the door and searched

through the baseball stuff. AHA! Found it! I grabbed the metal baseball bat and ran back

down-stairs. Everyone stared at me. Probably cause they have never seen me violent before.

Well they will now see how violent I am. I started beating the overgrown skunk with the

baseball bat. It squeled and then it talked.

"OWWWW. DADDYYYYY!"It screamed.

"I'm not your dad you you skunk!" I shrieked.

"It's me Emmett!" The skunk said. I stopped beating him with the baseball bat. Boy was I

embarassed.

"Oh. Sorry son." I managed through embarassment spasms.

"Owww." He said rubbing his head.

"Mummy. My head hurts. Will you kiss it to make it better." He asked Esme. Dear god I

thought he outgrown that.

"Emmett come here." She said.

"Yay!" Emmett squeled and Esme kissed his head.

"Feel better."

"Much."

"Ok." I said

"Yes." Jasper said.

"Jasper I dare you to go to the mall and go into Victoria's Secret and start having a fit cause

they don't have your size in the black lacey lingerie. Then go to the costume store and buy

a ballerina costume and dance around the mall humming the nutcracker song." I

choked up. We all burst out laughing. Except Jasper. Haha I would really hate to be Jasper

right now.

JPOV

Carlisle peaked out from behind Esme and gasped. I wonder what he is wondering about.

Wow that didn't make sense. By his emoctions he's realizing something. Maybe he's realizing

that when you look in Emmett's ear you can see the light from the other side. Anway Carlisle

ran up the stairs. He opened a door and starting rummiging through it. It must be the hall

closet. He must have found what he was looking for because he ran back down with a

baseball bat! I could feel everyone's emoctions curious, scared and? lust. It was radiating

heavely of from Esme.

"Esme." I whispered so low that she could only heard it. She turned and she gave me an

apologetic face. I just nodded. Meanwhile everyone stared at Carlisle. I've never seen him

violent before. He started beating the umm skunk which was Emmett with the baseball bat.

I sent waves of violent over to Carlisle. I laughed inside. Edward stared at me amused.

Emmett squeled and then talked.

"OWWWW. DADDYYYYY!"Emmett screamed.

"I'm not your dad you you skunk!" Carlisle shrieked.

"It's me Emmett!" He said. Carlisle realized it was him and stopped beating him with the

baseball bat. I sent major waves of embarrasement over to him. Edward and I were laughing

so hard inside we had to cough silently to cover up our laughter.

"Oh. Sorry son." He managed through embarassment spasms.

"Owww." Emmett said rubbing his head on the verge of tears. Venom tears at least.

"Mummy. My head hurts. Will you kiss it to make it better." He asked Esme. Dear god I

thought he outgrown that. I guess Rosalie didn't throw away the Dora DVD's he liked to

watch. Tsskkk.

"Emmett come here." She said.

"Yay!" Emmett squeled and Esme kissed his head.

"Feel better."

"Much."

"Ok." I said

"Yes." I said trying to control everyone.

"Jasper I dare you to go to the mall and go into Victoria's Secret and start having a fit cause

they don't have your size in the black lacey lingerie. Then go to the costume store and buy

a ballerina costume and dance around the mall humming the nutcracker song." Carlisle

choked up. They all burst out laughing. Except me. Wtf? How did I deserve this? I mean I'm

a soldier not a frickin barbie doll. Bob is all the uniform I need. WAIT! BOBBB! HE IS

GONE! I cried.

"For the love of..." Edward trailed off.

"What?" Bella asked. Ohhh god no please Edward don'tttttttttt...

"He's thinking about Bob." Edward said laughing his head off. I heard Rosalie snicker from

upstairs. I blocked my mind so Edward couldn't read it. Then I pounced on him. I was at the

right angle so both my hands went around his neck and I pulled. I mean pulled hard. The

hardest I could. There was a snap then Edward's head poped off. (I have a thing for ripping

peoples heads off)

"Look who's laughing now headless mountain lion hunter." I said laughing to death. Edward

looked at Bella and she puked and instead of puking on Edward she puked on me. I gagged.

"Puked on by the human." Bella laughed. I looked at her in disguist. Edward started laughing.

"Haha." I said sarcastically.

"Jasper if you don't want me to puke on you again I suggest you put Edward's head back."

She smiled. I picked Edward's head up but, instead of putting it back on his neck I threw it at

Emmett's head and it was dead on so Emmett's head poped off too. I fell down laughing so

hard I couldn't breath. Like I needed to anyway. I looked around at everyone else. Esme

glared at me. Carlisle shook his head but, he was laughing hard inside. Alice was laughing

with me I winked at her she smiled back. Bella went over to Edward to see if Edward's

head was damaged.

"Hmmm." She said picking it up then she brought it over to Edward's body and shoved it

back on. It reconnected. He came walking over to me slowly very angry. Edward don't do

anything you will regret. Remember anything that happens is Emmett's fault I thought.

He froze and started walking towards Emmett. Emmett tried to hop in the kitchen with his

head. But, Edward was quicker. He picked Emmett's head up and Emmett spit on him. Ewww.

Edward stared in shock.

"Who's up for soccer?" Edward shouted. Ohhhh so Emmett's gonna be the soccer ball.

"Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Growl." Rosalie's not happy but, she's gotta finish her bible reading.

"I wanna start I wanna start." Alice hopped up and down clapping her hands as soon as we got

outside.

"Ok." Edward grinned he set Emmett's head down by Alice's foot.

"ROSALIEEEEE! HELP ME!" Emmett shrieked. Rose popped her head out the window.

"Don't die Emmett" She laughed before sticking her head inside.

"One game then we go to the mall." Carlisel said reminding us of my dare. Ugh. Esme

whistled and Alice kicked a screaming Emmett. Then Bella kicked Emmett.

"Owwwww Bella." Emmett cried.

"Goal!" Esme yelled as Bella went and kicked hard towards the goal. Alice and Bella

celibrated.

"C'mon Carlisle we won't be beat by a bunch of girls." I said coldy. My sweat angel stuck her

tongue out at me. Esme blew the whistle then I went up and kicked Emmett's head as hard as

I could and it bounced throughout the woods while Emmett was screaming bloody murder.

"Ball lost. game over. GIRlS WIN!" Esme yelled. Alice and Bella cheered. Edward you

cheater. Your a goalie just because Bella's playing doesn't mean you can let her win. He just

smirked and went over to Bella. I walked over to Alice and kissed her head.

"Ok." Carlisle said.

"Time for the mall." Alice and I went in her porshce. While Carlisle and Esme went in the

Mercedes and Edward and Bella in the volvo. Carlisle was in front of us and Edward in back

just in case we decided to escape I groaned as we pulled out of the driveway.

"It's ok. I saw a vision and the only people we know that will be there will be Mike, Jessica,

Lauren, Tyler, Eric, Angela, Aro,Caius,Marcus,Demetri,Jane and Alec." Alice explained to me.

I froze.

"WHAT? THE VOLTURI TOOO?" I yelled. She giggled.

"Edward called and told them about your dare and they want to see it so they left a few days

ago from Italy. They're almost there. We should meet them there.

Author's Note - If you would like me to add another chapter please review or send me a message. I would like to know if you want me to make a truth or dare with werewolves Bella included. Please vote on my profile page or leave a review. : )