Alright time for a non-story chapter.
"What in Sam's hell is this?" Sarge said while standing in front of a white screen.
"This seems very similar to when you showed us your Sarge movies." Grif saidupon looking at the screen.
"This screen is white. It makes me think of loneliness." Caboose said.
"Would somebody please tell me who set this up?" Wash shouted.
"That would be me." Illinois said as he walked up to the group.
"What in blue blazes is going on?" Sarge asked.
"Simple. I am going to show you all a movie trailer for an actual Red vs Blue movie. And not something Sarge made where he just made it all about himself." Illinois said as he began preparing a projector.
"While I don't trust you I bet anything could be better than what Sarge mad=
e." Wash said as he turned towards the screen.
"Hey!" Sarge said before running towards Red base.
"Go ahead before Sarge tries to burn your camera equipment." Simmons said a little excitedly.
"V hit the lights." Illinois said.
"Blarg." V shouted
Flashes of several action shots involving all the Reds and Blues flash across the screen with several cut aways to scheming done by Illinois before the trailer ends in a fight between Sarge and Illinois before the title came up showing the title to be Sarge 3: Wrath of Illinois.
"So what did you think?" Illinois said after the film ended.
"How did... you get us... in the trailer?" Carolina asked completely stunned=
by how they were all in the trailer.
"Ahem." II said in armor that looked like Wash's.
"It's called acting." Michigan said with his armor painted like Grif's.
"Ya you should try it." Indiana said with her armor painted like Carolina's.
"I am going to burn your camera equipment." Wash said as he went towards Blue base.
"No. Don't. I bet he isn't done with principal photography. Heck I don't think he's even finished with vice principal photography." Sarge said chasing after Washington.
"Everybody can agree that Locus crushing that photo in the last chapter after killing Mad King was kinda uncalled for right?" Illinois said as he removed the tape from the projector.
"Yeah." Everyone agreed.
"Hey where did Caboose go?" Tucker said as he looked around.
"Oh. Oooh no. I'm on fire." Caboose said running while on fire.
"Dammit Caboose I told you not to mess with the flamethrower." Wash said coming out of Blue base.
"But you said you wanted things to be burnt so I tried burning them." Cabooe said while still on fire.
"You tried burning the river!" Wash shouted.
"Anybody else confused as to how Caboose doesn't seem to die at all?" Ohio said with his armor painted like Sarge's.
"Ya." Illinois said as the screen fades to black.
So what did you think?