Me: Tot is depressing me…
Nick: OF COURSE IT IS!
Me: do the disclaimer moon!
Moon: fangirlgonesupernova owns nothing!
Me: lets go!
Chapter ten:
So ZxP, and LxR have been established…
Torch: the first few letters are from moon! The honor of first letter goes to Keiichiro! DearKeiichiro, Gift Your Moon
Keiichiro: I… love… gingerbread cookies… *noms*
Torch: nice. MOON! *moon walks out*
Moon: what? I was getting us soda *puts two sodas on the desk* *sits* next letter is for Honey. DearHoney, Let Love, Moon.
Honey: sure! Usa-Chan and I love new friends!
Moon: you are so cute! *hugs him*
Torch: next letter is for nick, NICK GET OUT HERE! *he walks onstage* DearNick, Does Your Moon.
Nick: n-a little…
Torch: *snickering* hey! He's my friend too!
Nick: you hate me though!
Torch: I never said that. Its fun to make fun of you is all.
Moon: next letter is for Pai. DearPai, So...You Your Moon.
Pai: sure… *we watch 1-4 (A/n: moon, you know just about all of the awesome videos huh?)* I… I think I'm brain dead.
Zakuro: what's the square root of one hundred?
Pai: ten.
Torch: what's thirty two, plus six, times two, minus two, plus seven minus one, divided by two, minus thirty?
Pai: eight.
Kish: where are kidneys?
Pai: in your lower back
Torch: where is the country of Hungary?
Pai: Europe. Next to Austria
Tart: What are the names of the mews?
Pai: full or first?
Tart: full.
Pai: Zakuro fujiwara, pudding fong, Ichigo momomia, mint aiziwa, and lettuce miokorwara. (did I spell these all correctly? I did it from memory.)
Tart: okay, last question, what is our last name?
Pai: Ikisatashi.
Tart: he's not brain dead.
Torch: good to know.
Moon: next letter is for pudding. DearPudding, Gift Love, Moon.
Pudding: Thank you Na no Da! *eats slice* want some Taru-taru?
Taruto: sure I guess… *pudding hands him a slice and a fork* *takes bite* THIS IS DELICIOUS!
Torch: well good for you. Next few letters are from theblessedchildsuki. First one is for Kish, Pai, and tart. Kish,PaiandTart, *watching -Suki
*they all look pissed*
Pai: *growls*
Tart: give it back!
Kish: where did she even get blackmail stuff?
Torch: from raven! *they look at her* what? I have a copy too
*they glare at her*
Torch: *grins baring teeth*
Moon: next letter is for keiichiro. Keiichiro, Will -Suki
Keiichiro: of course *under breath* but I'll shoot them if they call me gay.
Torch: next letter is for tart. Tart, Jealous? -Suki
Tart: *gets annoyed* OK, I'M JEALOUS ALRIGHT? STOP POKING ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
Pudding: *hugs Taruto* Taru-taru likes me Na no Da!
Tart: *blushes*
Torch: nice.
Moon: next letter is for Kish. Kish, Hi -Suki
Kish: hey, now give me back the blackmail material.
Torch: no! next letter is for Masaya Masa-Baka, You -Suki
Masaya: and that's not… good…
Suki: *standing over his shoulder* no. *uppercuts him and disappears*
Masaya: that hurt…
Torch: good!
Moon: next letter is for Pai. *Glomp* -Suki
Pai,
Pai: … I'm sorry what? I was asleep.
Torch: nice. next letter is for Pudding! Pudding, You -Suki
Pudding: I know, I get mistaken for a baby panda all the time.
Moon: not surprised. Next letter is for blue knight. BlueKnight, Frig -Suki
Blue knight: what? *killed*
Torch: *holding bloody sword* oh, was that not what you meant? Too late now, next few letters are from Layla. First one is for Ryou DearRyou, Don't Sincerly, Layla
Ryou: uh… okay, I wont be mean!
Moon: good. Next letter is for Ichigo.DearIchigo, ZE Sincerly, Layla
Ichigo: okay.
Torch: too many short answers. Next letter is for blue knight. (I have human names for blue knight and deep blue, bk- safaia db- aokara, what do you think?) DearBlueKnight, Hold Sincerly, Layla
Blue knight: not nice…
Torch: well too bad!
Moon: the next letter is for Lettuce.DearLettuce, Have Sincerly, Layla
Lettuce: *eats salad* wait wha- *sees someone* can I have matches?
Torch: *tosses her matches* *Lettuce sets Ryou's hair on fire* *she goes back to normal and tosses torch's soda on his head to put out the fire* I AM SO SORRY RYOU-KUN!
Ryou: *looks mad* *calms down* it's the salads fault. I forgive you.
Torch: aw! So cute! Next letter is for-
Moon: actually, that was all of Layla's letter, the next letters are from TMMangel, first is for you Torch. Which -
DearTorch,
Torch: why not both? *sitting with her legs crossed and her head resting on her hand* next letter is for blue knight. DearBlueKnight, What's -
Blue knight: it's an out- ok I really don't know, I just woke up and was forced to wear it…
Torch: lame!
Moon: next letter is for torch again! DearTorch(again), Can -
Torch: certainly! Its about people, who are really the countries. The show mainly rotates around the global eight, but there are other people on it too. I can list some people. America is a loud guy who is always eating burgers, wearing a bomber jacket, and he always says 'I'M THE HERO!', England is older, has bushy eyebrows, can see fantasy characters, and hates France. France is a bit of a pervert, has roses always, doesn't like England, and is fabulous! Just kidding, not really. China is man, I could've sworn it was a girl… he likes pandas and cute things. Russia is a man who is kid-like and scary to most countries. Oh and he's taller than almost all of the countries. Germany is strict in some ways, tough, and overall is a party-pooper. Italy is a lovable idiot who always yells out pasta, and Japan is reserved, quiet, and constantly culture-shocked. The next few letters are from Mewmewlover612. first letter is for Ichigo. ichigo did
Ichigo: MINT! YOU DATED HIM?
Mint: I swear it was before I knew he was your boyfriend! It was two weeks after I met you and I hadn't met him! Afterwards, when I figured it out he tried to get me to go on another date with him but I refused, I swear I didn't know!
Ichigo: *glares at mint*
Torch: *standing next to mint with a lie detector* she isn't lying.
Ichigo: I still don't believe you mint.
Mint: I swear I didn't date him after I knew he was your boyfriend! I thought about telling you but the others said it would crush you!
Ichigo: IT STILL HURTS NOW!
Moon: *chanting* jerry, jerry, jerry!
Torch: funny, but bad timing. *the mews are glaring at moon*
Ichigo: wait… by others… you mean…
Zakuro: we decided it was for the best that you didn't know.
Pudding: we didn't want you to be heartbroken Na no Da!
Moon: *sneaks over to kish* the next letter is for you. kisshu cheer
Kish: okay.
Ichigo: WELL THANKS A LOT! NOW I'M HEARTBROKEN AND MY FRIENDS HAVE BACKSTABBED ME!
Lettuce: we didn't want you to-
Ichigo: NO! I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO IT! *Smashes a see-through glass vase with flowers off of torch's desk* *runs backstage crying*
Kish: koneko-chan! *runs after her*
Torch: *singong voice* I'm using the screen! *the back wall divides in half to show Kisshu chasing Ichigo*
*on the screen*
Kish: WAIT UP KITTY!
Ichigo: *keeps running*
Kish: STOP RUNNING ICHIGO! *Ichigo stops and turns around*
Ichigo: *crying* w-what? Why do you have the compulsion to chase me when I just want to be alone!
Kish: Its because- WILL YOU SHUT THE SCREEN OFF?
Torch: *over the PDA* fine. *she flips off the screen and the people onstage can no longer see this*
Kish: THANK YOU! it's because I love you koneko-Chan, and I cant stand to see you cry. It hurts me.
Ichigo: l-liar…
Kish: why do you say that I'm a liar?
Ichigo: B-because… I d-don't know…
Kish: *chuckles* then can you stop calling me a liar? I really do love you Ichigo…
Ichigo: I-I *bursts into tears again*
Kish: sh… *hugs her* it's okay. You don't need to say anything.
Ichigo: *cries harder* I-I…
Kish: don't worry koneko-chan. It'll all be okay. I promise.
*back with the others*
Torch: next letter is for mint mint why
Mint: because I didn't know he was Ichigo's boyfriend and I really didn't but he annoyed me until I said yes.
Ichigo: *walks back onstage with Kish* *sits*
Mint: I really am sorry that we didn't tell you.
Ichigo: I forgive you. I still hate him though *points at Masaya* *Kish sits next to her*
Torch: shall we continue? Moon, it's your turn.
Moon: next letter is for THCIB. treehuger peper
Torch: peper? I think you mean prepare.
Moon: do you have to correct all spelling mistakes?
Torch: Its my job as a member of the grammar police.
Moon: okay then.
THCIB: *dead*
Torch: good job. Next letter is for deep blue.deepbluehereomethinglistentojustinbieberforanhourandsayifhesucksornotithinkhedose
Deep blue: *listens* is that a girl?
Torch: well, most people agree no. I say yes!
Deep blue: he sucks.
Moon: next few letters are from nillamewmew. First for nick. DearNick, I've Hugs, Nilla
Nick: okay?
Torch: -_- this is nicks face. Next letter is for aliens. DearAliens, If Sincerely, Nilla
Kish: red.
Tart: I guess I'd have to be blonde.
Aokara: blue.
Blue knight: brown.
Pai: purple.
Torch: HEY!
Pai: you never said it couldn't be my natural hair color.
Torch: genius. The rest of you fail. And there are enough blonde people on this show already Taruto.
Moon: next letter is for the mews. DearMews, If Sincerely, Nilla
Ichigo: lion.
Mint: eagle. Or a dove
Lettuce: lion fish. Those things are deadly!
Pudding: orangutan!
Zakuro: I wouldn't.
Moon: HEY!
Zakuro: you never said I had to.
Torch: these people are smart *pointing at Zakuro and Pai* the rest of you need to take lessons on how to find loopholes. Next letter is for Keiichiro, Ryou, and TCHIB. DearKeiichiro,Ryou,andAoyama, If
Ryou: no one.
Aoyama: mint. She's hot *gets shot by Keiichiro*
Keiichiro: oh, I'm sorry; I thought you said shoot the idiot tree-hugger with a gun!
Torch: I love this guy!
Moon: last few letters of the day are from zakuroXpai. First one is for Pai. Dearpai, play -Alyssa
Pai: what- *gets poofed to a closet*
Torch we'll continue now
*in the closet*
Pai; so how do you play this 'game'?
Zakuro: two people are trapped in a closet for seven minutes. By the original rules, they make out. But you don't have to.
Pai: *raises an eyebrow* so you don't want to kiss me?
Zakuro: I-I never s-said t-that *Pai cuts her off with a kiss*
Pai: *chuckles* I was joking.
*back with the others*
Torch: we'll continue now. next letter is for Ryou. DearRyou, Kiss -Alyssa
Ryou: sure. *starts kissing Lettuce*
Torch: this could take a while.
Moon: then lets read more letters! Next letter is for tart. Deartart, If -Alyssa
Tart: this is going to get me punched, but I'd save pudding! *kish punches him*
Kish: so you'd let me die?
Tart: YOU CAN TELEPORT! I think whatever the danger was you could easily teleport away! Pudding cant!
Pudding: *hugs Taruto* Taru-taru would save me Na no Da!
Kish: nice to know my brother values my life so much!
Torch: think time is up. *poofs Zakuro and Pai back in, they fall on Pai's chair, Pai first, then he catches her* nice.
Kish: PAI! TARUTO SAID HE WOULD LET ME DIE!
Tart: YOU CAN TELEPORT!
Pai: so why would he let you die?
Kish: to save pudding.
Pai: okay, Kish, if you had to choose between saving Ichigo or saving me, which would you choose?
Kish: Ichigo, you can take care of yourself.
Pai: *raises an eyebrow*
Kish: oh… I see your logic Taruto.
Taruto: thank you!
Torch: next letter is for TCHIB! DearMasa-Baka(Tree-Hugger), I -Alyssa
TCHIB: I don't like that- *disappears and the screen shows him on a street, a bus hits him, backs up and hits him again, and again, and again, until he's a bloody pulp*
Torch: well that's a pretty sight!
Moon: very. Next letter is for Kish! DearKish, If -Alyssa
Kish: hm… ahha! I'd kiss mint on the cheek!
Ichigo: *looks angry* why mint?
Kish: because she's the only one without a boyfriend that would kill me, and it's only on the cheek.
Ichigo: oh… okay… *calms down*
Torch: last letter of the day goes to Ichigo! Dearichigo, Who -Alyssa
Ichigo: uh… wait why did you list Pai?
Torch: crack pairing.
Ichigo: oh. K-kish…
Kish: yay! *picks her up in a bear hug and spins around* Koneko-Chan loves me!
Pai: *talking to torch* what's a crack pairing?
Torch: a pairing that could never work. *Pai nods* anyways, that's all the letters we have for today! See you all next week!
Me: Happy American thanksgiving!
Nick: but what about the people who don't celebrate thanksgiving, It's an American holiday.
Me: well, HAPPY HOLIDAYS! See you all next time!