Disclaimer: I don't own furuba and it's characters… I do own the Azns though… and I don't own the songs hands down and nobody's home…. Well enjoy!


sapphire-stargaxur: OMG! i LOVE that song! i wonder what Uo does to Tohru... well, UPDATESOON! OR THE PLUSHIE GETS IT!holding Kyo plushie
o.o: it's good really! and i don't really like kyo so... let 'em have it! lol... don't kill me!

Sami the Fallen Angel: I think i'll get Greenday now. That chapter was funny! Plz update.
o.o: it's a really good album! u should really listen to the song Jesus of Suburbia... really good! and Nobody likes u! hehe... love it!

the great and almighty po: shit, i wish i knew how to get people off a my alert list...so i dont have to read strange ass stories i made the mistake of putting there. well not that i read them anymore, got to boring a few chapters ago. still, annoys the hell outta me to see this shit in my email box. i was expecting something nice today...no such luck.
o.o: if u don't like my story... then stop reviewing on here and putting in flames! ur making me feel really bad... cries

o.o: this next chapter may be a bit long... cuz of the songs... lol starts eating ice cream
Tohru: arrgh...ur going to get sugar high again...
o.o: too late.. i had mocha this morning... and now i'm eating cookie's and cream ice cream... want some?
Tohru: eh... sure... well enjoy the story!


Chapter 9: Battle of the Bands

Recap from chapter 8:

CHEERS!

"Thank you very much!" yells Tohru into the mike exhaustedly.

"Tohru?" asks a girl's voice.

"Huh? Oh hi Uo!" greets Tohru while putting down her guitar.

Uo was walking towards Tohru, with her head down, slowly. The way how she looked may remind you of the girl from Ringu.

"Uo…" ask Tohru cautiously, "are you ok?"

She starts charging into the rice ball.

"AHH!"


Chapter 9: Battle of the Bands

"TOHRU!" screams everyone.

"Ack Uo!" yells Tohru, "can't breath!"

"Uo… your hug is crushing her," points out Hana.

"Huh? Oops… sorry Tohru!" said Uo while letting go of Tohru.

"No problem," wheezes Tohru.

"Oy Tohru!" yells a very concerned Chris.

"You ok?" ask Elisa.

"Yea, I'll be fine," assures Tohru.

"Sorry about hat," said Uo while getting ready to tear up, "I just missed you so much!"

GLOMP!

"I missed you too!"

Hana feeling left out, walks towards the 2 crying girls and hugs them too.

"Hey… introduce them to us!" yells Vince.

Tohru started to introduce Uo and Hana to the Azns.

"So, you can electrocute people and sense their waves?" asks Jessica.

"Yes, how do you know?"

"Tohru told me,"

"Hey where is Tohru?" asks Momiji.

"Ack! You're wearing men's clothing!" yells the freaked out Yankee.

"Again… who cares!"

"Where's Yuki?" asks Haru.

"Great… they're playing hooky again…" sighs Chris.

"HOOKY!" scream the Sohmas (minus Kisa, Haru, Momiji and Akito (who's not there of course).

"Who's playing hooky?" ask Tohru.

Tohru's wearing a pair of black pants with buckles on the pockets, has a cloth on her butt that says, 'The Misfits' and has a skull with a head on it, black low cut Converse that has the color red on the stitching of the shoe and red and black shoelaces. She has a shirt that has Reliant K on it. Also, she's wearing 2 studded belts (A/N: if watched Yu-Gi-Oh, Yami's wearing a belt on the side where he stores his special cards (talking about Battle City here) well… she's wearing it like dat… but with 2 belts… one on each side… well something like dat…). But, she's wearing a black jacket that goes past her butt and she has her hood on with her hair tucked in.

"Why'd you change?" asks Chris.

"'Cause I wanted to…" replies Tohru in a blank voice.

"Ohh… trying to impress Yuki 'eh?" Chris elbows Tohru in the arm.

SMACK!

"Who're are you trying to impress?" asks Yuki.

Yuki's wearing tight, dark, blue jeans with a couple holes in them. His shoes, of course, Converse that are high tops and are black (A/N: not totally… just the classic ones…). For his shirt, he's wearing a black shirt that has The All American Rejects on it. Also, he's wearing a black jacket (no hood on it) and has it opened, not zipped. Lastly, he's wearing a studded belt. But… he's still wearing his wig. Again… for some reason…

"No one," replies Tohru.

"ACK!" yells Kyo, "What are you people wearing?"

"This is what I used to wear in the U.S. stupid cat," replies Yuki in a calm voice.

"We Love YUKI!" yells a crowd of girls.

"Oh no…" sigh Yuki.

"They still have that damn club here?" asks Kisa.

The club girls had signs with them that said, "WE LOVE YUKI SOHMA!" And, Motoko was still there leader (A/N: wait… she's still there… o.o!).

"Hey Yuki… why do you still, have your wig on?" asks Tohru.

"'Cause I didn't want those fan club girls swoon over me…" sighs Yuki.

"But you look good with you hair long…" whines Tohru, "Come on, take it off!"

"No!" said Yuki while trying to run away, "Get away!"

"If you don't take off that wig, I'll kiss you!" threatens Tohru.

"Actually… I wouldn't mind," said Yuki while slowing to a jog.

"Hey slut! Get away from our Yuki!" yells Minami.

Tohru, who ignored the comment, started chasing Yuki around the whole gym to get his wig off him. Well as for Yuki, he was just laughing and yelling out, 'Catch me if you can!' The whole gym was watching intently and cheering for Tohru.

"Yuki! You evil!" screams Tohru, "no EBIL!"

"Heh, you're just saying that 'cause you can't catch me!" laughs Yuki.

"Aargh!"

Tohru was getting really pissed. All the Sohma girls, even Rin, were cheering for Tohru and the girl Azns were all yelling to catch him already. For the guys, they all yelled 'Catch his ass already!' Shigure and Ayame were somewhat cheering for Yuki and started chanting, 'Let her catch you!'. As for Hatori, he was smiling. Smiling and laughing (A/N: pretty ooc huh?). And the Yuki fan girls were all yelling, 'Yuki is so awesome! He can outrun anyone!' For Yuki, he was actually enjoying this. He was laughing so hard that he tripped!

Tohru used this opportunity to catch up to him. She leaped frog over him and grabbed his wig and she let the rat fall face flat.

"Aww WOOT!" cheers Tohru, "I finally got it!"

"Oww…" groans Yuki.

"HAHA!" laughs Kyo, "what now rat boy?"

PUNCH!

"Ohh…" groans Uo.

"Haha! What now!" taunts Tohru, Kisa, Elisa, and Chris.

"Arrgh!" yells Kyo.

"Prince Yuki! Are you alright?" asks a Yuki fan.

"Yes I'm fine, so please leave me alone," sighs Yuki.

"Hehe… sorry 'bout that," apologizes Tohru while still holding onto his wig.

"It's ok, it was fun though," laughs Yuki, "but…"

"'But' what?" ask Tohru while taking a step back.

"Now I have a chance to take off your hood!"

"ACK! NO!"

Now a new chase began. But this chase took longer than Yuki anticipated. 'Damn when did she get so fast?' thinks Yuki, 'she used to be slower!' Whenever Yuki almost touched Tohru's arm, somehow she started to speed up. But, he finally grabbed her arm and pulled off her hood. Her blue hair flowed down.

"You're awful!" whines Tohru, "and ebil… EBIL!"

"Well, it's payback," replies Yuki while still holding onto her arm.

"What the hell's up with your hair?" asks Motoko.

The 2 teens were ignoring the Yuki Fan Club President and were grabbing each other's arms and twisting them. (A/N: they're not hurting each other… they're just bored and all and started playing with each other… lol)

"Hey don't ignore me bitch!"

"Don't you dare call her that!" growls Yuki in a cold voice.

"It's ok…" sighs Tohru, "but I do have a question for you,"

"Yea and that is…"

"Aren't you supposed to be in college?"

"Wait… this preppy is supposed to be in college?" asks Vince.

"You stupid or something to fail high school?" asks Chris.

"NO!" yells Motoko, "I'm here to protect Prince Yuki from slutty bitches like her!"

"So… you've turned into a complete stalker then?" asks Tohru.

"EEK!"

The Azns were glaring at the girl and her followers looks that had we-shall-murder-u-if-u-call-her-that-again written all over them. So, they all ran out of the gym.

"Wow, they run pretty fast!" said an amazed Troy.

"Oh, to answer your question Tohru, she does go to college," answers Yuki.

"WHAT?"

"Wow…" said a very surprised Elisa.

"Hey Tohru, do you have a guitar?" asks Yuki.

"Ohh! He wants to sing a love song!" teases Shigure.

PUNCH!

"No I'm not," said a blushing rat.

"Well, what are you going to sing," ask Kagura and Rin (A/N: I got the girls to speak again! cries).

"You'll see…"

Tohru, the Azns, and the rest of the Sohmas sat down on the bleachers again. Everyone else was going wild… (music was playing… lol). Yuki went to Mr. Smith and whispered something to him.

"Ladies and gentlemen!" announces Mr. Smith, "we have a young man who wants to sing for a girl!"

WHACK!

"Shut up!" growls Yuki.

"Hehe… well here's Yuki Sohma singing Hands Down!"

in this version, only a guitar will be the only instrument being played, and one person singing (duh). Well I did here a version with one person playing hands down with a guitar… sounds good… lol)

Breathe in for luck,

Breathe in so deep,

This air is blessed,

You share with me.

This night is wild,

So calm and dull,

These hearts they race,

From self control.

Your legs are smooth,

As they graze mine,

We're doing fine,

We're doing nothing at all.

My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me

So won't you kill me, so I die happy.

My heart is yours to fill or burst,

To break or bury, or wear is jewelry,

Which ever you prefer.

The words are hushed lets not get busted;

Just lay entwined here, undiscovered

Safe in here from all the stupid questions.

"hey did you get some?"

man, that is so dumb.

Stay quiet, stay near, stay close they can't hear…

So we can get some.

My hopes are so high that you kiss might kill me

So won't you kill me, so I die happy.

My heart is yours to fill or burst,

To break or bury, or wear as jewelry,

Which ever you prefer

Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember,

I'll always remember the sound of the stereo,

The dim of the soft lights,

The scent of you hair that you twirled in you fingers

And the time on the clock when we realized it's so late

And this walk we shared together

The streets were wet

And the gates were locked so I jumped it,

And I let you in.

And you stood at you door with your hands on my waits

And you kissed me like you meant it.

And I knew that you meant it,

That you meant it,

That you meant it,

And I knew,

That you meant it,

That you meant it.

"Thank you," bows Yuki.

CHEERS!

So many people ran up to him saying stuff like, "Great job man!" "You rock!" "So, who's the lucky girl who got the song sung to her?" All of a sudden, a whole mess of girls (A/N: from Kawaia High) started yelling, "ME!" "No way… he was singing it to me!" While this was going on, Yuki snuck away from the large group and sat next to Tohru (A/N: she had her hood on again, but has her hair out though), with her guitar in his hand. (A/N: all the Sohmas and Azns went to the group to try and find Yuki to congratulate him).

"Yuki! You were awesome!" congratulates Tohru.

"Thank you," blushes Yuki, "I sang it for you,"

"Oh, Yuki…" she started to blush with him, "that's so sweet,"

" I have a question. When you kiss me, do you really mean it?"

"Yuki…" she gives him a small kiss on the cheek, "of course!"

"Hehe… just wondering that's all," blushes Yuki," oh, here's you guitar,"

"Ladies and gentlemen!" yells Elisa into the mike, "we have a new person to sing for us next!"

'What's she up to now?' ask the teens mentally.

"And that is Tohru Honda!"

Tohru and Yuki anime faint into the niche of the bleachers (A/N: don't worry… the guitar is fine… it was place out to the of the bleachers and onto the stairs).

"What?" yells Tohru.

"Hehe… wanted you to sing solo again," explains Elisa.

"Aww man…" groans Tohru.

"Here," said Yuki hi while handing her guitar, "you're going to need this,"

"Thanks," replies Tohru and she starts walking to the 'stage'.

"Oh, Tohru…" starts Yuki.

"Yea?" asks Tohru while turning her head.

"Good luck," whispers a blushing rat while placing a small kiss on her cheek.

"Thank you," blushes Tohru as she walks to a stool with a microphone stand in front of it (with a mike of course).

The huge crowd (well most of them) started to surround the girl. Tohru sat on the stool Indian style, but with one leg left hanging. She place her guitar where her crossed leg is and started to play.

in this version, of course, is played with a guitar. If u watched mad tv where avril lavagine was a guest singer (she colored her hair), she was playing the guitar by herself on for this song.

I couldn't tell you why she felt that way,

She felt it everyday.

And I couldn't help her,

I just watched her make the same mistakes again.

What's wrong, what's wrong now?

Too many, too many problems.

Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.

She wants to go home, but nobody's home.

It's where she lies, broken inside.

With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.

Broken inside.

Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why.

You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind.

Be strong, be strong now.

Too many, too many problems.

Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.

She wants to go home, but nobody's home.

It's where she lies, broken inside.

With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.

Broken inside.

Her feelings she hides.

Her dreams she can't find.

She's losing her mind.

She's fallen behind.

She can't find her place.

She's losing her faith.

She's fallen from grace.

She's all over the place.

Yeah, oh

She wants to go home, but nobody's home.

It's where she lies, broken inside.

With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.

Broken inside.

She's lost inside, lost inside… oh oh

She's lost inside, lost inside… oh oh yeah

CHEERS!

"Thanks," said Tohru while hopping off the stool.

'Yuki… remind me to kill Elisa,' sent Tohru.

'Note taken,' laughs Yuki.

"Oy Tohru!" cheers Uo, "You got a voice!"

"I've never heard you sing like that before, Tohru," comments Hana in her usual monotone voice.

Yuki walked off the bleacher and walked up to Tohru smiling. He was congratulating her and was about to hug her, but then…

"GO TOHRU!"

a huge crowd gathered.

"ACK!" screams Tohru, "Yuki help me!"

Yuki weaves through the gathering crowd, grabs her arm, and pulls her out of the crowd. Then, they walked back to where the Sohmas and Azns were. The teens were exhausted and Tohru looked very pissed. It looked like she was going to kill something. Or someone… Elisa?

"Damn you Elisa…" growls Tohru.

"Oh… you're mad?" asks Elisa.

"Yes… I'm very pissed… you know how much I hate singing solo like that…"

"And why is that?"

"THAT!" said Tohru in a cold voice. The huge crowd was still there, but music started to play again and the 'stage' became a dance floor.

"'Gure let's go dance!" said Ayame excitedly.

"Alright Aya!" replied Shigure.

The two men walked to the dance floor and disappeared into the crowd doing who knows what. Then, Tohru looked at Chris who turned really pale.

"Chris… are you alright?" asks Tohru.

"I just read something very disturbing…" answers the teen.

"What did you read?"

"Um…" Chris whispers into Tohru's ear.

"Ugh…" Tohru turned pale, "that's very disturbing,"

"What is it Tohru?" asks Tohru with a concerned face.

"Chris read Shigure's mind and Ayame's mind, and she read something very perverted from the 2…"

"EWW!" everyone started to freak out (minus Haru and Hatori of course).

"That's it," I'm out of here," growls Haru.

"Where are you going?" asks Kisa.

Haru whispered into Kisa's ear. "So you wanna come?"

"Sure!" replies Kisa "hey Momiji, Troy, wanna come?"

"Sure!" reply the 2 boys.

So, the 4 teens walked into the large crowd. The Azns and Sohmas were all wondering, 'what the hell are they doing?'


o.o: hehe… dat was really sweet of u yuki!

Yuki: blush thanks o.o

o.o: tohru, nice song u picked!

Tohru: I had to, since elisa made me

Elisa: muwahaha!

Torhu: ebil…

o.o: well, I hoped u liked this chapter! And I finally got everyone out of that damn park!

Kisa: 'bout time too!

o.o: don't need to be mean…

Yuki: kisa… apologize…

Kisa: sorry…

o.o: it's cool! hm….

Yuki: o.o…?

o.o: WOOT! COFFEE!

Everyone: NO!

Tohru: someone stop her from getting into the kitchen!

o.o: oh! Chapter 10: is titled Somebody Told Me ! (next song being sung). Now… COFFEE TIME!

Tohru: NO! GET BACK HERE! Oh… plz review… argh! O.O GET UR ASS BACK HERE!

Yuki: someone block the kitchen!

o.o: hey momiji want some coffee?

Momiji: sure!

o.o, Momiji: WOOT! HYPERNESS ROCKS!

Everyone: oh no…