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A/N: Quoting Cloud from Doc, "Sorry about the wait." I know I haven't updated fast like I usually do, and I apologize. Anyhoo,
Enjoy!


June: Lingerie... yay?

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"Oh shuddup Fire Crotch!"

I was just getting ready to close the bar, due to the friggin pains from my kid. Gawd it hurt to be pregnant! But the doc did say that the pains would come more often. Anyway, Reno decided to show up and order a drink. Sheesh! Doesn't he know I'm hurting over here?!

"Damn your hormones are just as huge as you are."

Oooh, I know he did not just insult this Ninja!

"Excuse me?" I asked through clenched teeth. "Are you calling me fat?"

He shrugged.

"You are fuckin' huge."

"You are so damn lucky that Vince hid my shukerin! Get the hell out of here before I eat you!"

Pfft!

Call me fat! I don't think so!

I pushed him out the door, him protesting the entire way.

"I love you too babe!" I heard him through the door after I slammed it shut.

I rolled my eyes but smiled.

"Yeah yeah, just get on home Turkey!" I heard him laugh and walk away. Sometimes I loved that guy, even though he was an asshole most of the time.

I put the last dish away before heading to the couch with Denzel and Marlene. Tifa and Cloud had gone out for a romantic dinner and Vincent had went to help Cid with something in Rocket Town, and was supposed to be due any time.

I sat down, well, more like flopped down next to Marlene.

Yay! We're watching Sailor Moon!

"What did I miss?" I asked grabbing some popcorn from the bag that they had between the two of them.

"Darien just broke up with Serena!" Mar said not taking her eyes off the screen.

Gasp!

"No way! What happened!?"

"He was being selfish!"

"Damn Darien." I shook my head stuffing the corn in my mouth.

The show ended.

"Can I play now?" Denny asked.

Nod.

"Alright, what are we playing?"

He hooked up the Dreamcast. "Sonic."

Awesomeness! I loved that game!

"Coolio!"

Marlene and I watched as Denny was running away from the big ass truck.

"Run!" Marlene yelled clutching to the pillow.

"I am! I am!"

"Turn Denzel! TURN!" I yelled seeing the truck right on his tail. He died and had to start from the beginning again.

We were all yelling at the TV now, Mar and Denny on their feet at this point, totally engrossed in the game to notice 3 pairs of eyes on us.

"Get that coin!"

"I'm trying!! I'm trying!! I'm trying!"

"Look out Denzel!"

Yessssssssssssss!

Next round here we come!

"Hello guys." Tifa said, grabbing our attention.

Denzel and Marlene rushed to hug Cloud and Teef.

"Hi Mom, Dad! Hi Uncle Vincent!" Denzel smiled.

He had started to call Spike and Tifa mom and dad around a month ago, and Tifa was in tears. Marlene had also started calling Tifa mom as well, but saved the 'papa' for her own daddy.

"Hi Uncle Vincent! Hi Cloud, Mom!"

"How was Rini?" Cloud asked. Vinnie came over and sat down next to me placing a hand on my stomach.

"Hello Love." I smiled and kissed him.

"Rini was very good Chocobo butt. Only cried once while you were gone." I answered.

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"How was your day?" Vincent asked, while we were sitting in our living room.

I was petting Link.

"Tiring. Yours?"

Chuckle.

"I was fine. How is our son?"

I smiled as he said that.

Our son.

Has a nice ring to it, don't it?

"You know, I think he's going to be like me, he moves all the time!"

I saw him frown playfully.

"What a shame, here I was hoping he would just inherit your good looks."

I punched his arm while laughing.

"Oh shut up you! I don't know if I should take that as an insult or a compliment!"

He chuckled.

"Perhaps the latter."

I rolled my eyes then looked at my fingernails.

"I need to paint my nails."

He raised his brow.

Shrug. "Could be a nice change."

"What do you wish to do now?" Vincent asked.

"Maybe we could..." I gestured with my hands.

He frowned slightly.

"Yuffie..." I cut him off.

"Please Vince! I can't even remember the last time we did it! My hormones are going all over the place!"

He didn't give in, so I went to bed grumpy.

Hell, who can blame me! I have an excuse!

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"He won't be able to keep his hands off of you!"

I looked at the maternity lingerie uneasily.

"I don't know Teef-"

"Trust me Yuffie! Guys are always like that with pregnant women that are in the mood. They think that the baby will be scarred by it or something, I don't know," She waved her hand in a dismissive manner. "But when I bought some, Cloud gave in. It works trust me! You'll thank me later because who knows the next time you'll be able to make love with him when the baby comes."

I frowned.

"Fine!" I huffed grabbing the skimpy clothing and entering the dressing room.

I looked in the mirror, stunned at how big my boobs looked in this orange and white lace material.

Maybe I should start buying push up bras...

My boobs did hurt a lil right now though.

"Tifa, I look like a giant pumpkin!" I whined.

I heard Tifa knock on the door and let her come in.

She gasped and held a hand to her mouth.

"What!? Ugh! I knew I looked bad. I'm just gonna take it off and forg-"

"Yuffie! You look so wonderful in that! You must buy it!"

Grimace.

"I don't know..."

"Oh Yuffie, if you don't, I will just buy for you anyway."

Sigh.

"Fine, fine! You're lucky my hormones are taking over my mind."

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I was standing in our bathroom staring at myself while Vincent was reading in the next room.

Hmm, I guess I looked good in it.

You know, even though my tummy was the size of The Shera.

A couple minutes longer and I found myself liking the lingerie.

I opened the door and stuck my head out, causing Vinnie to look up from his book.

Damnit Yuffie! Don't blush!

I stepped out.

I never thought I'd seen Vincent's eyes so wide!

It's not like he hasn't seen all of me before.

I played with the see through laced dress that came just below my hips.

"What?" I asked nervously.

"..!."

I bit my lip. "I look stupid huh? I knew it was a bad idea! I'm gonna kill Ti-"

"Yuffie."

Whoa!

When did he get up? And how was he so quiet when moving across rooms?

"Yes?" I whispered.

"You look... beautiful." He breathed.

I smiled.

He kissed me.

Our mouths dueled with each other's and he lay me on the bed massaging my belly while kissing me hotly.

Then-

Well, I guess you can figure what happened next.

Jeebus, I loved that man! I looked at my engagement ring and turned to look at Vincent. He was asleep and I couldn't help but place a kiss on his head before quietly getting up from bed to go make a tuna and peanut butter sandwich.

I soo needed to thank Tifa.

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