Disclaimer: If you don't know it by now...
A/N: I hate to say it, but this is the last page! -tear-
Well, maybe not... it depends on if everyone here throws a riot if it ends... that and my inspiration doesn't die!
A/N 2: Why the heck hasn't anyone reviewed that smallville/buffy one shot I wrote? Come on people!

 If you don't know it by... I hate to say it, but this is the last page! Well, maybe not... it depends on if everyone here throws a riot if it ends... that and my inspiration doesn't die! Why the heck hasn't anyone reviewed that smallville/buffy one shot I wrote? Come on people!

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91) "I would love to assist you in any studies of anatomy."

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(Felgers' assistant Chloe wrote this? He's not going to last much longer against her, is he? -Sam)

(Nope. She and I just went shopping for THE shoes. -Janet)

(Ummm... dumb guy question here, but what are 'THE' shoes? -Cam)

(The one pair of shoes every women uses to snare a hard-to-get man... the red, 3-inch 'come-get-me' shoes. -Dr. Lam)

(I love those shoes...wonder if I can get Sam to wear them tonight...-Jack)

92) "Could I have the address for you bedroom?"

(VALA! FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME, QUIT IT! -Daniel)

(Spoil sport. -Vala)

93) "I can last longer than any super soldier."

(Bra'tac...ewwwww! -Jack)

94) "I think I may be a Goa'uld. Because every time I see you, my eyes light up."

(Not funny Carter. Remember the thing with Jolinar? -Cam)

(You weren't even there! So shush! -Sam)

95) "Let me make you see stars."

(Nyan...it's taken you 6 years on Earth, but you're finally getting the hang of it! -Daniel)

(Thank you Dr. Jackson! -Nyan)

96) "What's a girl like you doing on a planet like this?"

(Jack, you know exactly what I was doing there! -Sam)

(Yeah the wrong thing, I was still fully clothed! -Jack)

(I take it this was the reason Sam was chasing Jack around the base with a Physics textbook whacking him up-side the head? -Cam)

(Yeah. -Daniel)

97) "There is on other who posses more knowledge of 'worship' than the Jaffa."

(Teal'c! Fercryinoutloud! -Jack)

98) "I can solve any problem... including how to get you out of those cloths."

(I swear, they probably heard that slap from that Priestess back on Earth! -John)

(I don't think we should let Rodney talk anymore. -Beckett)

(Hmmm... you could sew his mouth shut! -Ronan)

99) "I can meet any power requirements you have."

(Siler, you only wish. -Dr. Lam)

100) "Just think of how advanced the Human race could become if we procreate."

(Not going to happen Anise. -Daniel)

(Yeah. Janet will kick you ass if you touch him.-Cam)

(Hey! I'm not that violent! -Janet)

(Then why did you have a large needle in your hand when you wrote this? -Gen. Landry)

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