Chapter 10: Descision Time
Zack and Meg had been going out for months. 5 months to be exact. Throughout the 5 months, they had kept their promise to not have sex until Meg turned 18. Although sometimes they were tempted, like when Zack once walked in on Meg in her underwear, they kept their word. It was still many months away from Meg's 18th birthday so the wait would be a long one. However, that promise may be broken soon as Meg had just said:
"Zack, I'm ready."
"Ready for what?" asked Zack as he was watching TV in his room/attic.
"I wanna have sex," she said.
"What? But we said that-"
"We said that we'd wait until my 18th birthday, I know. But I don't want to wait! I want us to take our relationship to the next level, now!"
"Meg, you're still legally a minor, and I'm legally an adult," Zack explained, "It's a bad idea."
"We'll do it in the attic," said Meg.
"Forget it," said Zack.
"Jimmy Fallon did it to me and he's an adult," said Meg.
"He did?!?! How was he?" asked Zack.
"Well, he was pretty nice," said Meg.
"God I hate that guy so much! I'll bet I can do it like a million times better than he can!" said Zack.
"Does that mean...?" asked Meg.
"Yes! Tonight, we make love!" said Zack.
Then a few seconds later, Zack is running downstairs to Peter.
"Peter, can I talk to you for a second?" asked Zack, "In private?"
"Um, Sure," said Peter.
Zack than directed Peter to follow him into the basement. There, he turned on the stereo and turned it up to the point where nothing else could be heard. Zack began moving his lips but Peter heard nothing.
"WHAT?" shouted Peter.
Zack spoke again but nothing came out.
"WHAT?"
Zack then shook his head and turned off the radio and shouted:
"I'M A VIRGIN!!!"
"Oh my god!" said Peter disgusted, "Why did you have to tell me that?!?!"
"Sorry, I guess I should've explained first," said Zack, "Meg wants us to have sex and I told her I could do it better that than Jimmy Falon guy. Then I remembered that I'M A VIRGIN!!!"
"Having sex with Meg?" asked Peter, "Now why did you have to tell me THAT?!?!
"The point is, I need your help!" said Zack, "You and Lois have done it alot and she seems satisfied! Teach me everything you know!"
"Have you looked at porn?" asked Peter.
"Yeah."
"Then you already know as much as I do!"
"Oh, then I guess Lois is faking it then."
"What?"
"Huh?" asked Zack, "Did I say something?"
"I thought you did, sorry." said Peter, "Anyway, how about we hang out with the guys? They're bound to give you pointers!"
Later at the Drunken Clam, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, Joe, and Zack are chatting and having a few drinks.
"So anyway, Meg wants us to have sex tonight and I don't know what to do," said Zack.
"Oh that's easy," said Quagmire, "Why don't you and Meg come over to my house and I'll teach you guys."
"Wow, Quagmire, that's a great ide- WAIT A MINUTE! FORGET IT!!!" said Zack.
"Are you sure you wanna go through with this?" asked Joe, "I mean, Meg is only 17. And you're 20."
"Will you arrest me if I do?" asked Zack.
"Nah, I don't really give a damn," said Joe, "I just want to make sure you know what you're doing."
"Yeah," said Cleveland, "If y'all don't know what you're doing, Meg could end up pregnant."
"I know about safe sex," said Zack, "I remeber being taught by my dad."
Flashback
Zack is only 13 and he's in his room with his dad talking.
"Whenever you have sex, use these," said his dad.
"Why?" asked the young Zack.
"So you don't end up stuck having a lousy kid like you," said his father.
End Flashback
"I hate that bastard so much!" said Zack.
"Yeah, safe sex is the key," said Peter, "So you can't have a kid like-"
"If you don't want me to hurt you, don't finish that sentence," said Zack.
"...Meg," said Peter before Zack broke his beer bottle over his head, "OWWW!!! OKAY I'LL STOP!!!"
"Okay, Zack, I'm gonna give you some advice," said Quagmire, "Meg will love you whether or not you're lousy in bed, so just TRY to do your best. If you are bad, you'll get better later on."
"Wow, thanks Quagmire," said Zack as he was about to leave, "I... still think you're a wierdo."
"I know Zack... I know," said Quagmire as he game him a thumbs up. Zack then gave him a thumbs up back.
"Wow, that was pretty corny," said Peter.
Zack then makes it home and bursts into Meg's room.
"Zack! So... are you ready," asked Meg.
"Listen, there's something I need to tell you," said Zack, "I'm... a virgin. I never had sex."
"So... I'm going to be your first?" asked Meg.
"Yes, so don't give me any flack if I'm bad at it, okay?" said Zack.
"Suddenly, I'm having second thoughts about this," said Meg.
"Why?" asked Zack, "I thought you wanted this."
"I do, It's just... you'll see me naked," said Meg.
"So?"
"No, my last boyfriend dumped me when he saw me naked."
"Oh, c'mon! You can't look that bad!" said Zack.
A few seconds later, Zack is running from out of Meg's room holding on to his face screaming! He then runs into Peter.
"Whoa! Zack what are you screaming about?" asked Peter
"I just saw Meg naked!" shouted Zack.
"Yeah, she looks horrible, huh?"
"Are you kidding? She's gorgeous!" said Zack.
"Then why are you running?"
"I just got a massive nosebleed is all. After I get some tissue, I'm going back."
Afterwards, Zack went back and did... IT with Meg. Afterwards, Meg and Zack talked a little.
"On a scale of 1-10, how was I," asked Zack.
"About 8," said Meg.
"8? Why 8?"
"I've only done it with one guy," explained Meg, "And I've only had a... different kind of sex with my last boyfriend."
"What kind?" asked Zack. Meg then whispered something into his ear as his face turned disgusted, "OH GOD!!! The EAR?!?!"
"We were trying to be abstinant," said Meg.
"Well there are some things that don't belong in the ear and that is one of those things!" said Zack.
"Zack, let's just forget about it," said Meg, "How about we try to raise your score up some more, instead?"
"With pleasure," said Zack, "And I do mean pleasure!"
Zack and Meg then crept under the covers. Stewie then walked into Meg's room.
"Meg, have you seen where I left Rup- OH GOOD LORD!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Stewie as he ran from the room and into the bathroom, "SOAP!!! I NEED SOAP!!!"
End Chapter.