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10 Ways to Annoy Naruto Characters
Thank you to everyone who reviewed! I really appreciate it. However, I hope to receive more reviews in the future. But now is annoying time.
Our guest today is...Orochimaru the Pedophile.
Follow him around asking, "Why do you want Sasuke? Are you gay? Are you a pedophile," and saying, "Ewww, you're disgusting!"
Accidentally cut off his tongue while he's sleeping and unaware. Then ask him, why he didn't grow back like snakes do.
Ask him whether he likes Tsunade or Jiraiya. Force him to answer. If he answers either of them, go "EEEWWW you disgusting pervert."
Make a video of himself saying that he's pedophile. OF course that's not really what he said, but with technology these days we can do anything. Then send it to EVERYONE!
Bring around the book Harry Potter. Ask him if he is a blend between Voldemort and Nagini. When he asks who they are, tell him that's its him. Smile when he gets frustrated.
Tell him Sasuke killed himself because he realized he actually had to live with Orochimaru. Then tell him Kabuto helped Sasuke kill himself. Note: I am not responsible for any deaths.
Make a diary that has pretty pink ponies on the front. Title the diary Oro-chan's first diary: The life of Orochimaru. Make some random stuff to put in the diary. The "accidentally" place the diary near a famous newspaper and send it to a publishing company and to Naruto, the blabber mouth.
After that take a picture of a pink girly room with many things that girls like. Then put a picture of Orochimaru sleeping on that pink bed. Send it to the same people as above. Enjoy!
Dye all of his clothes a very very very vibrant pink. Force him to wear it. Take many pictures of his new "outfit." Then dye his hair to a hot pink as well as doing a whjole makeover on him. Send him out on his "missions."
After embarrassing him sooooo much. Make sure he thens sees this list. Tell him that Akasuki did this, and none of this was my fault.
A/N: Thanks everyone for reading the Orochimaru chapter. Please, I beg of you. SEND ME IDEAS OR SOMETHING. I need wonderful talk from my reviewers. The plot bunny might not come!! So just please review. All I am hoping is that maybe 10 readers will review. PLEASE!!
Next victim, uh I mean wonderful guess will be Kankuro...