A/N: Hey all! I love all my reviewers (if you're a gal no homo :3)! You guys rock! I don't own Kuroshitsuji…SOOOO Enjoy!

So my dearies! I love you guys! How was your dayyyy? Mine was WONDERBAR! Thanks fir askin'!

OMG apparently I make AMAZING rice crispy treats! :D

SO off with the questions!

Hatsune Mikuru-chan: Hi Alois! U r gonna divorce Ceil! OMG! He can be a major **. I can help u find a new someone special. My question : how high if a heel would u wear?

Hi! Yeah…He'd been bothering about it for some time so I just signed the papers and POOF! Single…. Really? Okay :3 I usually wear a 1 to 2 inch but my highest is a five. I don't wear the fives often…Only when I have my pigtail extensions in and I'm in a dress :P

L4DRULEZ900:
D: What's wrong...? Am I being too quiet?
When I get emotional, I rip walls out?
OH DEAR. MY OTP IS NOW FULFILLED.
Okay! In return, I shall give you one of the many photos I snapped of Ciel in
a dress. I'VE GOT BILLIONS.
Byeee!

Nope :) HAHA I rip out eyes :P not walls. Walls are bland. Eyes are prettyful…Like the one I have in a jar…Wanna see! Haha OTP? I had to google that…. One True Pairing XD I guess I could use it for black mail…K thanks! Baiii

ElizabethPhantomhive: Dear Alois,
Okay, clubbing it is! Of course I'll help you, you're like my bestest friend
in the whole wide universe! Well, Ciel didn't comment back, so I guess he gave
up. At least you'll have pretty babies :3 So, I have to wear bootyshorts from
now on? Okay...
Forever Blonde,
Elizabeth Phantomhive

Yay clubbing! Thanks you Lizzayyy my blondie bffl! I agree… IKR! They'll be SO cute! YES. If you don't I'll never speak to you again and I'll tell everyone not to talk to you either. So wear the booty shorts I sent you of I'll eat the snack I made you. I even got us matching pink ones…PLEASE?

xxSebastianxGrellxx: TOTALLY! SLEEPOVER AT CIEL'S IS PERFECT! :D His opinion doesn't matter at all... so true. x3 Okay I have a question though.
Do you think I could bring Grell to this sleepover? I know he almost took your
soul and everything, but he's SUPER fun! OH AND HE HAS GOT STYLE! We could dress up Ciel. :3 - Forever in love with you Alois! :3 ~~~ ME! :D

YAY! Ikr! Yeah sure. I don't care Grell is cool… If he tries anything funny I'll add one of his eyes to my eye jar…I'll seriously bring it this time!

LurvL123: Hey! This is my first time writing to you...
1st, can we be besties? I know we don't really know each other but its always
nice to make new friends! Wow... I sound like a creeper O.o Well I am one :P
2nd... can I come to your baby shower? I'll make sure to get her/him a ton of
booty shorts!
3rd, I wanna have a sleepover with you and Ciel! D: It sounds like fun! :D
4th, awww :( Why did you get a divorce. I bet Ciel loves you! He's just
playing hard-to-get ;)
Well I'm gunna go now! Bye!

Sure! I'm everyone's BFFL! Not really :) no ones a creeper besides Brittany- I mean William T. Spears. Yeah! Everyone is invited that ;) Aww cute :) I LOVE sleepovers! We should! Cause he hates me. And I'm dealing with it any longer! I was tired of hearing he hates me all the time… Baiiii

hana fujioka: hey Alois, it's your un-official big sis hana, I just wanted to
see how you're doing, and if you need any help with ciel, I'd be happy to
assist, by the way, I'll be dropping by the mansion with all kinds of sweets
soon *hands him fudge marble brownies* tell Claude I think he's hot, and do
you like my new booty shorts? *is wearing blood red booty shorts with black
lace on the ends and waistband* I made them myself - love and hugs(and a punch
in the face for hannah) Hana Trancy ^-^

Hi un-official big sis! I'm great, HBU? Nahhh…I'm gonna scare him later…that will make my life better… Yay a guest/family member :) OOOOO! But if I eat them I won't fit in my shorts….Okay…I like Claude too ;D siblings think a like I heard. Your making me a pair right? Or do I have to steal yours? Hahah – Love, booty shorts, glitter (and a slap for that punch cause she deserved half of the meanness)

AkaneSukishima: That was ** hilarious!
Alright, now I have some questions!
First of all... have you ever been eating a grape, peeled it with your teeth
and realized that it's kind of like an eye?
Secondly, we should all of us, you, me, Ciel, Sebas-chan, Claude and everyone
else here talking to you and have a movie night!
A horror movie night.
Where we can have the adrenaline going, and randomly cling to people!
... Can I smother Claude? I just have this fascination with him, I don't know
what it is.
And... um... hehehehehehehe ... I'm so glad you're a SasoDei fan!
What do you think of UlquiGrimm, SzaNnoi, and NnoiTes from Bleach? And how
about AkuRoku?
IchiUrahara?
Have you ever wanted to smother Claude? I don't know what it is. I somehow
think that would be entertaining. Of course I have cleavage to do that with,
and you do not.

I always peel them with my teeth! HAHAHA It's like you stalk me :P Its so true… I do that all the time….lol MOVIE NIGHT! WOOHOO! Next Friday? I'm free then, how bout it? OOO I like clinging ;) ….No? I like SasoDei but I have no clue what that other stuff is… No..I don't think I've ever thought about killing my butler…. o.O Do you mean baggage? Cleavage involves boobs….lol :3 Sooo what happened between you two? TELL MEEEE! Pwease…?

Motaku1235: Alois, first off:
Where did you learn to be so badass?
(Can I go there? ^-^)
Second: I will pay you to get Ciel in a pair of booty shorts.
Ciel: You know what the longest river in the world is? Because you're
standing in it. DE-NILE! You know you love Alois...

I don't know, I was born that :) like Lady Gaga XD

OOO!MONEY! I love money! DEAL~!

HAHAHA that Ciel part is FUNNY!

Tarusenacrow Ciel's Brother:

Oh God whyyyyyy! How dare you! You took away my hopes that your booty shorts
couldn't get any smaller! The pain to short to short! !
okay so hmm. Yeah Ciel took my Finny away since I talked to you and Sebastian
took away my stalking privileges.
Did you know it's possible to tango with two people at the same time? Claude
and Sebastian, hope you like the info worthy of blackmail.
Have you ever done the tango with Claude?

Jeez how many booty shorts do you have? !
And yessssss fear mehhh! Ummm can you ask Claude to stop kidnapping me and
just about glomping me to death?
Seriously I woke up tied to his bed and now he's locked me in his closet and
will only come down when he can, I DON'T WANT CLAUDE TO BE MY FANBOY THAT'S WHY I HAVE FINNY. Good luck with your marriage!
I'm so mean to my little bro :)
Ciel: I hate you both! You more Tarusenacrow!
Me : T^T
Claude : ohh~ Crow dear!
Me : On no helppzzzzz!

They're not too short…Ciel is TOO short. Lol…Yes I did. I think it is! Thank you! No. Claude refuses to have anything to do with me. 57458786784678345. Okay? I think your going crazy…Claude hates people. Okay? I'm confused D:

Giraffelover01: Hi alois - waves - someone I can relate to :D I'm insane and need help xD one day we should have a sleep over and go out for the day we can get ciel some cute booty short shorts and he can come to the sleepover and we can make him
wear them :D he'd look so cute and I can bring my nail polishes! We can paint
your's mine and ciel's nails :) I shall get you a pressi for the baby shower
so does that sound like a plan ?

HI! YES! WE should! Totally! Whats a pressi? O.o haha OH I get it…haha it took me a minute :P

Bye dearies! I love yaaaaaaa! Keep it up! The questions ;)

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