Tony's Mansion of Heroes – Chapter Ten
Hello again. I hope that you have enjoyed every chapter so far. I'd usually go on an explanation but I can't think of nothing to say. Actually, I can tell you about the characters that I don't own. I don't own Sora, Riku, Kairi, Yuffie, Sonic, Espio, Anna, Eddy, Dora, Kaiba, Mr. Hareman, Alakazam, Pikachu, Dr. Muto, Al, Repair Man Man Man Man, Squirtle, Exploud, Houndoom, Peter Griffin, Sphinx, Set, Maleficent, Dr. Eggman, Metal Sonic, Mewtwo, Spinarak, Glitch, Stitch, Mandy, Marluxia, Prof. Burnitall, The Chicken, Jimmy Neutron's dad,
Jonny Bravo, Pharaoh Yugi, Rogue, Slifer the Sky Dragon, General Corrosive, and Dr. Hamsterviel. I do own some of their personalities, though. I believe that clears things up. Let the chapter begin!
Chapter 10- A monster, a cursed ring, and a few other things
In a lab, forty thousand light years away, a couple of scientists were working on a creature that they've been making for years.
(Note: This is not years into the future; it's just how long they've been working on this creature.) One of the scientist's was a semi-tall fellow. He wore goggles that looked like coke bottle frames and his hair looked greasy and messy. He wore shoes like that of a 60s clown, a lab coat that looked like it desperately needed to be washed and his pant's had a few holes in them. His name: Dr. Psycho. The man standing next to him was a saner person. He was shorter than his psychotic buddy and wore cleaner clothes. He wore small specks and lost most of his hair. He had a go-tee and was just a little cubby. It was because of his strong muscles that Dr. Psycho had him do most of the work that had to do with lifting heavy junk. His name: Dr. Feeble.
Dr. Psycho was one of the scientists who helped create Mewtwo. He was the only scientist who survived after Mewtwo went on a rampage and destroyed the lab. Mewtwo turned good when he met Ash Ketchum but, he went bad again after he and his super clones separated after their second meeting with Ash. Mewtwo killed many since then, which included Dr. Psycho's family and relatives...including his pokemon pals: Elekid and Igglybuff. Dr. Psycho would've let it slide when it came to the family and relatives, including his mother-in-law, but the murder of his pokemon pals was too much for him and he lost his sanity. Ever since that fateful day, Dr. Psycho planned his revenge against the monstrosity. After all those years, the creation of his would arise in a few more hours.
"Tell me again, sir. Why are we doing this?" Dr. Feeble asked. "Have you forgotten already? Mewtwo is a menace and will destroy everything in his path, Dr. Feeble! When this creature is complete, not even Mewtwo himself will be able to stand against him! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Dr. Psycho cackled. Dr. Feeble stated the obvious, "You're insane? Do ya know that?" "Dr. Feeble, do you know who the most powerful pokemon species are?" Dr. Psycho asked. "I dunno, sir. Fire-types?" Dr. Feeble replied. "BEEP! Wrong answer! The correct answer is: Dark and Psychic types. In my studies and note-taking, I've learned that these two types pack an even greater punch than any of the other species." Dr. Psycho said.
"Tell me more." Dr. Feeble requested. "Mewtwo is famous for his amazing power, right? An Umbreon is known not for power but for his durability, right? By combining power with durability, I am creating a pokemon like no other! This pokemon is a fusion between Mewtwo's and Umbreon's DNA and because he's a Dark-Psychic type, I'll call him Darkpsy! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Dr. Psycho cackled. "Darkpsy? You really have gone nuts." Dr. Feeble said, rolling his eyes. "There's more, my fellow. To ensure our victory against that monster, I've boosted his power a tad more. Also, to avoid a chance of Darkpsy turning on me, I've removed his free will by installing a control chip in his head during the earlier years of his growth. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dr. Psycho cackled. "I wonder if it's too late to go and work for Dr. Fishshickle…" Dr. Feeble thought. Little did they know that the creature was beginning to wake.
The creature focused his psychic powers and the glass chamber began to break and when it did, growth gel from the chamber covered the scientists and the floor. "Awww shit! I just had this lab coat dry-cleaned!" Dr. Feeble complained. "Silence, you sane fool!" Dr. Psycho ordered. Dr. Psycho walked slowly toward Darkpsy. Darkpsy looked the way Psycho would've expected. His eyes were like Umbreon's; red outer part with black eyes and red pupils. He had ears like Umbreon's except they were a little shorter. He had strange glowing symbols all over his body. Most of his body was black except for his tail, which looked like Mewtwo's except it glowed like the symbols on his body. His feet were a few inches smaller that Mewtwo's feet. In short, he looked like an evil version of Mewtwo. Though Dark pokemon, like the other types, aren't evil in any way, Darkpsy was made to be a powerful monster. This creature probably posed a threat even worse than Mewtwo himself.
"Sir, what do those symbols on his body mean?" Dr. Feeble asked. Dr. Psycho developed his usual psychotic smile on his face and explained, "These are what give Darkpsy his extra boost of power as well as a few other abilities that will assure our victory against that fiend, Mewtwo! MWAHAHAHA!" "The more I hang out you, the more I think that refusing to join Darth Vader's crew was a mistake…" Dr. Feeble replied, rolling his eyes. "Dr. Feeble, the only way to beat a pokemon with the abilities of a god is to learn its strengths and weaknesses and turn its own abilities against it! That is what Darkpsy is for!" Dr. Psycho explained. Darkpsy, being under the influence of the control chip, heard every word but could not respond in any way unless he was told to. As long as that chip still functioned, Darkpsy was at Dr. Psycho's mercy. In short, Darkpsy was no more than a puppet. "When I get the chance, doc, I'll rip off your head!" Darkpsy thought.
Kairi and her team landed in the Shaman world and Kairi was really drunk from the bottle of whiskey she took. Her eyes were glazed and her face was a little red. She giggled when she stumbled out of the ship. She struggled to get back up but fell on her ass when she hiccupped. "Will she be alright?" Pikachu asked. Dr. Muto smiled, replying, "No need to worry, Shock rat, a little alcohol and hiccups never hurt nobody." Pikachu just stared at him, "Never hurt nobody? Look at her! She can barely stand! Also, I think she just wet herself. She must've drunk some pretty strong whiskey."
Kairi had a determined look on her face as she made another attempt to stand up. By the time she did, she tripped over her own feet and fell flat on her face. She hiccupped and finally passed out. Dr. Muto "reluctantly" picked her up and carried her into a town called Izumo (I think that's the name of the town). Pikachu knocked on a random door and saw a 16-year-old, in his underwear, standing before them. "Did we come at a bad time?" Pikachu asked. The guy smiled and answered, "Not at all, strangers. Come on in." "Don't you find it not only odd but strange that someone just lets us in like we know them?" Dr. Muto asked. Pikachu shrugged and sat in front of a small table. The guy smiled and said, "Nice to meet you. I'm Yoh Asakura. I've been expecting you. Soda?" "Wait. You've been expecting us?" Pikachu asked. Yoh nodded, "Yeah. I got a call from an old friend. He said some friends of his would arrive soon and he gave me a description of what you'd look like."
It occurred to Dr. Muto that this was no coincidence. Dumbass! He began to ask, "Who informed you about…" The phone rang. Yoh told him to hold on a sec and picked up the phone. "Hello?" Yoh asked. "Wazzzzzzup?" came the reply. "Wazzuuuup?" Yoh said. "Wazzzzzuuuuup?" came the reply. "Wazzzzzzzuuuuuuup?" Yoh said. "Good to here from you again, Yoh!" The person on the phone said. "Sure is, Tony!" Yoh replied, smiling. Pikachu and Muto spat out their soda from the unexpected surprise. "Tony? Gimme that f#$& phone!" yelled a still-drunk Kairi. Her hiccups made it difficult but she got to where she was going and snatched the phone from Yoh. "HUP! Hello, asshole! Yeah, it is me! Where the f#$& are you, ya f#$& bastard? HUP!" Kairi yelled over the phone.
"Hey, Kairi. I can tell you had whiskey. You're hiccups tell me that. My team and I are in Traverse Town. We haven't found any…oh, shit! Impossible! The Heartless are here! I'll have to call you…" was what Tony said before the call disconnected. Now all Kairi could here was the dial tone. Kairi's face turned from drunk-pink to ghost-pale as she hung up the phone. "I don't believe it…they're back…" She murmured in a terrified voice. "Who's back?" Pikachu asked. "The Heartless…" Kairi whispered. "The Heartless? What are they? Why do you sound so scared? What is your last name?" Pikachu asked. "WHAT? What do you mean, what is my last name? It's Lethbian and that's got nothing to do with the f#$& situation at hand! The Heartless are creatures from an unknown dimension! They steal people's hearts, literally! Not the organ kind of course. We have gotta go pack and get outta here! Women and children…" Kairi said just before passing out again.
The boys ate dinner, watched TV, ate more, and headed to bed. Kairi slept next to Yoh. She awoke at four in the morning with a serious headache. "What a hangover!" She groaned as she got outta bed, scratching her ass. She headed downstairs to get some medication. She found nothing and her head was pounding. "I can help…" said a voice. Kairi looked around the room frantically. "Don't be afraid, teenaged drunk. I can help you…" the voice assured. "Yeah? How?" moaned Kairi. "I can make your hangover disappear…" the voice replied. With that, Kairi's hangover was gone. "How'd you do that?" Kairi asked. "Simple. I can do anything. I can give you power, pleasure, cures, and more…" the voice replied. Kairi shrugged and said, "If you're talking about 'sexual' pleasure, you're outta luck. I masturbate four times a day and have sex with my roommate back at the mansion six times a week." "NO, YOU GAY BITCH! NOT THAT KIND OF PLEASURE!" the voice yelled. "Wait a sec. How did you know I'm gay?" Kairi asked. "I probed your mind…" the voice answered.
"Ok then, what do you have in mind, Voice?" Kairi asked. "I'll tell you after you find me. You remember the ring don't you?" The voice asked. Kairi seemed perplexed and replied, "Um…no." "YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE FRICKEN RING IN YOU POCKET?" The voice questioned. Kairi shook her head and asked, "What pocket?" "WHAT POCKET? WADDDA YA MEAN 'WHAT POCKET'? ARE YOU STUPID? OR JUST FORGETFUL?" The voice yelled. "Hey! Gimme a break will ya! I don't know what you're talking about! Besides, if you continue to yell, the others will come downstairs to find out what all the ruckus is about!" Kairi shouted. The others did wake up and came downstairs only to find Kairi standing in the dark, yelling at air.
"Hey, Psycho, who are you talking to?" Pikachu asked. Kairi turned around with an embarrassed look on her face. She asked, "Didn't you here him?" The others looked at each other and asked, "Who?" "The voice! He was yelling a bit ago! COME ON! You didn't hear him?" questioned Kairi. The others shook their heads. Pikachu asked, "Are you having your period already?" "Wadda ya mean?" Yoh asked. Pikachu explained, "Whenever Kairi hasher period, she hears voices and starts seeing things. One time, she thought I was a sandwich and I've got the scar on my tail to prove it."
Kairi protested, "What? I'm not having my period! If I was in my period I'd…I'd…" Kairi didn't know how to answer that one. "Good comeback, Kairi. We've come to a conclusion that either you're crazy or having your period. We've come up with a solution…" Pikachu said. The next thing she knew, she was thrown outside and sleeping in a doghouse, nuzzled in a sleeping bag. "Thanks a lot, Voice! Now my friends think I'm insane!" Kairi complained. "Nope. You did that yourself. If you weren't such a stupid bitch, you would've still been inside Yoh's domain…" the voice disagreed. Kairi's ass began to itch like mad and as she scratched it, she found her pocket and pulled out a ring. "About time you found me! Your ass is soft and cozy but it isn't something I want on me…" the voice said. Kairi seemed surprised, saying, "I've been talking to a ring? I must be having my period after all."
"Idiot! You're not having a fricken period! Only women can hear me. Basically, only women who have me in their possession…" the ring explained. "I've heard you can make people turn invisible. Is that true?" Kairi asked. "Only men. With women holding me in their possession, I can do much more…" the ring answered. "Really? Show me." Kairi requested. The ring began to spew fire from itself and the flames swirled around Kairi. "That is what I call: Volcanic Doom. The reason for the name is that those flames are as hot as the lava in a volcano…" The ring explained.
Kairi was very intrigued and asked, "I believe you can help me. I have nothing to offer my teammates or friends when it comes to combat. I want to be useful. Please help me, will you?" "Of course I can. However, you must not tell a soul about this…" The ring said. Kairi seemed puzzled and asked, "Soul? Whose soul?" "YOU ARE FRICKEN DENSE! YA KNOW THAT? INDEED, YOU MUST BE THE KNUCKLEHEAD OF THE TEAM! HOW THE HELL DID YOU BECOME LEADER ANYWAY?" The ring questioned, angrily.
In Traverse Town, Kikronz and his team just defeated the Heartless in the surrounding area- namely the center of the second district, located near the hotel and giant bell. Kikronz and Stitch were puzzled with why Riku, who was actually Rika, ran and hid in the shop close by. They were just about to enter the shop when a huge muscular man stopped right in front of them. He wore army clothes and an old boot camp hat. He had an overly-sized chin and had mean beady eyes. His name: Mr. Toughguy. He carried on his shoulder a ridiculously large bazooka that could wipe out half of Traverse Town and behind him was his wimpy-looking assistant. His assistant's name: Admiral Jinkins.
"It's been four years, Kikronz. Do you remember me?" Mr. Toughguy asked. Kikronz just groaned, "Oh no! Not you again…" "You two know each other?" Stitch asked. "Unfortunately, yes. This annoying bastard and his mousey friend have been hunting me down for years. They claim it's their job to get rid of freaks whether good or evil." Kikronz explained. Mr. Toughguy added, "And you're one of 'em." Kikronz shot back, "Hey, I'm not the one with the freakishly huge chin, gramps!" "Hey! I'm only 59!" Mr. Toughguy protested.
Mr. Toughguy positioned his bazooka and yelled, "Jamekanes, load 'er up!" "That's Jinkins, sir." The Admiral corrected. "Whatever! Lock and load!" Mr. Toughguy yelled. Jinkins shoved the missile into the back and chuckled, only to discover that he was holding it backwards and it shot in the opposite direction. The missile blew a huge hole in the wall behind them and the explosion sent both of them flying. Before completely disappearing into the sky, Mr. Toughguy yelled, "Before we depart for now, I curse Team Rocket and their faulty gadgets!" After that, Kikronz and Stitch headed into the shop to search for Rika.
Enjoy the chapter? I would think you did. Yes, Kairi is an idiot isn't she? Sleep well. R&R.