Gamebreaking

by Stall Walt

The Institute of War regularly places regulations on their champions in order to balance the playing fields. Here are their rulings.

10. Gamebreaker 9: Heimerdinger

It was quiet in Summoner's Rift. Too quiet.

"RUN!"

The entire minions ran as fast as their little legs could. Rammus was rolling so fast, Sonic would have been jealous. Tryndamere had ditched his sword completely. Twitch was nowhere to be seen. LeBlanc tried to run as fast as she could in her heels.

The reason? On their heels was Heimerdinger, riding the ugraded platform towers, with legs.

"THAT'S RIGHT! RUN! RUN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Regulation #103: Heimerdinger will not be allowed to upgrade the towers.