Fun ways to irk inheritance cycle characters…
A/N: … I have nothing to say. How surreal is that? Today's contestants are the Ra'zac and the Lethrblaka. All 4 of them.
Poke them.
Hug them
Spray-paint them pink, purple, etc.
Pimp the Lethrblaka
Ask them what their names are. When they don't tell you or answer at all, give them names. I think you all have a pretty good idea of what names to give them.
Refurnish Helgrind to look like something out of Barbie princesses' dream come true. A.k.a, lots of pink, lace, sparkles, and fake jewels.
Tell them Galby called. When they ask what the king of all Alagaesia said, say that the king wants them to drop dead.
Come up to them with a pretty, bright coloured humming bird. Say "oh look, it's your long lost sibling! His name is Frederick! And he looooves you both!"
Call them ninja's because they wear all black. Try to get them to do some ninja poses so you can tape them.
Make them see themselves in the Eragon Movie. Angeeeeeeeer…
Try to get them to eat out of a bird feeder.
Call them the Rackazack.
Compare them to Tash from Narnia.
Just as they're about to sleep, go up to them and whisper in their ears (if they have any… if they don't, try your best!). Say: "Eragon is coming for you…" Then cackle softly.
Spread your theory that they are really Ernie and Bert in disguise.
Attempt to feed them bugs.
Replace their weapons with pointy sticks.
Make immature comments on how the Ra'zac 'ride' their parents.
Place a betting poll on who would win if it was both Ra'zac and Lethrblaka vs. Eragon and Saphira.
Use Yo momma jokes around them.
Lock them in a room full of immortal rabid hamsters. Be sure that the hamsters are hungry.
Make fun of how they pronounce their S's. Call them snakes.
Imitate their breathing.
Then call them Darth Vader clones. And laugh. Laugh at them I say!
Call them a traditional nuclear family. Then laugh your face off and run like *navi*.
Ask the lethrblaka why they have such delinquents for children.
Then sign them all up for an appointment with Dr. Phil.
Forbid them from eating Dr. Phil. When they try to, which they will, spritz them in the eyes with a spray bottle.
And make them be vegans.
Compare the many similarities between them and Murty. (eg, hate sunlight, emo tendancies, want to kill Eragon, have ruined Eragon's life in multiple ways, work for baldatorix.)
Trick them into pecking a sheet of metal. Somehow.
Get them to come to karaoke night. Make sure Brittany spears' songs are on the karaoke machine.
Hook them up on a blind double date. Laugh at uproariously and tape the results for that starting-to-get-really-big YouTube channel.
Show them some fanfiction. Try to incorporate as much slutty romance and slash as possible.
Come to Alagaesia and annoy them.
Leave them in a mess like Murty.
A/N: Well, who do you want next? Your opinion is taken into account.