Welcome, Naruot! Chapter 10
A/N: Alright, today, we welcome a new character. Yes, you heard me right, A NEW CHARACTER! Her name is Kye, and everything else about her will be explained in this chapter.
K: Yay! Here I am world!
D: Yes, here you are. Aaaaaaand… Here's Sasuke!
Sasu: Huh?
K: Yay! Emo freak!
Sasu: What? I'm not emo, you little brat! Why I oughta… And I will!
K: You will what…?
Sasu: Hidan!
D: Uh oh…
H: What?
Sasu: Kill. Her. Now. *Points at Kye*
H: With pleasure. *Takes out scythe with evil grin on face*
K: Oh, shit. See ya!
D: Okay, well then… While Hidan is chasing poor little Kye, well, here's the next chapter. Oh yeah, and I don't own Naruto.
Chapter 10:
Cousins:
Kelsey and I were sitting on my couch watching Naruto Shippuden: Bonds (Subbed, of course; it hasn't been dubbed yet). We had somehow managed to burn it onto a DVD so we were now watching it on my T.V. Well, sort of watching, she had just come over and I was telling her about the attack of the Akatsuki.
"Okay, so you're telling me you just walked up to Hidan and said 'hi' to him like you guys were old friends?" She asked.
"I know, I know, it makes me sound soo stupid, but give m a break. I wasn't quite with it. I had just come up with this amazing idea for a book, so I was thinking about that, not about a sadistic killer who worships a blood thirsty God, who, in my opinion, probably doesn't exist," I stated.
"Then how do you think he became immortal?" Kelsey asked with her arms crossed.
"What? You think every Jashinist is immortal?" I asked.
"Well, it could be," she said. "How else are they supposed to do what they do?"
"Hmm, I see your point," I said. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
"Are you expecting someone?" Kelsey asked.
"Actually, yes, I am," I said, getting up as the mystery person knocked again.
"Who is it?" Kelsey asked, following me to the door. I didn't say anything; instead I just opened the door, and got a HUGE hug from my visitor. She was a tall girl with brown hair, and big brown eyes. The kind of eyes that made you look really innocent, but if you knew her, you would know she was anything BUT innocent. Well, when it came to harassing Sasuke, Deidara, and Kisame.
"Hi, Kye," I said. "It's been so long!"
"I know, I missed you, Darcy!" She exclaimed
"So when do I get filled in on the details?" Kelsey asked.
"Kelsey, this is my cousin Kye," I told my best friend. "We haven't seen each other in forever. I mean, we were, like, five. Kye, this is my best friend Kelsey. Now we can be the Three Narutards!" All I got were two blank stares, obviously, they didn't get the joke. "You know, like, the Three Musketeers except Narutards instead." Still, I got two blank stares from my friend and my cousin. "Bad joke?"
"Bad joke," the both said nodding.
"Kye, boy, do I have a surprise for you," I said, after I had led the two girls back
"What?" She asked.
"Guess who's here? I'll give you a hint: they're from our favorite show," I told her.
"Sasuke?" She asked hopefully.
"No, well, I don't know, but I haven't seen him yet," I said. "Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi and the sand siblings."
"That. Is. So. Awesome!" She squealed.
"Also, yesterday, I was attacked by–" I started, but I was interrupted by my fan girl of a cousin.
"Orochimaru!" She shouted. (Don't take this the wrong way, she's not an Orochimaru fan girl, but that was the first villain she thought of, so, like most people, ehem, teenagers, she blurted it out.)
"Oh, God, no," I said. "I was attacked by Akatsuki."
"OMG! Are you okay?" She asked.
"Yeah, I almost got a kiss from Gaara because of it," I said, and I blushed a bit.
"Aww, that's sooo cute!" She said. "Wait. What do you mean by almost?"
"I mean exactly what I said," I told her. "He leaned in and then chickened out."
"That just won't do," she said. "That's right, we need a plan." With that, there was a blank look on her face as she looked off into the distance. Then she smiled, and evil smile, and then came the laugh.
"Oh, dear," I said. "What are you and Jade up to this time?"
"Nothing," she sang with a smile. A smile, mind you, that I did not like too much.
"Wait, who's Jade? I thought she was Kye," Kelsey said, confused. Who could blame her, I would be too, if I were in her place.
"Jade is, well, basically, she's Kye," I explained.
"Like an alter-ego?"
"Basically; just like Zetsu, only she's not a man-eating plant."
"So what's she thinking about?"
"I don't think we want to find out," I said, staring at my cousin. "But I think it has something to do me and Gaara."
"Oh, okay," was all that Kelsey said. Meanwhile, Kye was laughing evilly, and rubbing her hands together in anticipation.
"Okay, Kye, it's time to meet the Naruto characters," I said. Why do I have the feeling that this is a very, very bad idea? Because it is! Hey, who invited you? I am you, idiot.
I just shook my head and lead Kelsey and Kye to the house next door.
A few minutes later, we were in Naruto and Co.'s house, and Kye had (somehow) embraced Kakashi in a huge bear hug. I was sitting on the couch rubbing my head in embarrassment.
"Hehe, sorry about this, Kakashi Sensei, she's a real Naruto fan girl," I said.
"It's okay," he said, but from his one-eyed glare, I could tell it was completely not okay. Kye finally unlatched herself from Kakashi, a little confused of how she got there.
"Huh? This is so unlike me," she said. "I would never hug Kakashi like that."
"You wouldn't, Jade would," I said.
"Oh," she said looking down. "Sorry."
There was a quick introduction, and I could see her visibly restraining from hugging Gaara like she did Kakashi. Good, I thought to myself.
"Well, now you guys know my cousin," I said. "Isn't she great?" That was half sarcastic half true. She had her moments, but over all, she was a lot of fun to be around. But all of the ninja seemed to ignore the truth in that statement and only hear the sarcasm. There was complete silence.
A/N: Well, there you go. I know I said I was going to wait, but I feel like that is unlikely to happen, so… I hope you enjoyed this chapter; next chapter there will be more action. Promise. Maybe. Review anyways. Peace out!