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The little boy loved everything in his life. He loved his teddy bear, his big house, and most of all, his family. There was always something good to eat. Even though the boy was only five, he could eat really fast, which made his parents laugh.
He was super smart, but he never bragged. It made his parents upset and the boy hated to see anyone mad at him. So he would run outside and make millions of friends, giggling when they didn't know what two plus two equaled. He had a best friend, because that's what normal people had, and the two boys would get into a lot of trouble. One time, they even ran around without any clothes on.
The boy's parents hadn't been too happy with him, but they still smiled and tucked him into bed.
His mom was a beautiful woman, who never got mad and gave tons of hugs and kisses to the little boy. After he came back from playing outside, she would sweep him up and dance with him. It was sort of embarrassing for the little boy, but he secretly loved all of the attention that she gave him.
The little boy loved his mother, but he really loved his dad too. His dad was so brave and strong. They always wrestled together and, afterwards, they would go and get ice cream, because the boy really liked ice cream. The little boy's dream was to become exactly like his father.
His dad was also a hero. One time, he had risked his life by saving a little girl from a burning house. The little boy remembered how scared he had been, but his father had been so calm and cool. And the little boy had been so proud to have such a brave dad.
The little boy, who was only five years old, had a perfect life. He laughed a lot and he also cried, but that was only when he fell down or scraped a knee. He had everything; ice cream, a best friend, a mother, and a father.
Now the only thing he needed was a girlfriend.
The trouble with that was the little boy didn't know where to find one. Did girls grow on trees? Did you have to pay for love? All the little boy owned was ten jellybeans and one big heart. So, the smart little boy went to his mother. His mother would know where to find love.
Of course, he was right. His mother did know the answer. But she wouldn't tell him, which made him really mad. He stomped his foot and fumed, until his mother finally whispered the secret.
Angels, she said. You find love from angels.
The little boy didn't like being confused. What were angels? He wanted girls! He was five years old and he had never seen an angel before. It wasn't fair to ask a question only to ask another one.
His mother only smiled. So the little boy pouted and ran outside to play with his best friend and forgot all about it. Besides, who needed girlfriends?
The little boy's life was already perfect.
AN: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "ahhhhhh, the author's gone crazy!! she has a chapter titled ZERO when it should clearly be chapter TEN. WHAT THE HELL? run away! head for the nearest ship, guys! we have to get our asses off this crazy woman's story."
it's ok. i won't be offended. but these little segments are all part of the bigger story. please suffer through them and treat them as equally as a chapter drenched with sasunaru yaoi fanservice. :) that would make me incredibly, undeniably happy.
the next chapter (back to naruto in DA) will be posted very soon, if not already posted. thank you for reading!