It was another one of those who knows what day it is in that New make up world made by a godly entity, Peter was talking to Bender for about jokes.
Peter: I'm just saying, even if the joke is racist or dark. If you laugh at it, it means you also thought it's funny. So don't waste your time saying it's a terrible joke.
Bender: Amen to that and Blonde, deaf, blind and such jokes *drinks a beer can*
Debbie: You guys suck.
The milf with the purple pants said while she was walking around there with Martha.
In that moment everyone who was near by could hear a scream from Leela where Fry was with since the last challenge day.
.
Fry: Calm down Leela!
Leela: Calm down? Why did i wake up naked in this bed with you?
Fry: Because you wanted to!
Leela: I can't remember that.
Fry: Oh...maybe thats because i didn't know how to control my new mojo power and...i kind of made you really into me for that time.
Leela: Did you just raped me?
Fry: WHAT? no...i don't think so, you did said you wanted to come because i was atractive and we did had sex last night. But i also didn't even notice i was not myself so...maybe a draw?
But just right before Leela was about to sucker punch and kick fry's face at the same time, thunderclouds formed and the mysterious man returns once more to announce a new challenge for the men. He was in fry's room.
*ZAP!*
"Hello there Fry, how goes the lover's night? cause I can see that you both enjoyed it" He said with a slight giggle at the end.
Fry: It was amazing! I can hardly remember at all!
Leela: You just got lucky Fry, cause now it looks like he wants to do challenges today.
"And you're right, follow me but get dressed"
As the delivery boy and one eyed sexy woman got on their clothes, they all come outside where the others are waiting and are approached by the challenge maker.
"Greetings my contestants! how goes all of your days while we were taking that break?"
Peter: Oh! it was awesome! thanks for lending me that stuff fixing remote! I tell ya, I've been watching that twerk video non stop for the past couple days and-
"I don't need to know the messy details and shit man, keep it to yourself. But i'm glad you liked your reward"
Stan: Okay then, well, what's today's challenge?
Martha: I think it is something deadly.
''You should be thankful i gave such a nice world to explore without all the bad things like dead whales, nuclear explosions and falling satellites. You know, the shit you get on those the last man on Earth kind of thing''
Madeline: What about the kidnapping part?
''Please, The challenges are weird and will probally traumatize you, but i never make you all do this without giving something nice in return''
Fry: I guess so, we did get so many good stuff.
Babs: Alright, i want some sweet stuff like they have, hit me!
''Oh a volunteer? how rare. Ok how about...''
Requested by tHICCLOVER
Challenge: Date
Rules: Babs needs to choose one of the guys and go on a date with. Do all things you do on dates til one hour passes
"You go on a date with one of the men for a whole hour and i promise to give you something really cool?"
Babs: Hmmm, that's all I have to do huh? well, Sounds easy! let's see who i can go out with on a date. Hmm...
She goes over and start's scanning the men to see who is perfect enough or at least tolerate enough to go on the date challenge with, she goes over to see Stan and checks him out. He appears to be bulky and strong armed and such, but lacks any skills with reasoning and seems to overreact over some things.
Babs: Ehhh, sorry, not my type.
Stan: Damn.
The thicc brown haired mother then goes over to Homer, and right away she knew that he was a little too stupid to eat. So he was off the list already.
Babs: Nah.
Homer: D'OH!
But when she gets over to meet Peter, she appears to be more interesting in him for some reason, he was stupid, but not nearly as stupid as Homer or Stan.
Babs: Hey big man, would you like to go out on a date with me?
Peter: Wow...me?
Martha: Seriously? this guy is more stupid and perverted then all the guys here combined.
Maddie: Maybe she is into fat guys.
''Who are we to judge a womans taste?''
Maddie: Well, i did marry a man with a similar build. So jokes on me i guess.
Debbie: Yeah, we shouldn't judge her tastes.
"So, Mrs. Babs. You have chosen Peter to be your date for a hour and to do things within that hour, and if you win, the reward is yours"
The men got really pissed and jealous that Peter of all people gets to go out with a sexy thicc lady with big boobs and ass. It was like a one time offer going away forever.
Peter: Oh! do i have to dress?
"No need, let me use my powers to do it for ya both" The mysterious man said as he used the snap of his fingers and with a finger snap *SNAP!* Their clothes were phased out and replaced.
Peter got himself a nice black suit and red tie, making himself appear fancy and gentleman like, while Barb got herself a sexy black dress that showed her breasts with no bra and wore gray opened toed high heels. This surprised her as she liked this new dress of hers.
Babs: Well! this is quite the sexy dress, i like it. thanks for putting this on me man! She said, but he wasn't quite done yet with Babs yet.
"I'm not done yet, there's one more thing that's missing"
Babs: Missing? what do you mea- AHNNNNNNNNNNNN!
With another snap of his fingers, Babs breasts and booty expanded a bit, not too big but making them more noticeable and sexier.
"Sorry, the moment just came up XD and btw, that mini breast and butt expansion is permanent and can't be changed back"
Peter: Ohh humana humana Baby!
Babs: WHAT!? Are you kidding me?
Stan: (So fucking lucky, and i wished i had that power)
Bender: (Why him? she didn't even look at me to think if she wanted me)
Homer: (Marge, i miss you)
"So peter, now you got a date tonight with one of the hottest Milfs ever! and i even improved on her "Assets" Hehe"
Babs: MMM! but did you really have to make them a little bigger? they were already good sized *Swishes booty*
"Like i said, the moment was there and i decided to just do it and get it over with. At least those big jugs and booty can jiggle even more Hahahaha"
Peter: i kinda have to agree with the magic dude, you look a lot sexier now than ever.
Babs: Well, at least it feels good for a permanent change for ONCE. Now can we go?
"Yes you can, but first. Let me explain just one basic thing before i let the both of you go. Firstly you two are going to a very, very fancy restaurant with expensive food straight out of Hell's kitchen (Not really Hell's kitchen) and to talk about things you like and dislike"
Babs: Okay, i get that part but-
"And so it is! take care!"
Babs: Hey wait! i'm not done-
*ZAPPED!*
Both of the couple were teleported away from the group and instead were outside of the fancy restaurant, wearing their clothes as they were looking outside, it was very dark and the stars were shining bright.
Babs: UGGHHH! Bastard didn't even let me finish! HHMMPH! *Crosses arms*
Peter: Yeah, he tends to do that sometimes. But look at this place! it's huge! it's like movie theater sized or some shit like that.
Babs: I hope the food is good.
Peter: Oh yeah, i am hungry. I'm so into eating some good food.
Babs: (he reminds me a little of my son) Don't worry, we'll get some food in a while. Lets look for a table and ask our order.
Nodding in agreement, the two then proceeded to walk inside of the restaurant and look at behold, the inside was like nothing that they would expect it to be. The interior was colored in a scarlet red and golden yellow coloration to it, and the people inside were all wearing fancy clothes and all that crap.
The tables were covered in that table cloth to keep messes away from the wood and the silverware was very detailed and candles were lit.
The air also smelled nice and would be something to go to, with their excitement out of the way, they went up to a waiter and rang the bell.
*Bell rings!*
Peter: Table for two please, my kind sir!
The waiter nodded and proceeded to lead them to the dining area and were seated down to a nice table, being handed out menus to chose what they would like to order.
Babs: Thank you.
As the waiter left to get their ice cold water, both the fat man and the lovely woman were looking at what to do get. Peter, looking at the food, lowers down the menu a little to see her tits as she was distracted.
Babs: So Peter, what kind of food are you getting? cause i'm getting the chicken salad, gotta watch my nice figure *Giggles*
Peter: I'm..uh *Pokes to look as her heads turned the other way* Getting the...Pokes head back down* Lobster with butter and potatoes. I kinda wanna sing the lobster song, but would that boot us off the challenge if i sang?
Babs: I don't think it had anything saying you're not allowed to sing or anything, just to have a date.
Peter: Eh, nevermind. Forget that I brought it up, don't want to chance it.
Babs: Whatever.
With that conversation about Peter wanting to sing or not ending, the two relaxed a bit and waited for their food to be ready. There, they were received their ice cold water. Babs thanked the water as he left to get the food.
As they waited, Peter couldn't really take his eyes off of her big tits as they jiggled whenever she moved a little. He tries to not make it obvious that he was staring.
Babs: So Peter... what do you do as a job?
Peter: I... work at a brewery, where I do the paperwork and sign off papers and all that boring stuff, I used to work at a toy factory until our boss died of choking.
Babs: Oh my...i'm very sorry to hear, it must've been difficult to deal with.
Peter: Yeah, it sucks. I really do miss that place and wished that he didn't have to die, so what do you do?
Babs: I work at the Tiki Taco, it's a restaurant where we serve Mexican food while wearing Tiki clothes and they're somewhat revealing. I know, but at least it pays well.
Peter: Oh damn! I gotta try that place out one day!
But as the fat man was getting excited, Babs appeared to be struggling with her new dress as she was having a bit of a problem.
Peter: Something wrong with the dress?
Babs: MMM! This Dress is a little tight around my breasts or maybe is just my imagination as they have a pretty amount of space to move.
She didn't even care about his comment about going to her job to peep at her, she was instead talking about her boobs in front of him. He started to sweat and get a boner. Man it was hard not to be a total horny jackass right now.
Peter: (Damn it! i'm getting a boner from this! but they're so big! gotta keep it together until the challenge is over) I see, well maybe's it's tight because of what he did to them.
Babs: Yeah, it's almost as if it was pre-planned. Like he was going to do it anyway. But i'm gonna try to ignore it and just eat our food.
Peter: Okay then, just wondering what takes so long to cook.
They waited, and waited and waited for their food to arrive and as if it looked like it was about to not come out, it does come out as the waiter presents them both to the couple.
Babs: Took your sweet fucking time huh?
Peter: Hey, maybe they were having a problem with their cooking stuff or something. That always happens sometimes.
Babs: Maybe you're right, sorry. I'm just tired is all.
Peter: I understand.
With their tasty looking food ready and presented, Peter tips the waiter even though he took too goddamn long and soon left. Both got out their silverware and started eating.
Peter: How is it?
Babs: It's alright, how about yours?
Peter: Same. (Thinks of something to brighten the mood) Hey, wanna see a magic trick?
Babs: What?
With a snap of his fingers, two bottles of champagne and wine were summoned in the air and landed softly on the table. And this was allowed as it didn't booted them off, Babs was impressed by this.
Babs: Wait, how did you do this?
Peter: Remember when that god told us that we could storage the stuff we get from the challenges? well he didn't said we could not do this to other stuff.
Babs: Huh, I see. Well pour me some Wine! i'm feeling happy now! *Laughs*
Peter: You got it babe!
The fat gentleman then pours his date a glass of cold wine as and himself one along with it, then the two propose cheers as they clink their glasses of wine together.
*CLINK!*
And then, they drink it as they celebrated their date as it appears to be going on very well for the both of them as they laughed and shared jokes with each other. With both appearing to getting somewhat drunk.
Peter: And then, when he called me a poop nose, i fucking laid it out on him. Just being the living crap out of that douchebag kid for bullying my son...until i became a bully myself for a while and then got my ass kicked by my son.
Babs: Oh yeah? well, when my son and his friend were having some troubles at this beach party on the ocean. I stood on stage and flashed my big tits to the partygoers! they were drooling and i think i saw someone looking and falling off some plank and fell into the ocean!
Peter: Damn girl! that's even wild than that one time...Ah crap, i'm having a bit of a problem remembering.
Babs: No matter *Giggles* i like talking to you and you seem very nice and thoughtful and...well...
She stops her sentence, thinking of something as she was blushing. Fatass noticed and decided to ask on what was on her mind.
Peter: What is it?
Babs: You see, i'm single and my husband left out on me just before our son was born...and i have not seen him in a long time.
Peter: Sorry to hear.
Babs: I know...but i was just thinking of something about all this when we are on this date challenge...
unbeknownst to the Milf, the backguards of her dress were stretching and losing threads, as if it appeared to be sabotaged by some unknown force. Bur she and the peter man don't noticed...yet
*Stretching!*
Peter: What is it Babs? you can tell me.
Babs: Well...i was wondering...would you like to be my-
*STRETCH!* *RIP!*
*BOING!*
Babs: *GASPS!*
Her Dress snaps, showing her marvelous big brown tits. That was The best view ever for Peter who's Jaw just opened up so wide he could stick a rooster in there. They bounced and shaked in slow motion in his mind and he was pretty sure his boner just shot his load on his pants after the all so good accident.
Peter: HOLY CRAP!
Babs was completely shocked and embarrassed as she tried her cover her giant tits but it was no use as she was completely naked, but the other customers didn't seem to look at all, they were like ghosts but that didn't matter now.
Babs: Oh my god! *Blushes*
Embarrassment quickly turned to anger as she knew exactly what happened, That perverted god made her breasts and ass permanently big enough and to make the threads on her dress weak at the big boobs.
Babs: OHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M SO GONNA KICK HIS ASS WHEN WE GET BACK! *Looks and see's that Peter is staring at her breasts* Peter! are you staring at them!?
Peter: (Damn it! now she knows, well time to get it over with while we still have time) He thought as he smiled and thought of something perverted, grabbing the bottle of champagne, he shakes it very fast as he was preparing something to do.
Babs: This is not the time for Champagne! help me find something to cover myself even though no one is looking at me for some odd reason.
Peter: Look out Babs! Champagne! *Pops cork and sprays it on her chest*
Babs: Peter stop! that's really cold!
She had no idea why she was getting splashed with champagne. Was Peter just taking advantage for some perverted fetish of covering naked ladies in booze?
Babs: Stop it Peter! my nipples are getting hard!
He soon stops and looks to see that she was right, her nipples were getting hard at the feeling of the cold booze. He then gets up and gets behind her with putting his hands on her shoulders.
Peter: Oh dear Babs! i'm so sorry! here, let me dry ya off.
*Shakes her up and down*
*Boobs Jiggle!*
Babs: *Moaning!* Peter! k-knock it off!...I'm getting so horny...Oh shit! why did I say that!? knock it off now or you're gonna get it!
He then continues to dry off her tits as they bounced up and down and jiggled like two big water balloons, as they bounced. He stops for a moment and looks down on her soft tits, grining, he takes both hands and places them on each side.
Babs: Don't...you...even...dare-
*SQUEEZE!*
Babs: AHHHHHHHHHHN!
He squeezes her big titties, making her moan loudly as she couldn't handle the feeling. But that finally did it right there as she looked up with a go to hell look on her face.
Peter: What?
Babs: I'll tell ya what Boi, you're done!
Using her strength, she grabs his shirt with both hands and lifts him above her head and flings him to a dessert area with cakes, ice cream and other sweets.
*CRASH!*
Peter: AHHH! Son of a bitch!
The naked angry Milf then gets up from her chair and walks over to the perverted baffoon, he was still a bit dizzy when he came to and saw the bigs tits jiggling as she was walking in anger.
Babs: First that asshole makes my tits and booty big, then he makes me a dress that rips apart because my girls here *Shakes them to prove a point* were too big, and you have the nerve to spray champagne on my tits, shake me up and down to make them jiggle and to SQUEEZE THEM!?
Peter: (Shit! i really gone and done it now!)
As he was thinking about trying to reason or get away from her, Babs finds something to use on him as she bent down, showing her thicc booty.
Peter: (I'm scared but DAYUM! that's a nice ass she's got) Ok, i know what your thinking but-
Babs: *grabs bag of coins and stands up to turn around* Oh you do? then you know what i am going to do with these coins.
Peter: Look! i-im sorry! i just, i was so horny without my wife and you're so damm sexy. I just overstep my boundaries in this dare.
Babs: I'm no girl to go easy on anyone like a sick pervert Peter, you're apology needs some punishment.
And right there, he knew what she ment by those words as she was going to smash his balls! now he really needed to escape to avoid her Milfy wrath.
Peter: AHHHHHH! Get away! not my family jewels!
He shouted as he tried to back away from Barbara who was dead set on smashing his sack with that bag of coins, he tries to use something to get her to stop, he finds a can of whip cream and aims it at face, but misses and hits her breasts.
*SPRAYS!*
Babs: OOOOOOOOOH! Now you gone and done it!
Peter: Sorry! h-here!
He then throws a whole cake with sprinkles at her tits, getting all over her chest again. She was then fuming as sprinkles and cake frosting not only got on her chest, but also her hair as well.
*SPLATTERS!*
Babs: ARRGGH! Stop throwing sticky, sweet foods at my tits! now i need to take a bath!
He then gets another sweet idem to use, whcih was chocolate syrup as he aims it and hits her big breasts yet again!
*SPRAYS!*
Babs: *Gasps!* Okay, fuck this dessert fiasco. This is getting ridiculous!
She then kicks the table over so he wouldn't have to use anymore dessert attacks on her sexy body, Peter, finding no way to escape, backs himself into a corner and pleads not to get his sack crushed.
Peter: Babs! please stop! i didn't mean too!
*Raises bag of coins*
Babs: You didn't mean too, yet you did it anyway. Hope you masterbated enough to that twerk video, cause it is the last time you will ever!-
*Times up, challenge over*
Babs: Wait, what?
*ZAP!*
Suddenly, both the soon ex couple was now back at the starting point outside as the others looked and saw that Barbara Babs Brando was naked and covered in whip cream, cake and chocolate syrup! making her into a sexy dessert as the men drooled at the sight of this.
Bender: Hey look! Peter brought back dessert! Hehehehe!
Stan: Hot damn! or should i say cold damn since cake and whip cream is cold?
Fry: Now that's what i call a sexy dessert!...sorry Leela.
Leela: *Flips the bird*
Homer: Would've been better if there were two donuts with sprinkels on her tits, that would've been both sexy and cool! WOO-HOO!
Babs: Would you all shut the fuck up you stupid assholes!? our date was sabotaged by that god!
Babs then looked and saw that her bag of coins was gone and out came the challenge god as he was overhearing the commotion.
"What's this all ab- oh my! you look sweet today Babs!" *Takes picture to save for later* "Score!"
Babs: YOU! I demand that you made my body back to it's normal size you perverted, date sabotaging asshole!
''Well, i guess from the sexy look on you that the Date didn't go well. Thought so based on who you choosed''
Babs: You better give me something worth all of this.
''Sure! You just got the Worlds Tastiest Ice cream...whatever it is right now''
With a snap of his fingers again, she was summoned something of her personal favorite, Daiquiri flavored ice cream as she was handed a tub of it and along a spoon. Babs froze for a little bit upon seeing this ice cream and smiled a little.
But that wasn't enough for her, as she looked back at him again with pissed off eyes.
Babs: Well, it's nice that you got my favorite flavor, but I want my body to go back to it's normal size!
"Girl, let me tell you something because you seemed to have forgotten, It's permanent! meaning that it can't go back no matter what cause I wanted to do it for the fuck of it"
Babs: you are the biggest perv I ever saw in my life.
"Whatever, i'm gonna go get something for the men for the next challenge. Bottom line is, your breasts and butt are staying like that forever, so get used to it!" He said coldly as he disappeared for a brief moment to get the men ready.
Babs just flips the bird and walks away from the group, pissed off that her body was like this for good and now it was sticky with dessert and booze. Peter then tries to come up to her to try to talk.
Peters: Babs? look, i-i-
Babs: Fuck you Peter! i'm prefer being single. How your wife is still putting up with your shit is beyond me!
She then goes to her home and turns back to face everyone, as she would not be out of her home for a good while as she's too pissed right now to deal with all of the shit.
Now all she wants to do is shower and eat her ice cream until she gets drunk from it.
Babs: i'm gonna eat my fucking ice cream while taking a bath until i get drunk off my ass! So no one better bother me for the rest of the day DAMMIT!
*SLAMS DOOR!*
Peter: Damn... she's pissed.
Maddie: Well, looks like she's out for a while.
Stan: Now what's next in store of us?
*ZAP!*
The challenge god then came back holding some muskets and old century clothes for the men.
''Meh she will be fine, just be glad she didn't kick you in the dick Peter or maybe she will one day. But now...who likes THANKSGIVING?''
Stan: I do! i do!
Homer: Me as well!
Fry: I do like thanksgiving as well!
Bender: Thanksgiving? you mean where humans stuff their disgusting faces with food and drinks?
Maddie: Yep, my husband back home eats like a pig.
Debbie: Same with mine.
"Stan" The man said as he approached the agent as he was handed a old century musket "Have you ever hunted turkey before?"
Stan: Yes I have! and it's so good when my wife coats it in dressing and gravy...mmmm! now i'm hungry.
"Well, what if I were to tell you that you and your buddies are not hunting for turkey, but rather...rooster?"
Stan: ROOSTER!? UGGHHH! OH FUCKING HELL NO NOT ROOSTER!
This surprised everyone as they had not seen Stan react badly to the mention of a rooster, and were now curious as to why he didn't want to hunt one.
''I don't know why you don't want to but...but then again, the Reward is going to be pretty damm sweet. So you should not give up''
Requested by Darkemerald1999
Challenge: Hunt down the rooster
The men have to find and kill a pumpkin sized rooster. The men also have to hunt the rooster using old century clothes and musket rifles to fit the setting.
He didn't want to hunt for rooster, but the reward was just too tempting to ignore and maybe it was something very good and cool to see. Taking a deep breath in defeat, he submits to the hunt.
Stan: Damn it!...fine! we'll do it. But why in the holy hell rooster?
Homer: What the hell's wrong with eating rooster?
Fry: I never ate it, but i don't think it's bad as he's letting on.
Peter: I killed a turkey one time.
Debbie: No one cares dude.
Bender: Are we just ignore the fact that Babs was naked and covered in dessert? hope someone got a picture of that, that picture would make a great sexy calendar! *Snickers*
Stan: Damn it! You guys don't get it! Rooster cannot be eaten cause it's not for thanksgiving, it tastes nasty when cooked and trust me, i tried. I once hunted rooster just to see what it would taste like and i even gave some to my boss director bullock.
Maddie: What happened?
Stan: Me and my family along with Bullock ate it and the next day, diarrhea for an entire week! i almost got fired for it!
Marth: EWWWWWWWWWWW!
Debbie: *Closes her ears* Hey! some of us would like to sleep tonight thank you very much!
Stan: And that's why i don't hunt for roosters!
"Damn, that sucks bro. Sorry bout your family but a challenge is a challenge, so just do it and earn the reward"
Stan: That Reward shall be mine or i swear to god i will kill everyone.
Bender: Damn man, settle down.
"You try that, you'll lose your live"
With once more for the 25th time, he snaps his fingers and the men were teleported to a woodland forest as it was fall and the leaves were turning brown and falling off of trees. The men were clothed in century clothes and used old ass muskets that used gunpower and balls instead of bullets from the modern world.
It was really humiliating as the clothes that they were wearing were very uncomfortable and the belts were too tight. It was really a cruel punishment for the men as not only did they have pants that went up their underwear, but their guns were sucky too as they needed to be cumbersomely reloaded and it was very difficult to do so.
Peter: This is horseshit man! I rather be at home spying on Babs as she's getting all that cake off of her tits.
Stan: Enough about big tits and ass okay dude? we need to be very serious about this as well only have a few balls in our pouches.
Homer: Hehehehe.
Stan: What's so fucking funny!?
Homer: You saying balls in our pouches! *Laughing!*
Stan: Stop laughing you fat fuck! you're gonna make the rooster aware of us!
Homer: Who you calling a fat fuck!? Split chin!
Both the C.I.A. Agent and the yellow fat man were about to fight each other, until Bender picked up something and needed them to be quiet.
Bender: Shut up stupid human fuckers! i sense the rooster's signature around here.
Stan: Human fuckers!? who you calling-
*Bender then grabs a rag and slaps him across the face*
*SLAP!*
Stan: OWWW!
Bender: Keep that up and see what happens, now all of you shut up and listen very carefully.
Listening to Bender for once, they all get down on their knees and listened for the sounds of the rooster as it was making noises and all that.
*GOBBLES!*
The sounds it was making meant that it was very close to them as they were behind a bush and were well hidden from it's sight, Bender takes a quick look and see's that it was pumpkin sized! meaning it was a very big rooster. He then gets Stan to look at it and he was shocked as well.
Knowing that they all have to be quiet, they decided to just whisper to avoid detection.
Stan: that's a big rooster.
Bender I know, let's keep whispering as to not attract it's attention.
Homer: ATTRACT WHAT!?
*GOBBLES!*
The dumb fuck known as Homer made shouted and this caused the rooster to run away right before they could plan something.
Stan: Damn it Homer! he got away!
Bender: If we get that Rooster i make sure to make YOU EAT IT!
Homer: Sorry! i didn't hear very well thats all.
Stan: Fuck! lets get it.
Peter: Waste of time for something you can't eat.
Stan: I agree Peter! why hunt something that tastes like a fucking moldy shoe covered in expired mayonnaise and left to be baked in the hot summer sun on July... Woah, where the hell did that come from?
Bender: Now hold on, instead of trying to hunt it like people would do, let's set up some traps to try to catch it or at the very least, slow it down.
Peter: That sounds like a great idea, but...how would it do it if there's no rope or something?
Stan: The power of nature Peter, that's what we will use for traps.
Bender: Let's do this! *Grabs beer bottle and drinks it to make himself look cool*
The three men and the robot then proceeded to create traps made out of sticks, mud, leaves, and other stuff that they found on the ground. It's like that scene from Predator, except not as cool and doesn't even have that good intense music score to it.
Peter and Stan were making a net out of leaves, some mud and some strings of grass, while Bender and Homer were digging a giant hole and covering the top with enough flora to disguise it for when the Rooster falls down there.
After they all get done setting up the traps, they looked and saw the average work that they had got done and were proud of themselves for their own accomplishments. It was getting dark and so they would have to build a little camp with a firepit.
*Nighttime rolls*
As Night fell, the group of hunters had set up a mini campsite which had some broken tree logs turned into a makeshift tent of sorts covered in leaves and the fire pit was made out of the scraps of the wood that was cut out during chopping. They were all sitting down on tree logs and staying next to the fire to keep warm as it was very cold outside.
Peter: Anyone got any marshmallows?
Stan: How about we tell some stories about our lives? get to know each other a little better?
Bender: Gay!
Homer: You're a robot, why do you care about Gender logic?
Peter: Well, if i could tell. One of my stories is when one time my wife got some new stairs and every time i walked on them. I kept falling and falling and hurting myself because they were too slippery, luckily for me, Lois decided to bring the old stairs back and the house has been fine ever since.
Stan: Damn, where they that slippery?
Peter: Trust me, if you had those stairs, you'd understand my pain.
Homer: That's almost as bad as working at a nuclear plant and hoping you don't get radiated.
Bender: *Cracks open a beer* Why would you work there if you don't want to get all that radiation and become something like Super Mutants or those Ghouls from those Fallout games?
Homer: I don't know about those games, but i do know that i actually used to work at a bowling alley for a long time after i quitted the nuclear plant for the first time. It was very good, and I felt really happy. Until Marge got pregnant with our third child, that's when the place started going out of business and i tried to save it.
Stan: Wow, that's really...touching. What did you do to try to save it? putting up paper flyers? making commercials on your own? or tried investing?
Homer: No, i used a shotgun to try to drum up business. And before anyone says anything, i didn't kill anyone...Well, i don't think i did cause i think i remember getting some random dude in the leg.
Peter: Jesus dude! that's about as fucked up than when i tried to-
*RUSTLING!*
Bender: SHHHHHHHHHH! Did you hear that? i think it's the rooster! follow me.
Putting out the fires to not attract the roosters attention, the hunters were silently walking and making sure not to step on any twigs.
Stan: it's time to show this Motherfucker who is the boss!
Peter: Chill out man, it's just a Rooster.
Stan: A Dead Rooster.
With their prey in sight, the four men were now prepared to try to lead the rooster into one of their traps and to trap it for good. The first one they were attempting to use was the one where the hole was disguised in grass and sticks.
Stan, using some bird seed, sprinkles some on the middle of the hole and makes a tiny trail to get it's attention. After using all of the bird seed, he goes back to hiding with the others behind a big fallen tree log and watches for the pumpkin sized rooster to arrive.
Time passed, and they waited for that damn animal to show up. Then, they heard twigs snapping and gobbling noises. The rooster was here! and it was going towards the trap! This might be it.
Stan: Everyone stay silent...we need it to get trapped.
Peter: okay.
Homer: alright.
Bender: whatever.
They watched the rooster eat the bird seed on the trap, hoping that it's weight can cause it to fall down into the hole. But...it doesn't happen. The rooster eats the seeds and walks away somewhere else, all of them were shocked in confusion as they couldn't believe that the rooster didn't fall.
Stan: What!? how was that even possible?
The agent and his robot pal get up from their hiding place while the others stayed in place. Checking to see if the trap was even working. Bender steps on it several times to check.
Stan: You sure the hole was deep enough?
Bender: Of course i did! you calling me a liar-
*SNAP!*
Bender: OH SHIT!
The gray colored robot falls down in the hole, he wasn't hurt but was now trapped. and needed help.
Bender: HEY! One of you dumbasses help me get out!
Homer: Oh hey look! he fell on his own trap like a cartoon character hehehe.
Bender: Why you yellow GLOB!
Fry: Someone help him, the others need to follow that Rooster.
Stan: You're right Fry, we need to kill that fucking rooster before it escapes.
Peter: I agree! maybe we should use these blunderbuss rifles to kill it.
Stan: That can work...but we need to not waste any ammo as we only have a few balls left.
Homer: Hehehehe.
Stan: *Facepalm!* Really Homer? that's not even part of some joke.
Bender: JUST GO ALREADY! Homer and Fry can get me out!
Upon hearing the robot's scream, Stan and Peter nodded and proceeded to go somewhere to hunt that damn rooster. Silently walking and hearing the sounds of a cricket, both of the duo were on edge, why exactly? cause this rooster was apparently smart enough to know of some traps as they found that the net that they had made earlier was not at all tripped.
Stan: That's one smart rooster.
Peter: At least it's not the size of the chicken dude i fight sometimes. Now that would cause problems.
*Twigs snapping!*
Stan: shhhh! you hear that?
Peter: Yeah, it's the rooster! i see him!
They both ducked down and saw that red and brown colored animal as it was resting a bit on the ground. Now it was the time to strike as both men were now loading their blunderbuss rifles with their balls.
Peter: Gotta get my balls down.
Stan: Hehehehe.
Peter: Oh, so Homer can't laugh at that part, but you can? We have a name for that, it's called being a Hypocrite.
Stan: Just shut up and load it in.
With the Blunderbusses loaded, both took aim and were preparing to fire, but there was a problem. Peter's didn't seemed to work for some reason.
Peter: Hey, it ain't firing.
Stan: Did you put too much gun powder?
Homer: Fuck old weapons! Here is the magic baby!
The yellow man said sohiwng his magic item won in the last challenge he got a reward.
Which was that hair comb that shoots magic hairs that can entangle anything and trap them, using it to it's full potential, Homer aims the comb at the rooster as it turned around to look.
Homer: Take this!
*Hair shoots out!*
The hair was then shot out and tried to entangle the rooster and it at first actually captures him! It looked like this was going to be a quick victory for the men!
Homer: HA! Take that!
But it was short lived as the rooster's sharp talons on each of it's feet sliced through the hair like it was made out of printer paper, Homer, trying to make sense of it, was then jumped on by the rooster as it began to attack him.
Homer: AHHHHHHHH! HELP! HE'S TEARING UP MY CLOTHES!
Stan: Get it off him!
All where then trying to get the animal off of the poor fat man as they needed to win this challenge. Stan grabs for the neck, only to get headbutted by the rooster's head, who would've thought that a headbutting rooster would knock someone down?
*THUD!*
Stan: OWWW! Damn it! I've had enough of this rooster bullshit!
Getting up, the rooster then got off of Homer to get away from the group of hunters as he was heading towards a river! if he gets there, the challenge would be over and no on will get that super sweet reward.
Fry: Stan! use the blunderbuss, it's our only hope!
Stan: Damn it...it better work.
He aims the blunderbuss rifle as the rooster was making haste, taking a deep breath and focusing all attention one the runway animal. he closes his eyes and...
*BOOM!*
The ball went straight through the roosters body in a clean hit! and it falls down on the ground motionless. Stan did it! he killed a rooster after all those years.
Stan: I...I did it! I killed a rooster! Again!
Homer: Ahh Man ! no fair! I wanted something besides this Comb.
Stan: Too bad because i'm the rooster slayer.
Bender: Feeling proud of this huh?
Stan: You wouldn't believe it.
The robot and Fry had returned.
Fry: Stan! you did it! you killed the rooster!
Bender: I'mma go get it.
The robot leaves to get the dead rooster as the men were celebrating the victory of seeing Stan finally hunting down and killing a rooster, he was smiling and very proud of himself for his accomplishment.
Stan: I did it, I finally killed that motherfucking rooster, but I ain't eating it.
Bender: Got it! can we cook it now?
Stan: NOOO! we can't eat rooster, didn't you retards understand earlier when i explained it? no wonder we were forced to eat those hot wings, I mean, i know was annoying the god but that's besides the point.
Peter: You done?
Stan: Yes.
"Good job Stan! you managed to kill a rooster, time to come back and claim your reward"
*ZAP!*
The gang was then taken back to their home as the god appeared before them, clapping his hands in applause as he was handed the rooster by Bender.
"Thanks Stan, now i have something to mount on my wall. I suppose you want the reward now huh?"
Stan: Yes! and i don't have to eat it right?
"No you don't...unless you want me to cook it"
Stan: NO!
"Just kidding dumbass, here ya go!"
*SNAP!*
With a snap of his godly fingers, a badass monster truck appeared out of thin air! but this wasn't just an ordinary monster truck, it was colored with the colors of the American flag of red, white and blue and it would never run out of gas and could run forever.
It also had tires that would never be flattened and also for the final cool piece of the puzzle, a giant jacuzzi in the back for relaxation.
Stan: Oh-My-God!
Peter: So beautiful.
Bender: And Sexy!
Homer: Is that a jacuzzi?
Fry: How Does that Even work?
''And to think we have just one more challenge today, you guys sure are skilled...together''
Stan: Wait, there's one more challenge? not that i'm bitching or anything, but there is or?...
Fry: Yeah? is there one more challenge for today?
Peter: Is it for us or the Milfs?
Maddie: Okay, can someone please explain to me what the fuck Milf means? i've been hearing that name for a while and i serious need to know.
Debbie: (Wow, she doesn't get what it means XD Hahahaha! good thing i'm thinking this as she can't hear thoughts)
"It stands for mother's that I would love to fuck"
Maddie: Oh okay then...*Takes second to realize* HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE AT ALL!
"Hey, you're all sexy mothers and that's the name that was picked with. Now if everyone's done, I would like to explain the next challenge to all of you...if you will understand and not bitch that is"
Homer: Lay it out on us bro.
''Well i had some really good challenges but...the rewards where too extreme, so i decided to do a battle royal. Everyone will fight against each other. With the power and skills of a streeth fighter guy i will choose for each you''
The battle royal/Street Fighter hybrid option of being one from the game sounded very cool and exciting for the men and women to try out, smiling with excitement, they begged for the god to be their favorite characters.
Peter: I wanna have Ryu's skills!
Stan: Ken's too!
Maddie: I'm more of a Chun-Li type.
Martha: Aww...I was gonna pick that
Debbie: I hope I get Rainbow Mika's skill set!
Martha: Why? so you can slap your own ass and booty smother people?
Debbie: NO...Yes.
"Okay, hold your fucking horses people, jesus! let me pick the skills for you that I will choose...damn, talk about being eager" The mysterious man then looks at his contestants to see who would be worthy of having a certain character's skill set and abilities
With the god having looked at the available contestants, he had already decided who would be like one of the Street Fighter characters. with using his powerful magic, he used it on the contestants.
The first two being Stan and Peter, but what they got was something different, instead of Stan being Ken and Peter being Ryu, it was the complete reversal with Peter being Ken and Stan being Ryu.
Stan: HEY! I wanted to be Ken! not Ryu! Ryu sucks!
''How dare you?''
Peter: I don't know...I don't see that much difference.
"Hey! who's doing the battle royale here? Me! that's who! so shut up and enjoy what ya got! I hope the Milfs kick your asses hard"
Stan: Well, I guess Peter's right to some degree. I don't feel that much difference with Ryu's powers and such.
"Good for you, now onto the others!"
Using his Magic once more, he gave the powers of Akuma to Homer, Powers of Vega to Bender and M. Bison to Fry. and as for the Milfs, Maddie got Chun-Li's skillset, Debbie got her favorite which was Rainbow Mika, Martha got Sakura's and Leela got Cammy's.
Leela: Good choice you picked! Cammy is like me in terms of power.
Maddie: And I couldn't agree with you more!
Debbie: Oh...Yeah! this feels great! *SMACKS ASS!*
Maddie: See? Knew it!
"So, is everyone done and ready for the main event?"
A Street fight theme song from the good ol times start playing.
''The Whole street is your playground my children HAHAHA battle royale means everyone kick each others ASSES!''
And thus, the battle royale had already started as it's everyone for themselves and everyone was not going to hold back on anything that they all had in store for each other. With all prepared, the men and milfs then fought each other until one person was standing.
As they all fought, Stan and Peter were fighting as rivals just like Ryu and Ken, the fat man was spamming the hadouken attack over and over again to take down the agent fast.
Peter: Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken!
Stan: DUDE! use your other attacks than just spamming a single one!
Peter: Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken!
Stan: You're one of those people who just spam that special attack over and over again to get an unfair advantage over others, aren't you?
Having used his special attack, fatass goes in for another takedown attempt on Stan as he ran towards him.
*PUNCH!*
Peter: SHORYUKEN!
Stan: AHHHHHHH! Cheater!
Peter: I don't cheat, I beat my meat!
Debbie: JESUS! No wonder why Babs wanted to kick your ass! speaking of which...UNFFF!
*BOOTY BUMP!*
The milf Debbie used her Mika powers to use that booty bump attack, and it would appear that it increased her booties power as Peter was flung all the way to some empty hot dog cart.
Which he is soon covered by hot dogs and the metal of the cart full of dents.
Leela: This is my chance to kick your ass Fry.
Fry: Are you still sour by the whole accidental sex night? C'mon Leela get over it! Also your legs look amazing in that cammy outfit.
Leela: First, thank you for that compliment and second, HEEYA!
*Kicks fry in the face*
Fry: Ow! okay, now you asked for it!
The fryman wearing the M. Bison outfit activates his psycho power and uses a moveset called the Hell Attack, which causes him to give a medium punch and another while in mid-air. He then uses it on the Cammy outfit wearer as he delivers a medium punch *Punch!* and another one to her face *Punch!*
Leela: UGHHH!
The woman almost falls down on the ground after receiving those punches, now she was pissed as she lunged forward and was using her moveset called the spiral arrow which allows her to lunge forward with a sliding kick.
Leela: Take this!
Fry: WOAH!
*Kick!*
The both former friends and lovers were now in combat as they were using their powerful moves to try to take one of themselves out, meanwhile, Debbie and Maddie were fighting together as they were fighting on top of a balcony.
Maddie: This is fun! I'm really enjoying myself!
Debbie: I agree! now shut up and fight!
Grinning, the ghost hunter Milf starts off with a attack called the Hyakuretsukyaku (Also called the lightning kick) which allows her to rapidly kick a opponent multiple times. Debbie groans and was stunned at the rapid kick attacks.
*Kicking!*
However, Debbie manages to break out of the kick attack and slide steps Maddie, making her fall on her back as she was stunned for a brief moment.
Debbie then grinned as she turned around and bent over to show her booty.
Debbie: This might not be part of the attack, but fuck it! PRAISE THE BOOTY!
And once again Debbie ass makes another victim as it lands her big bootylicious booty on Maddie face.
*Booty smother!*
Maddie: MMMMMPPH!
Debbie: Hahahaha! I ought to do this more often!
Meanwhile, Bender and Homer where fighting as they start talking.
Homer: Gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Bender: What you gonna do about it huh? use that beer belly to crush me? ahahahaha.
Homer: No *Snaps finger* This!
With the snap of his fingers and the closing of his eyes, his body becomes imbued with red energy and with a quick flash of his eyes.
*Eyes flash!*
He quickly moves in for the quick takedown, but wouldn't be an ordinary one, as this attack was far more powerful and before Bender can see or feel it...
*BRIGHT FLASH AND LIGHTNING FAST PUNCHES!*
Bender was suddenly on the ground still as a plank of wood, with the yellow man Homer standing above him with his back turned. Groaning, he slowly gets up to wonder what the fuck was that attack he used.
Homer: That, my robotic friend. Was the Shun Goku Satsu, otherwise known as the raging demon and also known as the instant hell murder. It's very powerful and not many have survived that attack, but I wouldn't kill you as your my best friend *Takes out hand*
Bender: Oh thanks man! for a second there, I thought- *Hand is gripped hard*
Homer: PSYCH!
He lifts up the robot and begins to pummel him into the ground similar to how the Hulk did it to Loki in Avengers, after doing so, he looks back at the robot as he hears a high pitched groaning.
Bender: *High pitched groaning*
Homer: Hmmph! Puny bot!
As the contestants were having it out, the challenge got was watching from his seat eating popcorn and drinking soda, enjoying the view as he watched the group kick each others asses for his entertainment.
"Man, this is getting really good! why didn't I do this sooner? *Sips cola*"
Stan: Take this!
The wannabe Ken said doing that kick spinning attack that looks like your trying to imitate a helicopter. It hits Peter right on the face.
Peter: Ahhh! fucking bastard!
Focusing his power, the Ryu wannabe Peter uses another moveset called the Tatsumaki (Hurricane kick) and launches into the air, spinning and kicking Stan in the face Three times.
*Kicks three times!*
Stan: AHHH! *Thud!*
Peter: Ha ha! you can't win!
Stan: GAHHHHHH! I will not lose!
getting on his last nerve, Stan stands on his legs and brings his two hands together and focused all of his energy into one powerful blast similar to that of Dragon Ball Z. Peter, being the dumbfuck that he is, does the same thing and does that dragon ball Kamehameha pose.
The others, seeing the two about to see what was about to happen, tries to stop them.
Leela: uhhh….guys?
Martha: H-hey! stop that! I think there's too much power!
Fry: This ain't dragon ball.
Debbie: STOP! YOU'RE GONNA KILL US ALL YOU DUMBASSES!
Maddie: MMMPPPH! (Get off my face!)
But their attempts at getting them to stop their powerful attack fell on deaf ears as they were making their energy balls bigger. and were struggling to hold them in place.
Peter: WE...DON'T...
Stan: GIVE...A...
"Huh? what the hell's this?"
Peter/Stan: FUCK!
*BLAST!*
Two huge beams of blue energy were fired as they collided with each other, it was too unstable and as they all watched.
*BLAST WAVE!*
"Holy shit! *Falls off his seat*
The blast wave was something like out of a mini nuclear bomb going off in a small area, causing the god to fall out of his seat and almost getting knocked out. A massive mini earthquake then followed as the wave then settled down.
Getting up, he hopes that it didn't kill his contestants. He looks and see's that all of his members were on the ground, but were otherwise okay as they only got headaches from the blast. He then looks over to see that Peter and Stan were still standing and panting.
Peter: *Panting* Is that...all you got?
Stan: *Panting* No...i'm just getting warmed up.
But right before they could do something else that would be too powerful, their fight was broken off by the god himself.
''Hey! what the fuck guys? This is Street fighter battle royale! not let's go super saiyan and blow this wasteland. You're only suppose to blow some balls of energy''
Peter: But i was winning. Besides this is nothing!
Martha: Nothing? LOOK AROUND!
Debbie: Maybe we should gang up on you two and teach you all a lesson instead.
Maddie: Hmhmhpp! (i'm still here!)
Stan: Well...Phew! Martha's right. look at what we did! we both fucked everything up!
Resting down his arms, Peter looks around and see's that Stan's right about their powerful attack. Everything was burnt and smoking and gray as their attack was too unstable to control or handle, Now he feels like a dumbass as if he already wasn't one to begin with.
Peter: Wow...damn, i guess i got a little carried away with that.
"Yeah, you think?"
Maddie: MMMMMMMMHP! (GET OFF!) *Pushes Debbie off of her face*
I swear to got you got a fetish for butt crushing people!
Debbie: Hey, i was enjoying it.
Maddie: We'll talk about that later, right now this is a little more important.
Martha: I know that it's a battle royale thing, but who really won? not one person is the one standing.
"Well, i guess that everyone is at a tie. all there is now is to teleport all of you back home with your regular selves, but that doesn't mean that the battle that took here wasn't bad, i was enjoying it very much and was even recording it so all of you can watch it whenever you feel like it"
Peter: Wow thanks!
"You're welcome, now let's go home so we can rest"
*ZAP!*
The god zaps himself and the others back to their starting area as the others went back to their normal forms, they high fived each other and talk about how amazing the battle royale was.
Stan: I have to admit that we all had fun on the challenges!
Fry: Me too! i'm gonna miss my skillset though.
Debbie: I agree!
But as they were celebrating, Babs comes out of her house naked from her shower and drunk off her ass after eating that daiquiri ice cream as she was stumbling around, boobs and booty jiggling.
Babs: Where the fuck!?…*Hiccup* have you guys been!?"
"I took them to a battle royale style challenge where they would fight as Street Fighter characters"
Babs: What? why didn't you ask me if i wanted to join!?...oh god i'm so drunk.
"Because you said that you didn't wanted to be bothered and also, the men are staring at your sexy body after i upgraded it a little earlier before you and Peter went on that date. *Snickers"
All the guys where like statues with their jaws open wide as they see the super hot milf naked there really drunk.
Martha: Oh fuck! the love of..C'mon! Get inside and put some clothes on! you're making the men horny.
Babs: I don't wanna! *pouts like a child*
Leela: God, you're so childish.
Peter: Damn girl! you're so hot and sexy!
Babs: Says you!...i wouldn't be in this situation if a CERTAIN SOMEONE didn't decided to make my tits and ass a little bigger for good!
"Oh come on girl, i made you even more hotter than ever. That should be like the best gift you got from me"
Babs: I don't fucking... *Hiccups* Oh shit! go away pizzaguy! *Falls on the soft grass and passes out*
Maddie: Whelp, she's asleep now. Anyone wanna help me pick her up and take her to her bed?
Debbie: I will.
Both of the two Milfs then proceeded to pick up the naked Babs up and carried her to her home where she would sleep off her drunken state. But her body was a bit heavy thanks to her upgraded assets.
Debbie: Damn! she's heavy!
Maddie: And i thought that i was thicc.
Debbie: Hey! i'm thiccer than you!
As the two went inside. the mysterious god then looks down at the men and wanting to thank them for something.
"I want to thank you all for partaking in the first battle royale that I've ever created, and i have to say that I've enjoyed the challenges that were suggested. go now and rest for another batch of challenges that will be coming soon" He said as he disappeared into thin air, leaving the guys to finally rest for a while.
Peter: Well *Sighs* time to hit the hay. Wish i could sleep next to Babs...i hope that ice cream she ate makes her forget about that incident at the restaurant.
Stan: Maybe she will, maybe she will not. We'll see.
Homer: Let's go sleep now.
Nodding to agree with Homer, all of the men and women then went back to go sleep and rest, and hoping to enjoy the new next batch of challenges that will come their way and to get even more and awesome rewards.