It was movie night at the Avengers headquarters. All of them were present, including T'Challa. He had been busy looking over his country it was getting difficult for him to visit and work with his friends.
Thor plopped in the couch and rested his feet on top of the table "What historical document are we watching tonight?"
Tony sighed, "For the last time Shakespeare. Not everything we watch is based on something real. Get this information through your thick skull for once." He turned on the TV and got the movie ready.
Natasha answered as she sat down in front of the couch, "I decided that we watch War Games. It's a classic."
"Didn't you reference that movie once? I remember you telling me the quote was from that movie."
She responded, "Yes I did."
Clint threw a pillow at them. "Alright shut up guys, it's starting."
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By the end of the movie, most of the Avengers were knocked out. The only one who managed to stay awake during the whole thing was Wanda.
"Hello?" She poked Bruce's cheek. There was no response. She then yelled trying to wake them up, "Hey!"
Everyone stayed asleep, not moving from her sudden yelling. Wanda had come to a conclusion that they were in a deep slumber due to the late hour and stressful missions they had earlier in the day.
Wanda was feeling very wide awake and a brilliant idea formed in her mind. She wondered how funny it would be to see the team wake up in the strangest ways possible. Her abilities could make this work and it would be amazing.
The first thing she did was open up a vent above the couch some of the Avengers were sleeping on. Then managed to put a peacefully sleeping Clint inside there with his legs dangling out.
Next, she made over to the couch and carefully removed Bucky's arm. He mumbled something in his sleep, which scared her. Luckily he didn't wake up and the removing of the arm was successful.
Steve was curled into a ball and hugging a pillow. Wanda quickly switched the pillow with the metal arm. Steve moved around and snuggled his head on the hand. A small smile formed on his face.
Wanda left Natasha alone, not wanting a death wish. She also left Vision alone because in her opinion he was too pure to be messed with.
Scarlet Witch went back to the couch and grabbed T'Challa. She dragged him out of the room, hidden from everyone else. When she walked in she was carrying a black cat. Gently she placed the sleeping kitten on the table.
Thor happened to be the next victim on the list. Wanda ran to her room and came back with a sharpie. She opened the cap and drew all over his face and bare arms. She nodded in satisfaction even more.
Since the sharpie on the face wouldn't be seen by him immediately she decided to do something a little more to freak him out. She headed back to her room and this time came back with a toy Thor hammer. Wanda gave the toy to Bruce and grabbed a sheet of paper, placing it next to him.
Tony was sitting on a chair with his head resting on his hand. She moved his head back so that it would no longer be resting on his hand.
"Five more minutes Pepper…" He mumbled
Wanda stepped back to wait for him to fall back asleep. Once he stopped moving, she grabbed his armor and placed it on his so it seemed as if he was cradling it like a child.
When she was done with him she moved to her next victim. She grabbed duct tape and placed it on the table Wanda placed Sam and Rhodey next to each other and used the help of her abilities to have them standing against the wall. Using the tape, she stuck them against the wall.
The final step was to get an airhorn. It wasn't too hard to get since Tony kept one hidden in the room to randomly freak people out. She knew where it was at and grabbed it. Once her hands were on it she pushed the button and all hell broke loose.
Clint got up as fast as he could but slammed his head into the roof of the wall. As he rubbed his head he took a glance at where he was. "How did? What?"
Steve quickly tossed the metal arm he was holding. He had no idea how his hand got ahold of that. "I am so sorry. I don't know how that happened."
Bucky grumbled and picked up his arm. His eyes were narrowed at Steve.
Sam and Rhodey were screaming and struggling to get out of the grip of the tape.
"Tony I will murder you if this is your idea!" Rhodey yelled.
"Yeah and I'll do the same if this was your doing Bucky!" Sam added.
Surprisingly Stark didn't get up because of the airhorn. It was due to the yelling around him he awoke. He was about to stretch his arms when he suddenly noticed his hands were holding cold metal.
"Uh care to explain why I'm holding my suit?" He tossed it to the side and stood up from the chair. He immediately paused when his eyes landed on a confused Thor.
Thor was walking towards Bruce and glanced around the room. There was a sheet of paper that said "strongest Avenger" by Bruce. On top of that, he was holding his precious hammer.
"How? How can this be?" He fell to his knees, feeling betrayed.
Bruce was still groggy and wasn't sure why Thor was in front of him with a saddened expression. He rubbed his eyes unsure if there really was writing on the Norse god's face or not.
Meanwhile, Natasha and Wanda were having a blast watching the team either freaking out or just confused by the whole situation.
Vision tried helping his fellow teammates. He had a few suspects of who could've done this put didn't say anything. He briefly looked over at Wanda. She gave a wink in response.
"Hold it!" Tony shouted, which caused everyone to freeze in their spots. "We're missing someone…"
As he said that a black kitten jumped on the table and meowed.
Clint eyed Nat, "You don't think…?"
T'challa leaned against the door frame. "What is going in here? Why is there so much ruckus?" He asked while rubbing his eyes.
Clint looked at the kitten and then back at the Panther. "Oh."
By the end of it, everyone was just too exhausted to find out who caused all of this. In other words, Wanda didn't get any punishments and got away scot-free.
Author's Note: This one-shot idea was recommended by Wonderous wonder. Thank you for that wonderful idea! Also feel free to leave any suggestion for me and I'll get on them as soon as I can. Thanks for reading!
