Studio
"… I don't know whether to hate you guys, or love you." Axel says.
"… LOOK AT HOW MANY APPLICATES WE GOT!" Xion says, pointing. A small pile of paper is on Forbidden's desk.
"……. Umm… Right now… We decided on…" Forbidden chooses some names at random.
"Soulful100! Katy! Key-To-Memories! Keybladeninja7! Wiseman99! Dance of Flames! Piklink! Lance Willright! And Natasha!" Forbidden reads off the list.
"… Do we need all that many?!" Axel snarls.
"… One for Namine, one for Xion, one for Zexion, one for Roxas, one for Demyx, one for Axel, and one for ME!!!" Forbidden says laughing.
"…… Fine, I pick Wiseman. He seems like an okay dude." Axel says.
"I'll take Katy! She can help me with the Konami pranks! SILENT HILL HERE WE COME!" Forbidden decides.
"….. Natasha, will you help me?" Namine asks.
"Sure!"
"…. Uhh…… Uhh… " Forbidden dances around, trying to choose.
"I pick Key-To-Memories!" Demyx says, choosing at random.
"KeybladeNinja7, cause of your cool name, you get to be my assistant." Roxas decides.
"Hang on, there's eight of 'em! DID YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE?!" Axel yells.
"… no… But.. YAY! There's one to …. Well, help me out. I get two! I dibs… Katy, and Lance!" Forbidden calls out.
"…. Fine. I take… um.. Whoever's left!" The interns go to their designated "boss."
"…. Mine first, RIGHT Biddy?" Katy nudges her.
"Yes Katy, we'll go to Castlevania! BUT FIRST!!! INTROS!" Forbidden says.
"Katy here. Yup, I came out in KH VS Ghosts. Here's my Whip of Flames, from Castlevania. Forbidden, you WILL let me keep this right?" Katy asks, holding up a glowing whip.
"I said yes already!"
"I'm Piklink . And… well, what am I supposed to say?" A boy with dark hair asks. He adjusts his glasses and glares at Forbidden.
"… I don't know, go with it!"
"Well, I'm Piklik and here are my…. Daggers." Piklink holds up a small black dagger with awesome Nobody style designs.
"Key To Memories. Umm…. I'm not sure about this, but I'm here for the comedy! Here are some swords Forbidden gave me… What were they called?" A girl with short blonde/brown hair says, her eyes gleaming hyperly.
"I forgot…. Umm… The blue one's called… The Aqua Blade, the red's the Magma Blade! We're done!" Forbidden names the two swords randomly.
"That is so lame." Dance of Flames says.
"Dance of Flames. I apparently got chakrams. …. Who's smart idea was that?!" She asks, holding up Axel's spare chakrams. Forbidden whistles innocently.
"Natasha, I was introduced last chapter. … I got a… Stick." She holds it up.
"HEY! IT'S A STAFF! NOT A STICK!" Forbidden chimes in.
"………" Wiseman twirls his finger around his head in the international symbol for crazy.
"KeybladeNinja7. …. I got a… I have no idea what this is." He holds it up. A long Keyblade like weapon, but it had a chain going down the middle.
"Uhh…. That's a bow?" Forbidden just says.
"… ARE YOU SURE?" KeybladeNinja asks.
"Yes!" Forbidden says nervously.
"Lance here. Hey… How'd you bring my keyboard here?" He asks.
"….. Well, I snuck into your studio, went PAST the OC's, and then snatched it off your desk!" Forbidden says.
"… You can't think of weapons, huh?" All the interns asks.
"Shuddap. I can't think of anything!"
"Ahem! Today, Katy and a few others will be doing their pranks! Be glad, cause I can freakin' make it rain anvils, they let me do what I want." Forbidden grins.
"Nice." They all flash her thumbs up. Katy starts twiddling with her skateboard, yawning.
"Those hurt like motherfuckers…." Axel says, giving Xion some munny.
"Our first prank is something Katy and I came up with during our random Private Messaging. If you've NEVER seen a show called "Captain N- The Game Master!", you won't get it. YES I AM BASHING IT!" Forbidden vanishes, along with Katy.
"Let's watch folks." Axel says, turning on the TV.
Twilight Town
Warning: If you like Seifer, the moogle pom pom moron that he is, turn around now!
"Ready?" Katy asks, playing with the whip.
"Uh huh. GET THE BEANIE!" Katy grins, and then flicks the whip, wrapping it around..
"HEY!" Seifer protests as the trademark beanie he wears in Kingdom Hearts II flies to Forbidden. She puts it on.
"AHEM!" She strikes an exaggerated hip pose.
"What the fuck?" Seifer says, shocked.
"Look at me! I'm Seifer! I'm gonna OWN you lamers!" Forbidden rasps out in a deep voice, strutting around like a moron as Katy hides in the shadows.
"…. GIVE ME MY FUCKIN' HAT!" Seifer demands, his face turning red from anger.
"This is funny, ya know!" Rai laughs.
"Totally classic." Ruu comments.
"Hahaha, she's doing a good job!" Vivi says, cracking up.
"I'm gonna totally OWN you lamers! Despite the fact that I can't even beat VIVI at Struggle!" Forbidden continues. She picks up a Struggle bat.
"WATCH MY SQUIGGLES!!" Forbidden spins the bat crazily, in an impersonation of Seifer in the fight against Roxas.
"THAT IS FUCKIN' IT!" Seifer rushes up toward her.
"NOW KATY NOW!!" Forbidden dodges and Seifer vanishes into a portal.
Unknown Location
"What?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Seifer yells. Katy and Forbidden appear.
"Man, look! We're badly animated!" Katy complains, rubbing her hands rapidly. They really were, looking like a child's drawing.
"Geez…. At least there's backgrou- Fuck." Forbidden says as the scenery vanishes into a creamy white color.
"What's going on?!" Seifer asks.
"You know where you are?" Katy asks, grinning evilly. Seifer looks around.
"Isn't this-?!"
"May-be. You know WHY you're here?" Katy asks, her whip flashing in cartoonish sparks.
"You just really suck." Forbidden chimes in.
"This is Captain N right? You're not gonna leave me here, right?!" Seifer begs, starting to cry. The two girls look at each other.
"Well… This is kinda cruel…" Forbidden starts to say.
"Yup." Katy grabs her and they vanish.
"NOOO!!! COME BACK! IF YOU HAVE A DECENT BONE IN YOUR BODIES, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!" Seifer screams, sobbing. Forbidden comes back.
"Oh no buddy, I'm not here for YOU. I'm saving Link!" She runs past him.
Studio
"Well, that rocked! Bout time that pretty boy jackass got what he deserved." Katy comments, sipping a soda.
"If you have NO idea what just happened….. Remove the spaces, and watch this video. You'll understand." Xion snaps her fingers and the URL appears on the screen.
http: //www. youtube. com/ watch? v=emJhT4ipRNU
"You'll laugh." Xion says as a portal opens up.
"This way, your Majesty!" Forbidden says, leading a woman in a long pink, familiar, looking dress.
"… Holy shit, that's Zelda!" Roxas says, shocked.
"… From the game?!" Axel says.
"This way, Link! … Watch Epona!" A young man with a horse trotting behind him walks in, Forbidden was on the horse.
"I SAVED THEM FROM VIDEO LAND!" Forbidden says proudly.
"Uhh…… What if the horse shits?" Lance asks.
"I'll fuckin' kill it." Axel snaps.
"…. Shh, Epona, he doesn't mean it." Forbidden says.
"… That's LINK! FROM LEGEND OF ZELDA!!" Roxas says excitedly.
"Yes! And this is his trusty steed!" Forbidden points to the horse.
"What happened to us?" Princess Zelda asks.
"You got trapped in a horribly animated television show made during the 1980's." Katy says.
"…. WE'RE FREE! FREEEE!!!" Link howls, really happy.
"… I thought he didn't talk!" Axel says to Roxas.
"Link is just that bad ass!" Roxas snaps, pulling out a notebook.
"Excuse me, Mister Link? Can I have your autograph?" Roxas asks. Link signs and then Roxas gets Zelda's.
"We have to go back to Hyrule now." Link says.
"Sure. Lemme…" Forbidden types something into a keyboard and the two (plus Epona) vanish.
"Hey… Link left a present…" Axel picks up a small round object.
"HIT THE DECK!" Everyone dives behind furniture as the bomb in Axel's hands explodes.
"……" They all peek.
"…. MOTHERFUCKER!! I'M GONNA KILL THAT -" Axel screams, his face blackened with soot.
"… YOU KILL LINK, I'LL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE PUPPY." Roxas snarls.
"… Okay, he's cool." Axel mutters darkly to himself, and keep quiet.
"Here's one we filmed earlier in the day." Forbidden winces.
Somewhere in the Castlevania games
"I'm bored…" Forbidden's voice says from behind the shaky camera movements.
"Shut up!" Katy snaps.
"You SURE there's no-""THERE IS NO VILLAGE!"
"… Dammit!"
"SHH! HERE HE COMES!" Katy sneaks into the Castle, followed by Forbidden and her crappy camera work. They come across a man standing in the middle of a room.
" What...?!" the man says as the building starts to collapse.
"'Scuze me. Mr. Trevor Belmont?" Katy asks, and tugs on his shirt sleeve.
" Yes?" The man responds.
"Hi. You need to get out of here. You're in danger." Katy says.
"Ignore me, I'm looking for the food." Forbidden pipes in, holding the camera at Trevor's face.
"Danger?" Trevor Belmont asks, backing away from Forbidden's camera.
"FORBIDDEN!"
"WHAT?! Fine.. I'll film the hole." Forbidden backs off.
"Well, yeah. This place is about to cave and collapse on our heads. Now, come on." Katy tugs at his sleeve again.
"Well...okay. You don't seem like one who could serve under Dracula." Trevor says, deciding to trust them.
" 'Course not! I wouldn't hurt a fly! Let's get outta here." Katy says smiling.
"Do we got the same Katy?" Forbidden asks herself. A fly buzzes around her, and Katy slams it to the floor with her skateboard.
"Motherf***king fly." Katy snaps.
"…. Wouldn't hurt a fly…" Forbidden mutters. She vanishes.
Radiant Gardens
"…." Leon was relaxing, listening to some Matchbox 20.
"HI LEON!" Forbidden suddenly says. He jerks out of his seat as he tumbles out of it.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" He demands, reaching for his Gunblade.
"… I need your help!" Forbidden snaps her fingers.
Back To Castlevania
" What the hell? Where-" Leon is cut off as a redheaded man drives a dagger in his back, all the way through to his chest. Leon screams in agony.
"Hello, Trevor. I'm afraid I can't have you interfering beyond this point." Issac says, AKA the villain from the Castlevania games.
" Trevor? I'm not 'Trevor'…" Leon growls, still in agony.
" Wait...what! Where is he?! Where is the real Trevor Belmont?!" Issac demands angrily.
" I have no who you're talking about!" Leon whimpers, as Issac twists the knife in his back. Isaac growls.
"Liar!" He drives his blade in deeper, resulting in another shout of pain from Leon.
"Tell me where he's hiding!" He demands.
"I don't know! I've never met any 'Trevor Belmont'!" Leon yells.
"..Hmph. Very well then. I cannot waste anymore time on someone as pathetic as you. I'll just leave you here to die." Issac grins evilly.
"SAY WHAT?!" Leon yells.
" Goodbye." Issac rips the blade out of Leon's chest, allowing him to crumple to the ground with a near-fatal chest wound as he walks away, giving his trademark psychotic laugh.
-Meanwhile, a few miles away in the countryside-
" Alright, Trevor. You should probably head home now." Katy says.
"What? But Hector-" Trevor protests.
"Hector's a big boy. He can take care of himself. Just leave Isaac to him while you head home and relax." Katy suggests.
" Very well. You are right. Hector is capable of handling himself well. I will go." Trevor turns to leave.
" Uh, before you do...could I have your autograph?" Katy holds out a notebook. Trevor signs and leaves.
Studio
"And that's how it happened." Katy says.
"Again, Katy loves Castlevania and she may infect me with it. Hence the Castlevania prank." Forbidden says.
"And Leon looks like Trevor. Damn Square Enix.." Katy mutters.
"He does. I looked." Forbidden says.
"You two… are sick in the head." Axel says.
"RIGHT THEN! TO THE REVIEWS! Lance?" Lance hands her an envelope.
"Not your slave you know." Lance comments.
"Of course not. I'm your boss." Forbidden says, smiling.
"Can I switch with someone?!"
"Nope." Dance of Flames says, sitting near Axel.
"Nope!" Natasha says as she helps Namine organize the pranks.
"OOH! THIS ONE! THIS ONE!!" Forbidden waves it around.
Benjad11
I like where this is going!! You've done some pretty funny stuff here already
So, how about for pranks, you...
1. Paint Roxas' keyblades pink.
2. Turn Saix into Saix Puppy for the rest of the chapter.
3. Axel and Reno wrestling Match!
4. Darth Vader vs Xemnas in a duel.
5. Cut Zexion's hair.
6. Blow up Vexen's lab and blame it on Marluxia.
7. Read Zexion's dairy to the world.
8. Steal Xigbar's guns and eyepatch.
9. Larxene sings Dominican.
10. Replace everyone's hair-gel with glue.
It's all I can think of. But cookies for everyone!! Keep up the good work!
"… who gets to do it?" Wiseman asks.
"You… Roxas…. Axel and KeybladeNinja7." Forbidden decides.
"Cool." They all say in unison, eager to get on with the prank.
"… Hey Roxy!" Lance throws him two pink Keyblades. He had painted them while everyone was watching the clip.
"… MOTHERFUCKER!" Roxas tries to tackle him, but Axel holds him back.
"Shh, we'll get him LATER." Axel says.
"Let ME handle Saix." KeybladeNinja7 says, smirking evilly. He vanishes.
"..Dude, I like that guy!" Xion says, excited for some chaos.
Saix's Room
"….." Saix was STILL hiding from Mr. Cuddles.
"Hello Saix. We meet again." A dark voice says .
"What?! NO!" A flash of light and then Saix begins to whimper.
Studio
"AAAAWWWWW!!" Namine and Xion squeal as KeybladeNinja7 brings back the little puppy.
"SO. Damn. Cute." Forbidden says, huggling the puppy.
"I lose all respect for you." Katy laughs.
"SHUT UP!" Forbidden says, cuddling the puppy. It tries to bite her, but she rapidly ties it to Roxas.
"YIPE!!" The Saix puppy chases Roxas, snapping at his heels.
"Without further a-dudes, next bit." Reno appears.
"Hey Lil Bro! Mom wants to know if you're coming for dinner!" Reno says, grinning.
"NO!" Axel snaps.
"Wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhy?!" Reno says, grabbing his brother by the hair.
"OW!"
"You gotta! Or Lexia's gonna kick your fuckin' ass to next week, lil bro!" Reno says, twisting Axel's long firey locks into a huge knot.
"OOOOOOOW!! I'LL GO! I'LL GO!!" Axel yelps.
"And that's why Axey can't fight me." Reno says to the filming Roxas, and he vanishes.
"… dude, not exactly a wrestling match, but it'll have to do." Forbidden says.
"Almost forgot! BODY SLAM!!" Reno rushes at Axel, scoops him up, and flings him to the ground, before slamming him against the wall.
"Kay, laters Biddy!" He walks away, whistling the Final Fantasy Victory theme song.
"…. I love that guy! Let's invite him for dinner!" Xion says.
"N-No…. Never…" Axel says, twitching.
"Didn't you guys ALREADY do a Xemnas/Darth Vader fight?" Lance points out.
"Yup…." Forbidden says.
"Copy and paste?" Dance of Flames asks.
"… Maybe a little."
Death Star
"We meet again, Lord Vader." Xemnas says.
"Indeed, Lord Xemnas. Are you ready to die?" Darth Vader asks.
"….. DIE YOU STAR WARS FREAK!!" Xemnas drops his Interdiction and tackles Vader.
"What the fuck?" Lance says, wide eyed.
"FIRAGA, BITCH!" Xemnas slams a fireball into Vader's armor and then chucks Darth Vader from a conveniently tall stairwell.
"… IT'S XEMNAS FOR THE WIN!!!" Forbidden says, shocked.
Studio
"… No." Zexion snarls.
"YES." Dance of Flames says. She's holding up a pair of scissors.
"NO." Zexion says again, hiding his hair under his hood.
".. this ain't working." Katy comments.
"No duh." Natasha says.
"NO NO NO NO NO!!!" Zexion screams.
"… Sxuse me." KeybladeNinja grabs the hood, and peels it back.
"NOW!" They all grab scissors and chop off Zexion's hair.
"Huh. He don't look half bad." Lance comments.
"Heh, he looks funny." Piklink laughs.
"………… I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!!" Zexion tackles KeybladeNinja, and starts strangling him.
"… Zexy! NO!" Xion yanks him off of them, and then gives him a potion that makes his hair grow back.
"….. I love you Xion…" Zexion sobs.
"….." Roxas glares at him, and summons the pink Oblivion.
Vexen's Lab
"….." Natasha looks around. She drops a small package into a giant cauldron and tosses a few bags of flower petals around it.
"HIT THE DECK!" She screams, and vanishes.
"What the?!"
BOOOOOM!!!!!
"….. What….. The…." Vexen collapses.
Studio
"Nice Natasha!" Forbidden high fives her, and Natasha sits down.
" I think I'll go lie down for a bit… I think Vexen saw me." She lies down, watching anime with some of the other interns.
"Ahem! Dear Diary, I really have no idea why Xigbar gave me this journal, especially since it says 'Dear Diary' at the beginning of each page. Is he a moron?" Axel reads from Zexion's Lexicon. Zexion had been tied up and duct taped to the wall.
"Lucky bastard… I wanna be duct taped...." Forbidden comments, eyeing the wall.
"I really wonder why Larxene picks on me, maybe she just has PMS. She really is a bitch, most of the time. Roxas and Axel set something on fire again today. I'm just glad I put up that spell on the library so those two can't come in. However, Xion is much nicer, and I wonder why she hangs out with those two maniacs."
"Aww… Thanks Zexy!" Xion says.
"…. I went to the instrument shop to see if my bass was fixed… not yet, but I better be careful to hide it from Demyx. He'll want me to join his band, along with Axel and Roxas who apparently can play guitar. Roxas I figured, but Axel was a shock. Xion can play three different instruments, bass guitar, electric guitar and flute. I suspect that last one was Xemnas's fault. He keep trying to make her into a more "girly" child. I'd really hate to tell him that even Xion is more manlier than him. I feel sorry for him. … The hemorrhoids and everything." Axel cracks up.
"SUPERIOR'S GOT WHAT?!" Everyone starts laughing.
"OH MY GAWD!!!" Forbidden falls out of her chair, holding her sides with laughter.
"….." Zexion begins chuckle under the duct tape.
Xigbar's Room
".. Zzzz…. Zzzzzzz… Zzzzzz." Xigbar was taking a nap.
"… Shh." Katy whips Xigbar's Sharpshooters into her hand and vanishes.
"… shit." Lance sneaks up to the sleeping nut case and yanks the eye patch off. He stares in horror at what was under it, and gags.
"That is NASTY!" Lance runs for it, turning green.
Studio
"….." Everyone glares at Forbidden.
"… What?" Roxas points to his hair.
"You. Ass." He snarls.
"Hey, what do you think Demyx's been doing this whole time?!" forbidden snaps.
"…..I'm baack! I got ALL the gel!" Demyx says, appearing with a small tube of super glue. Axel and Roxas glare at him.
"… Hahaha… Hi Roxy! Hi Axey! … RUN RUN RUN AWAY!!" Demyx runs for it.
"NOT SO FAST!!" The duo chases after him.
"Well, we're done for this chapter! Excuse the crummyness, but I just typed it up in like an hour." Forbidden says.
"STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME! WE'LL BE BARBIE-FYING LARXENE'S ROOM!" Axel snarls, as he chases Demyx.
"HEY!" Wiseman yell and he starts to chase Axel.
"Crap, a chase scene!" All the interns shrug and chase after them.
"……. Stay tuned! Till next time, this has been Axel's Pranks and Prejudice!" Forbidden says, trying to be professional.
"And remember: If you're not laughing, you apparently haven't been paying attention to the show." Xion points out.
"… So original." Namine laughs.
"SEE YA NEXT CHAPTER!" Axel yells, and tackles Demyx.
"HEEEELPPPP!!!!"