"It's the Totally Tidy Show with Mr. Drippy! With special guests Simon Belmont! Ico! And Shulk! And now...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSSSSSSSSSSS Drippy!"

Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four played Mr. Drippy's theme song as Drippy hopped up to his chair.
"Boy we're gonna have a flippin' tidy show, ent it!" Drippy said. "Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles will be here with us tonight." The audience clapped and cheered.
"Ico will also be here! Oh and the legendary Simon Belmont will be here with us tonight too!" Mr. Drippy said. "Let's get our first out here. Please help me welcome the legendary Playstation 2 icon Ico. Oh, Ico!" Mr. Drippy greeted.
Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four played an instrumental cover of 'You Were There' as Ico appeared on stage. The audience clapped and cheered as Ico shook hands with Mr. Drippy and then sat down in the guest's chair.
"Hey, there, Ico!" Drippy said.
"Hi there, Mr. Drippy." Ico said.
"How are ye, tonight?" Drippy asked.
"Good. And you?" Ico asked
"Just fine, thank you!" Drippy replied.
"Now then. How long has it been since you escaped the castle with that Yorda dab?" Drippy asked.
"13 years ago. Can you believe it? Because I barely can." Ico said.
The audience clapped in agreement.
"So then...What was it like to remake the game in HD?" Drippy asked.
"I was so excited to star in the game a second time, but I thought it wasn't fair to people who never played the original to add extra challenges." Ico answered honestly.
"The Playstation 2 version of Ico is one of the rarest games ever." Drippy chimed in.
"That is correct, sadly." Ico said with a heavy sigh.
"Say, is it even possible to complete Ico HD in under 2 flippin' hours?" Drippy asked.
"It is...But it's soooo difficult I don't even think it's worth the trouble. Playing Co-Op mode with a friend who knows their way around will make things so much easier for you, though. Personally, I don't think that makes it easy enough to make it worth it." Ico answered.

"One last question. Do you feel like playing a game of Ring Toss later?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"Sure!" Ico said.
"Stay Tuned everybody! When we come back, Ico and I are gonna putz around ent it!" Mr. Drippy declared.

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When the commercial break ended, Mr. Drippy and Ico stood facing each other a foot or so apart. Mr. Drippy had a Viking Helmet with horns on. Both Ico and Mr. Drippy held dozens of bold, brightly colored little hoops in their hands.
"Welcome back, everybody! Ico and I are gonna play a little game of Ring Toss. Whoever can get the most hoops on the other lad's horns wins. I just need a little beat to motivate me!" Mr. Drippy said, gesturing towards Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four.
Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four performed an upbeat tune as Mr. Drippy threw the first hoop and missed.
Ico threw his hoop and missed.
Mr. Drippy threw again, and successfully hit the target.
Ico threw another hoop, and landed a hoop on Drippy's Viking helmet.
Mr. Drippy threw and got another on Ico's horn.
Ico threw again but missed.
Mr. Drippy threw again but missed.
Some time later, Mr. Drippy threw his last hoop, and it landed on Ico's horn.
Ico then threw his last hoop, and it landed on the horn on Drippy's Viking helmet. Mr. Drippy and Ico counted their tallies. Ico managed to throw 7 hoops on Drippy's helmet, while Drippy threw 9 hoops onto Ico's horns.
"Well, it looks like I win. Thank you for playing and being such a tidy sport!" Mr. Drippy said, shaking the boy's hand.
"Thank you for having me, Mr. Drippy! That was more fun than I thought it would be." Ico said, shaking back.

"That's Ico, everybody! When we come back, Shulk will be with us! Don't touch that dial. What's a dial?" Mr. Drippy yelled.

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"Welcome back, everybody! My next guest is the star of the highly acclaimed RPG Xenoblade Chronicles and he's here to talk to us about Super Smash Brothers 4. Please give a flippin' warm welcome to none other than...SHULK!" Drippy declared.

Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four played a cover of 'You Will Know Our Names'. As Shulk walked on stage the audience and clapped and cheered excitedly. Shulk smiled and waved at the crowd. Mr. Drippy excitedly shook hands with Shulk before Shulk reclined in the guest seat.

"Hello, Shulk! And let me just say: Congratulations on youer new big gig!" Mr. Drippy praised.
"Why, thank you, Mr. Drippy! I'm honored!" Shulk replied timidly.
"So, what was the whole experience with Xenoblade Chronicles like?" Drippy asked.
"Oh, it was wonderful! I loved the environments and areas I got the privilege to explore. The music is phenomenal, and probably the best music I've heard for a video game since...well...ever! The graphics are of inferior quality, but that makes it reminiscent of the Playstation 2 era." Shulk said with a happy sigh.
"What was youer favorite environment to explore?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"Oh, that's a tough one...But I'm gonna have to go with Eryth Sea." Shulk answered.
"And youer favorite song?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"That would probably be Mechanical Rythym." Shulk said.
"Well, that was predictable!" Jazzy taunted.
"Shut up, Jazzy! I'm the flippin' host here! Shulk, I'm sorry about that. I really am." Mr. Drippy said.
"It's alright. I understand. I'm no crybaby!" Shulk said in a dignified manner.
"Now, then. Tell me about Super Smash Brothers 4." Mr. Drippy said.
"Oh, um, let's see. I was eating a delicious lunch that Fiora made for me when a Nintendo agent approached me and said that I was hand-picked for a role in the next Super Smash Brothers game! I was thrilled, and Reyn and Fiora were trilled for me. I got to meet Mario. I shook his hand and talked to him. I got to meet Link, Donkey Kong, Megaman, and Samus. Donkey Kong is very down-to-earth for a gorilla, and Samus is surprisingly friendly off-camera for a bounty hunter. I don't know what to say about Kirby or Pikachu because I couldn't understand either of them." Shulk answered.
"Now then, how have things been going with that Fiora lately?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"Things couldn't be going better. I think ever since she got her original body back, her cooking has actually gotten better. In fact, she's in the process of opening up her own restaurant!" Shulk said.
The audience clapped.
"Good for her! And...uhhhh...and...what about Melia?" Mr. Drippy said awkwardly.
"Melia was in a rough spot a while back, but she's come to terms and gotten better. In fact, just a week or so ago, I saw her with Dunban!" Shulk answered.
"What was THAT!?" A voice called from backstage.
The audience cheered as Dunban walked on stage.
"You were saying?" Dunban said.
"N-Nothing Dunban! What are you doing here, anyway?" Shulk stammered.
"I came with Riki." Dunban answered.
On cue, Riki the Heropon bounced onto the stage.
"Thank you for invite, fairy! Heropon sooooooooooooo happy to be here!" Riki declared.
"Oh, Shulk. I just wanted you to know Fiora just called. She found out the reason why she's been throwing up in the morning. Congratulations!" Drippy declared.

Shulk was still and quiet for a few minutes. Dunban and Riki gasped as Shulk fainted on stage.
"Shulk!" Dunban shouted.
"Speak to me! Speak to Heropon!" Riki begged.
"Hey Shulk, I was only kidding!" Drippy said.
"WHAT!?" Dunban and Riki yelled at the same time, staring burning daggers into the tiny Fairy.
"Quick! Cut away! This could get ugly!" Drippy warned.

The show cut away due to "Technical Difficulties". The 'Please Stand By' screen depicted a meteor about to crash into the TV studio. Some time later, an unconscious Shulk was being carried off stage on a stretcher by paramedics and Drippy was covered in bumps and bruises.
"I'm sorry, lads. I just thought messin' with Shulk would be funny. You didn't have to lose it on me, though." Drippy apologized.
"You got off easy. Just be glad Fiora isn't here." Dunban spat.

"Dundun right! Dundun right! Shulk's really hurt!" Riki chimed in.

"Anyway, thanks for comin' on the show." Mr. Drippy said.
"CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!" Could be heard in the background, along with a loud "BZZZZTTTTTT!" from a Defibrillator.
"Let's go. We better check on Shulk." Dunban said.
Dunban indignantly stomped off the stage. Riki followed suit with a "Humph!".

"Right...When we come back, Simon Belmont will be with us!" Mr. Drippy said.

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"Welcome back to the show everybody! My last guest for the night is the original hero of the legendary Castlevania series. Please help me welcome Simon Belmont! Oh, Simon!" Mr. Drippy greeted.
Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four performed "Vampire Killer" as Simon Belmont walked on stage. Simon shook hands with Mr. Drippy before settling in the guest chair.
"Good evening, Mr. Belmont!" Mr. Drippy greeted.
"Hello, Mr. Drippy." Simon Greeted.
"How are you?" Drippy asked.
"I am good." Simon answered.
"So, when did the Castlevania series get it's start?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"In 1986." Answered Simon.
"Wow, so the Belmont family has been in business a long time!" Mr. Drippy said.
"Yes it has. So long as Evil lurks, the Belmont clan's work is never done!" Simon said proudly.
"I see. So what is youer favorite weapon?" Drippy asked.
"The boomerang, hands down!" Simon declared.
"Show us a few of youer subweapons in action, why don't ye?" Mr. Drippy asked.
A stagehand then placed a training dummy on the stage. Simon stood up and got his whip ready.
"Prepare to be blown away, everybody!" Simon bragged.
Simon started out with a bottle of holy water, then used a Boomerang, then jumped backwards and threw a knife at the dummy like a dart, then threw an axe which landed on the dummy's head. Finally, with several elegant, well placed strikes of his whip, Simon Belmont literally ripped the Training Dummy apart. The audience roared in delight.

"Wow. That was flippin' amazing! Thanks for coming on the show!" Mr. Drippy said.
"Thank you for having me, Mr. Drippy." Simon said.

"That's it for tonight, everybody! Come back tomorrow!" Drippy said.

End of Episode.