10…I Fight All of the Avengers Part 1

Now I knew….I must fight all teh avengers! (Not really all the avengers tho cause Hulk wasnt there cause he left)

"Ok avengers heres our plan, we will attack them one at a time" Said Captian America "Hakeye you can go first."

Hakeye took his bow an arrow an pointed it at me but I moved too quickly, I slid towerds him on a path of ice an kicked his legs an he fell over an I froze him with ice an the arrow missed me an shot teh gun out from Black Widows hands an she was de armed an couldnt fight me cause no wepon.

"Use your trainin!" Yelled Nick Furry but futely, Tony Stark turned into Iron man an said "Now its my turn"

"Yes its ur turn…..to loose!" I said cleverly an I shot ice at him.

Tony Stark sneered trollfully "Your not a ice person (geddit like "nice" exept "ice" cause, ice giant)

"U HAVE NO CHOSE" I yelled an I made a fist of ice an punched a big hole in teh roof, we jumped on the roof to fight on top of the hellcarier.

"We always have a choise" Said a voice, it was…..Captian America!

"Yes so I chose: to kick thou over priced ass!" Said Loki, they started fightin each other.

Captian America tried to punch Loki "But…..you will never take our demacrasy"

"I DONT WANT THOU DEMACRASY, I WANT THOU PLANT" Yelled Loki.

"You will never have this planet as long as there is 1 republick" Said Captian America, he pulled out a glowin white sword!

"Where did thou get that" Loki gasped.

"Its from Sheilds most secretive vault, forged 1000 ians ago on teh darkest planet from the bone of the worlds first presadent" Explaned Captian America "Its teh only wepon that can kill a god" An then, he cut off Lokis head!

"NO" I yelled, this couldnt be true! Sharp pieces of ice apparated all aorund me an knocked out Captian America until he was inconsous.

Exept, Loki was usin his delusion powers to make it look like his head got cut off (like in Thor 2 teh Dark World, warnin: spoilers) Quickly, he telaporteled next to me "Evva why did thou say no when thou thought my head got cut off?"

"Its cause shes ur girlfrend" Mocked Toy Stark, I loked on him with disgust an knew….the power of love was lost to him cause he was too shallow to know its worthfulness, so he flamed everyhtin instead.

"Perpare…..to be, avenged" I said, an I kicked him in teh face (cause he took off the face part of his helmit so he could talk to me) an he got knocked out so this was 2 down.

Rite then, Thor came! Instantly I shapeshifted to look exactly like Loki so Thor was all confused "Loki thou are delusion me" Thor yelled.

"But thou cant kill us cause Nick Furry said not to kill Evva an thou dont know which one is Evva" Loki smiled with a smile of a winner.

Thor was sad "But I dont acutely want to kill thou I just want thou to go home"

"Yeah rite so Odin can be all abusave an stuff to me an favorite thou" Yelled Loki.

"Then, this is a fight cause I must fight thou!" Yelled Thor. An then…..he threw his hammer rite at us!