Diary, Diary, Diary!

Mommy is going to murder some little children who decided it would be fun to make fun of his little girl because her mama is a…man. D: They die tonight.

Berwald says it isn't ethical to murder children, so I've decided against it. I value my husband's opinion. However, they'll sure as hell get a stern talking to on Monday.

This afternoon, she told me that there were kids making fun of her and Feil, she said so rather unenthusiastically, but she isn't a very enthusiastic child to begin with. It was also a little weird that Feil hadn't thrown a hissy fit about being made fun of...he usually would have thrown a large tantrum because of this. It's how he "expresses himself" is how Berwald puts it. Aunty Tino says it's because he's sensitive, girls like that. He'll get all the ladies with his sensitive side :P

ANYWAY! Tonight, I'm giving those stern talking to those kids, because Berwald says it's okei to do that. Maybe I'll get Matthias to help me, he can intimidate them with his battle axe :D

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Change of plans, Berwald found my journal and won't let me leave at night to murder the kids. You know, I don't even know the names of those little butts who made fun of my precious little Scandinavians. I guess we'll just have to strengthen Omi's psyche, there's no saving Feil's. Lukas already killed his psyche…the rejection really got to the kid. I should go comfort him, he cries a lot because of Lukas…Omi called her Uncle Lukas a soul eater the other day. It was awful. Why would she do that?! He's not a soul eater; he's just a little…cold. Him and Emil are both a little distant. Omi's not really used to that, so I guess I can tell why she doesn't necessarily like his cold nature.

Okei, someone's crying on the sofa so Mama needs to comfort him or her. I'll find time to write more in my journal later, maybe. I hope. (:

Kisses~

Tino *-*


Hi. It's Super Bowl Sunday. Commercials are glorious.

I'm sorry I haven't updated this story as much as I've wanted to. I've had the Group 4 Project, outlines for an essay test, reading and writing about Crime and Punishment, and a research paper that compares and contrasts Things Fall Apart and Siddhartha. I certainly had a lot of fun.

If you have any ideas for what Omi should write about next, feel free to tell me. You can just review or PM me. :D

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Kisses~

~Master Boss~

(I'm gonna go watch more commercials and eat food.)