"That is it!" Renji screamed slamming his drinks glass on the table, pointing at a very takin back looking Izuru. Hisagi watched carelessly thinking maybe a dinner meet up after a long day of annoying paperwork was a bad idea after all.

Renji continued his verbal assault "You hav' been actin' weird for nearly a freakin' week! What the flyin' fuck is wrong with you?" with that all said Renji sat back on his stool with an angry sigh. Only a second past were he didn't get a reply. His head snapped back up at the blonde "Well?"

"He does have a point Kira-Kun." Hisagi put forth his, albeit calmer, two cents "What is wrong with you?"

The blonde gulped openly. Maybe he should tell them. Maybe it wasn't as bad as he thought? "T-this stays between us alright?"

He got two nods before Renji took a gulp of his drink and Shuuhei took a large bite of his burger. Bad idea on their part.

The blonde in question squeezed his eyes shut and nearly all out screamed "I slept with Hinamori-Chan!"

Renji spat his drink out in surprise right into the face of a choking ninth fuku-taicho pounding his own fist on his chest trying to breathe. In surprise his food obviously went down the wrong way.

Renji recovered first "Ya did what now?"

"I know! I know! And I yelled at her! Swore at her even! It's horrible! I feel so bad! And now-"

"Alright! Alright! Shut up!" Renji screamed and for the second time in three minutes he collapsed back onto his stool running a hand through his red locks.

When Hisagi could actually breathe again he asked "When exactly did you two..?"

"S-she came to my apartment o-on Thursday night whe-What's so funny?" Izuru was cut off by Shuuhei's bark of laughter and his fist pounding on the table.

"Man! You must have really sucked!" Shuuhei said before laughing himself into hysterics.

"And how the hell would you know that? Hmm? "

He stopped mid-pound of the table and straightened up suddenly looking very nervous. 'Shit', he thought, 'said too much'. He scratched the back of his neck stalling.

"Again guys. Between us?"

Renji merely nodded not trusting himself to speak right now while Kira crossed his arms angrily over his chest and raised an eyebrow.

"She came to me on Friday night. After we got back from my birthday thing."

"She...she did..." Izuru deflated sitting back down on his stool. Hinamori did that? Really?

"Uhh guys?" Hisagi and Izuru looked at their red-headed friend.

Renji gulped. Time to come clean "I think something maybe somethin's wrong with her..."

"Ya think?" Was Izuru's snide reply

"I'm serious moron! Cause well..." He sighed. Damn his stupid conscience "She came to me as well..."

Silence. Uncomfortable, awkward, silence.

"Well...This is..."

"Strange? Awkward? Really fucked up? Yea. We gathered that"

"Maybe" Izuru started "She's been drugged or something? Cause when I tried to talk about it she acted like she didn't even know what I was talking about!"

The other two thought about his suggestion for a second.

"It...Would explain her strange behaviour recently" Renji put forward.

"I heard she insulted one of the twelfth's experiments the other day. Maybe they did something? They have a seriously messed up sense of humour"

"Did you hear about the trouble down in Rukongai district? The one she had to lead that team to handle a couple of weeks ago? Maybe something happened then?"

"Or maybe she's just gone completely sex crazed mental! Who knows?"

"You think we should tell Unohanna-Taicho?" Shuuhei asked

Renji sighed "And how exactly are we gonna explain that? 'Excuse me Taicho? Could run some tests on Hinamori-Kun because she's shagging every male in sight?' Yea. Cause that will go down brilliantly"

"But it's not like her at all!" Izuru nearly shouted "We have to at least run the thought past her."

They sighed in unison. They were probably in for the most awkward conversation of their lives with one of the most important medical shinigami of their time. Great. Just what they wanted to do every dinner-time...