Bar wars
Extra
This is when I talk about behind the making of Bar wars. A fan-fic with about 5 people that have read all of it. Yay. Well, it starts after the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: No.
(That means I don't own it)
"Ello Puke" I said"You fired Puke, didn't you?" Said Payer
Then Dark Skater said, "I thought you fired Duke?"
I said, "I don't remember, I know I did fire my chef, but I haven't got a new one"
"Your stories are stupid and random," Said a random disliker
All this time I was thinking that I didn't want to do this. Then I thought if I should do ones about the things after the movies. Then I was thinking of some hot chicks, but you don't need to know that. Just for you perverts.
"WHO ATE ALL THE DONUTS?!?!?!?!" I screamed at the bottom of my lungs. I don't talk the loud, so it might be your outside voice or something.
Then Harry said, "Accio Golden Egg"
Oops, just read a story from Stupid is as Lana Does. Is that meant to be taken from Stupid is as stupid does? Forest Gump is funny. Oops, I got off track. Lana, meet me in a dark alley for my money. Take a gun to get the money back if you feel like it.
Well, it turned out my new chef didn't make any donuts. But he made Danishes. So I ate some jelly cups. Yeah.
Then Panicking said, "Wanna go to Mars?"
"Yeah, I have a rocket, let's go!" exclaimed Ham.
Mmmmm… Ham. I like ham. And cheese. And bread. And toasters. And ham+ cheese+ bread+ toasters Toasted cheese and ham sandwiches!!! Comes straight from Super Happy Fun Time Land!
How much have I talked about the life of Bar wars members? Place your bets now!
If you said all that was related, you wrong-a. If you said I get sidetracked, you winner.
What was I talking about?
Well, I will let you on a secret for reading this much. There might be a fan-fic called Cords of the Things. I don't know yet though. Or Hairy Pothead. Or, or, or, or whateva you tell me to. I think of name, you say what parody about. Me improve grandma and spelling.
Hey, this is like my third page or something. Well, this was fun. What? It's not over?
Talk to Tobacca.
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Or…
Place your review now!
You can pick:
A: …
B: What was that?
C: WOW!!! THAT WAS BRILLIANT!!!
Or
D: I worked it out! You are a little 12-year-old kid with long (For a 12 year old) hair that does well with anything that doesn't involve much moving.
There it is. D, I just wrote anything Shifty eyes If you worked that out, you should know that I can trick people very easily. But most people think the opposite and then they know what I'm going to do. That's how I became so random.
Farewell. And Call me when you're sober. Scratch that last thought.