How To Live With The Sevilles
CHAPTER 8 – Matrix! More victims! Star Wars... Angry Birds! Left 4 Dead.
( Sorry for the long A/N again... )
Hello everybody! It's me, Ki! The first two days of my exams are over ( Tomorrow I'm having two English tests... piece of cake. ) and here I come with another chapter of 'How To Live With The Sevilles' , this time it's Chapter 8! I can't wait to write the Golden Rule No. 2, it's probably going to be the funniest chapter so far! As long as I don't mess things up... that's why I'm so eager to write! Oh right, I was going to tell you what it's going to be about.
Hint: What do parents hate to talk with their kids about?
I think I have a reason to celebrate! 30 reviews, 7 favorites, 6 follows, 450 visitors from over 20 countries and over 1,300 views! Amazing! Thank you everybody! If not for your positive feedback, I'd probably quit writing this. I'm glad it didn't happen. Thanks again everyone! Now, for the reviews... wow people, you are flooding me with your OC's! I just hope there won't be much more, because I will completely lose track of everything. No, that doesn't mean I won't accept any other OC. I will. However, it will sure become a little crowded...
- Alvinnascar5 - Tom Zened 'Racertom' and Nicole Madar, who are in bf/gf relationship. I don't think I've needed the info that they we're still virgins... I'm not planning any M stuff here! ( Unless, a lot of people will want to. Let me just warn you however, I'm not good at writing lemons, just saying... )
- EmilyAnaya19 – Thanks. Your OC must be a little tweaked to fit into the story. You should also tell me her look and age so I know what can she can and can't do. I don't think I might fall for Corey, but Lucas on the other hand... He is the one who uses katana, so I think these lessons might get them close together... Let's just hope his mysterious girlfriend won't get too mad... ( Of course she WILL... ) I will end up in a much more worse situation, as you will see soon ;)
- Alvinatty4ever - Wow. Thanks for those encouraging words. Well, we are like a huge family here, aren't we? Family members care ( or at least should... ) about themselves. I'm glad you decided to not do it.
You two won't mind if I will post your OC's personalities and looks on my profile, so I won't forget them? Of course, I will mention they are your OC.
I think I've got an good idea for how everyone will meet Tom and Nicole. Corey will have to wait a little bit. ( Until Emily will fill in the missing information. )
I just noticed something. I'm a HUGE hypocrite, lol! I didn't even say how Ki, Lucas and The Lovecasts look! I will fix it as soon as possible. I will post it on my profile when I'm done. You'll have to wait till then. I'm already working on them though.
Oh, I forgot. I have made a Twitter account yesterday but I'm still setting it up ( You know, I want it to look good and stuff... ) I would make a facebook account too but it doesn't let me for some reason. ( I guess I will have to get YET ANOTHER E-mail. Whatever... )
If you want to visit, the link is going to appear on my profile in a few days.
I think I need to mention that RULE No. 156 has slight M content ( Drinking alcohol and 'suggestive' themes... don't say I didn't warn you. )
RULE No. 141 – If Alvin is watching a NASCAR race alone in his room, do not disturb him. I repeat, DO NOT disturb him. He will get very angry... and violent.
Ki: Brittany, don't go in there!
Brittany: But we are going on a date in FIVE minutes!
Lucas: Believe me, when he is watching NASCAR he gets violent.
Brittany: He won't hit his girlfriend. * she enters the room *
Alvin: Britt, go away! I'm watching this race!
Brittany: We are going on a date now!
Alvin: You have to wait. There are only 3 laps left!
Brittany: We are going NOW!
Alvin: No! * 10 minutes later *
Ki: You owe me 5$.
Lucas: FINE!
Ki: I told you he'll hit her.
Simon: You won the bet with him?
Ki: Yup.
Toby: Rule breaker!
Dave: Alvin, no more watching NASCAR for a month!
Alvin: Why Dave...
RULE No. 142 – Don't laugh but Toby has an ALTAR with Julie's photos everywhere.
Toby: * blushes * That's not true!
Dave: I saw it when I was inside his room 3 weeks ago.
Brittany: That's so cute...
Ki: Luckily I didn't mention that those photos have stains...
Brittany: Stains?
Toby: * turns red * What are you implying!?
Ki: Do I have to say it out loud?
Alvin: Hey, what are those stains? I'm curious!
Lucas: You will find out when you are older...
Alvin: What do you mean?!
RULE No. 143 – Matrix is kinda banned.
Alvin: I'll be Neo!
Ki: No! I'll be Neo!
Lucas: You won't because I'll be Neo!
Dave: Deal with it. I'll be a perfect Neo!
Toby: You think so old man? I'm the chosen one Neo! * The five of them begin fighting *
Brittany: Seriously, what the munk is wrong with them today?
Simon: This might be my fault. I was testing out my new invention.
Jeanette: At least it works.
Simon: Not the way I intended... * The only ones left standing are Lucas and Ki *
Ki: You will lose again.
Lucas: I've been training ever since I've been beaten by you. I won't lose now! * he does a downward slash with his katana but Ki catches it with his right paw *
Ki: You forgot something. I've been training too! Now, time for a new move I invented! * he puts his left paw slightly behind and after a short while it begins glowing *
Lucas: WHAT!?
Everyone: 0-0 ?!
Ki: Now face my wrath! * a large wave of energy erupts from his paw and hits Lucas straight in the face *
Lucas: Kkkk... Argh... Ki... * faints *
Brittany: You could've kill him!
Ki: I could. But I didn't.
Alvin: Why you don't want to teach me?!
Ki: I don't need a psycho chipmunk running wild around!
RULE No. 144 - LUC, I'M YOUR FATHER.
Theodore: The power to fight the lord of siths you have not.
Lucas: ...
Ki: * enters the room dresses like Darth Vader *
Lucas: Sup Vad?
Ki: Luc, I'm your father!
Lucas: * faints *
Brittany: What the hell is going on here? Star Wars?!
Ki: How's the impression?
Eleanor: Terrible. Why Theo speaks like Yoda?
Theodore: Master Yoda I am.
Eleanor: Stop it Theo...
Theodore: Okay. I was getting tired of that myself...
RULE No. 145 - Angry Bird- errr... Chipmunks on the loose!
Dave: Hello kid- * Alvin flies right past him * What is going on here?!
Lucas: WEEEEEEE! * Flies right in front of Dave *
Ki: AAAAAMMMMAAAAZIIIIIIIINGGGGGG! * Follows Lucas *
Dave: What is going on Sim- * he too follows them *
Toby: Simon built a slingshot replica from Angry Birds...
Dave: * The chipettes join the boys * Wait, where are they landing?
Toby: I have no idea...
Ki: * from outside * That swimming pool is great!
Toby&Dave: SWIMMING POOL!? WE HAVE A SWIMMING POOL?!
RULE No. 146 - Do NOT go with Alvin to a NASCAR race...
Ki: Why did I came here?
Alvin: Because you had to.
Dave: Here are our seats.
Lucas: I hate NASCAR...
Alvin: GO DALE!
Ki: Dave, why did you even agree?
Dave: Alvin said he will help me with Claire...
Ki: Dave, give up on her already!
Dave: You know I can't...
Everybody: ...
Stranger Chipmunk: Hello.
Stranger Chipette: Are those seats taken?
Alvin: No!
Stranger Chipmunk: Okay, thanks. I'm Tom and this is my girlfriend Nicole.
Nicole:: Hi!
Everybody: Nice to meet you!
Alvin: I'm Alvin, that's my younger brother Simon and my baby brother Theodore.
Simon&Theodore: Hi!
Tom&Nicole: YOU'RE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS? SO, YOU MUST BE...
Brittany: The Chipettes!
Tom&Nicole: Wow!
Ki: Here we go again...
Tom: Umm, who are you?
Ki: I'm Ki.
Lucas: And I'm Lucas.
Nicole: You two are related to them?
Ki: Not really. I'm a human...
Tom&Nicole: WHAT?!
Ki: It's a long story...
RULE No. 147 - Left 4 Laugher... no comment.
Alvin (Bill): HUNTER!
Lucas (Francis): I hate Hunters!
Ki (Louis): PILLZ HERE! PILLZ HERE! PIIILLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ!
Simon (Hunter): AAAAAAAAAA!
Lucas: Get it off! GET IT OFF! * Ki kills Simon *
Alvin: Look at my awesome shooting skillz! * turns around and begins shooting *
Game: TheAwesomeAlvin has started the witch!
Alvin: Crap.
Witch: * screams and charges at Alvin *
Lucas: I hate witches!
Theodore (Boomer): * sneaks up behind him and explodes *
Alvin: I've got him in my face! * Witch kills Alvin *
Ki: Better grab everything I can!
Lucas: Watch out, it's a Smoker!
Ki: Smo- * gets grabbed by smoker's tongue * HELP ME!
Amy (Smoker): * begins pummeling Lucas to death *
Lucas: * Shoots Amy *
Ki: Thanks bro!
Lucas: I hate Smokers!
Ki: Me too... * dramatic music begins playing *
Lucas&Ki: TAAANNKK!
Dave (Tank): RAAAAAAWWWWRRRRR! * Throws a boulder at Lucas, killing him *
Ki: I'm all alone! * begins running towards the last safe house * Come on! I can do this... * turns around the corner... and sees another Hunter, Witch Smoker and Boomer *
Simon&Amy&Theodore: * scream *
Ki: I will make it... I'm so close! * starts shooting at them while dodging Dave's boulders, but he trips over * Oh no... AAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!
Alvin: WAKE UP!
Simon: You've had a nightmare.
Ki: Not really.
Theodore: Then why we're you screaming?
Ki: I died in Left 4 Dead.
Alvin&Simon&Theodore: 0-0
RULE No. 148 - Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me, infect me with your loving, fill me with your poison... banned.
Dave: That song get's inapproporiate at the end.
Ki: You can't ban Katy Perry!
Dave: I can.
Ki: Fine! I ban CLAIRE!
Dave: You can't...!
Ki: Really!?
RULE No. 149 - CLAIRE IS BANNED! IN YOUR FACE DAVE!
Dave: PLEASE!
Ki: Never.
Alvin: That's cruel.
Dave: I know...
Alvin: Banning KATY PERRY was cruel, not Claire! She and you will never be together.
Dave: * begins crying *
RULE No. 150 - What's 69?
Brittany: Hey Ki, I've got a question!
Ki: Yeah?
Brittany: What's 69 position?
Ki: * falls to the floor *
Brittany: You okay?
Ki: No... I'm scarred for life... besides, where did you find out about this?
Alvin: Simon was sleep talking. And he kept saying ' 69 position is the best. Jeanette, let's try it out...' ...
Simon: * faints *
Jeanette: Simon! YOU PERVERT!
Toby: * has a bloody nose *
Brittany: You're bleeding! Why?
Ki: That's normal... if you are a pervert.
Brittany: Then why YOU aren't bleeding?
Ki: ... That's a good question...
RULE No. 151 - Naughty Simon, NAUGHTY!
Simon: Stop it already! Alvin was lying!
Ki: I believe you.
Simon: At least you do.
RULE No. 152 - Do not let Alvin play Syobon Action.
Alvin: NOT AGAIN! I DIED OVER 100 TIMES ON THOSE SPIKES!
Ki: Alvin, just RAGEQUIT!
Alvin: You think it's funny?! Why don't you try to do this jump?
Ki: Here you go. * He jumps and... does it! *
Alvin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ki: His sanity shattered...
RULE No. 153 - Don't go near nowhere near fashion stores when you are shopping with Brittany.
Alvin&Ki&Lucas: * whispering * Please no, please no, please no...
Brittany: What's this? WOW!
Alvin: We will be spending quite some time here...
Brittany: Alvin, come with me! I need to check out those skirts!
Ki&Lucas: You will suffer.
Alvin: HELP ME!
RULE No. 154 -Harry Potter is banned.
Ki: Do I need to mention the fact Alvin was running around screaming 'Avada Cadavra' at everyone until I showed him real magic?
Alvin: Where did you learn magic?
Ki: It's not magic. It's psionics.
Alvin: What?!
Ki: There is one huge difference. In magic, you use mana, while in psionics you use ki.
Everyone: So that's where your name came from!
RULE No. 155 - Spin the bottle... Banananananed!
Ki: Hell no! I still remember that day...
Lucas: That day...
Ki: THE DAY
Alvin: You are drunk?
RULE No. 156 - No getting drunk. ( Slightly M, but I'd rather call it T+ ... )
Lucas: I'm not drunk. Ki is.
Ki: *hic* But I only drank *hic * half a bottle...
Lucas: Of beer?
Ki: Vodka...
Simon: That's insane! You should be dead by now!
Ki: I have a hard head... besides, I feel allright. *hic* Just those stupid hiccups...
Dave: GROUNDED FOR TWO MONTHS!
Ki: Chill out Dave. Hey Amy!
Amy: Yeah?
Ki: Wanna... go upstairs? * he says seductively *
Everyone: What the f*ck!?
Amy: * smacks Ki on the face * PERV!
Ki: Hey, Charlene...
CAharlene: * smacks him too * Forget about it!
Ki: Cin- * another smack *
Cindy: NEVER!
Cassie: GO AWAY!
Jessica: * hits Ki before he can say anything * Go to hell! * The Lovecasts leave the house quickly *
Ki: I don't feel my face...
Alvin: Wow. You would really 'do it' ?
Ki: That's natural. Hav- * Simon puts a big plaster on his face * mmmmmm mmm mm mmmmmmm!
Simon: We don't need to know the details!
RULE No. 157 - I've got a hangover, wooooooo!
Ki: * wakes up with TERRIBLE headache * Oh my god, my head...
Lucas: Wow, you are conscious?
Ki: What... happened? I don't remember anything...
Lucas: Nothing special. You got grounded by Dave and then asked if Amy wanted to go upstairs with you...
Ki: WHAT!? Tell me 'it' didn't happen!
Lucas: Luckily, she only hit you on the face... just like her sisters.
Ki: Huh?
Lucas: You've asked ALL of them.
Ki: Oh god... I'm never ever getting drunk again... I need some aspirin...
Lucas: It's in the kitchen.
Ki: Thanks. * Suddenly, Alvin plays 'Hangover' by Taio Cruz on FULL VOLUME * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Alvin: Fun!
Ki: * lies on the floor, crying *
Lucas: I think that's enough...
Alvin: Nope...
Lucas: ... You're right.
RULE No. 158 - Playing mini golf in the neighbor's garden isn't the best idea...
Dave: If I score now, I win!
Toby: Good luck with that!
Neighbor: What are you doing here! * Brings out his rifle *
Toby: Run Dave!
Neighbor: * Starts shooting at them! *
Dave: Toby, you are so grounded for this...
Toby: You should ground yourself too...
RULE No. 159 - God of War... banned.
Dave: Violence, gore, sexual content... should I mention more?
RULE No. 160 - No prank bomb calls!
Alvin: But it was only ONCE!
Ki: ONCE too much...
Alvin: Hey, we had three tests at school that day! You all should be grateful!
Yeah. Not really much to say, just... review?
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