Here it is, the super-special-although-it's-not-that-special Chapter Ten! I have huge plans for all this, and so, here we go! I apologize in advance.

Also, I recently got the Wii Version of Godzilla Unleashed, and I'm actually not that bad at it! So many monsters compared to the other versions… INCLUDING TITANOSAURS! Yeah, once I started writing him, I started to like him, so yeah.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!: I just watched Godzilla vs. Destroyah… and… my god…

…

Godzilla forever.

Disclaimer: Unicorns. My hand smells like cinnamon for some reason...

Chapter 10- Gijink- AUTHOR, NO!

"WILL! WILL!" Morty cried as he ran to the coffee shop. "I HAVE HAAAANDS!"

"WHY ARE WE HUMAN!?" Will cried, staring at his two human legs. Sure enough, the rest of him was human, too. The two former Kamacuras (Kamacurases? Kamacuri?) both had tan skin, yellow-orange eyes, and brown hair, and were wearing Starbucks uniforms.

"THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT!" Morty yelled.

"I know! At least we keep our job!"

"... We go from being praying mantis monsters to humans, and that's what you're concerned about?"

"Well, it keeps us busy enough to keep from being killed," Will shrugged.

"Huh. You do have a point."

"STARBUCKS MANTISES! Manti? WHATEVER!" A voice cried, and a man ran into the locked glass doors. "OW! Oh, hey, you too?"

"Rodan?"

"Yep! MY FORMER GLORY IS GONE! Wait, maybe humans can fly! I've seen some in the air before…" Rodan began jumped and flapping his arms, getting three and a half feet off the ground at most.

"Humans can't fly, Rodan," a woman sighed as she approached them.

"Oh, hi, Mothra," Morty said.

"Huh? How did you-?"

"You're the only girl who comes here a lot. Besides, you have wings."

"WHAT!?" Mothra turned around. "HAHA! SCREW YOU, RODAN! Uh.. I mean… oh, weird."

"OH S***!" Another voice cried. "WE'RE ALL SCREWED!"

"There's Anguirus," Rodan said.

"Huh? You're all human too? Wait, I-"

"The hair. So spikey!" Morty said.

"Hey…" Anguirus self-consciously ran a hand through his blond hair. "Anyway, we're all dead. If this affected all of us, then…"

Everyone stared as a cloud of dread settled over the island.

"Oh…"

They turned to see a young boy standing on the beach.

"Millina, is-?" Mothra asked as she ran up to him.

"Nope."

The rest of the group came up and stared at the water, waiting.

"I HAVE A HAND!" A man who could only be Gigan (due to one metal hand, one claw, and one red laser-beam-thingy eye) ran up to them. "Oh, hey, Godzilla's not up yet? He doesn't know?" He looked down and picked up a rock. In slow motion, everybody screamed "NOOOOOO," while Gigan slowly chucked it into the water.

Seconds slowly passed.

Cue zoom out on the earth. Cue small explosion where Monster Island is located.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME!?" Godzilla roared as everybody slowly came to.

"DON'T KILL ME!" Will cried, holding his arms over his head.

"We don't know!" Mothra cried. "We just… woke up like this."

"You know what this means?" Titanosaurus, who looked like a mohawked surfer dude asked. "It means we must go on an Adventure-Quest together!"

Godzilla punched him in the face. "Hey, I can still do that, at least. BUT DON'T MISTAKE MY TONE, I'M STILL SUPER PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS!"

"Anguirus, can you try to get him an anger management session or something after this is all over?" Mothra whispered.

"Godzilla… Therapist…" Anguirus muttered as he wrote it down. "Got it."

"Hey, you idiots got it too."

"NOOOO-" everyone began to say in slow-motion again, but Godzilla was already on top of Destroyah.

"GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE, YOU -bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-!" Godzilla yelled.

"No."

"AAAAAAAARRRRRR- WHY CAN'T I LASER HIM TO DEATH!?"

"'Cause you're a human, idiot," Destroyah said calmly. "Screw you guys, I'm outta here."

With a POOF, he disappeared.

"What just happened?" Morty asked.

"I don't know," Will shrugged. "All I'm sure of is that we have hands now, so making coffee will be easier."

"You're right!"

"I want coffee," Rodan said.

"Me too," Anguirus agreed.

"Let's all go to the Starbucks," Mothra said. Everyone nodded and headed toward the coffee shop. Except Godzilla.

"HOW COME ALL OF YOU ARE ACTING SO CALM ABOUT THIS!?" he cried, shoving Titanosaurs away before he could say anything.

"Uh…"

"WE GO FROM BEING SUPER AWESOME TO WEAK AND STUPID OVERNIGHT, AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO ONCE YOU'RE ALL TOGETHER IS GET COFFEE!? WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT!?"

"It's good coffee?" Rodan shrugged.

"I-" Godzilla paused. A random lightsaber appeared in his hands. "... Your arguement is invalid now."

"Dang it…"

"My argument is not invalid!" A voice said, and seconds later, a girl appeared, floating in the air.

"RANDOM THING THAT'S PROBABLY A MONSTER ON MY TERRITORY MUST KILL!"

"Hold it there, dude." The girl landed and held Godzilla back with one hand as he tried to get to her. "I'm surprised you don't remember me. No, wait, I'm not!"

"Who are you?" Anguirus asked.

"Well… I can help you in your situation…" the girl smiled evilly. "Trust me, I'm the Author."

"NO! A REFERENCE THAT PROBABLY NONE OF THE FANS WILL GET!"

BUM BUM BUUUUM!

A more-than-one-parter!

Why is everyone human? Why is the Author suddenly here? Do any of you actually get the reference?

Hey, I'm probably going to attempt to draw the Kaiju Gijinkas sometime later. I'll tell you the details if you'd like to see them when I do.

By the way, I have an important question- how do you guys pronounce 'Ghidorah'? GHEE-DOR-AH or GUH-DORA? I've heard it both ways, and my brother presses on 'Guhdorah', and… yeah. I just want to see what the majority thinks.