Thanks to CalliopeSpeaks88 for the suggestion.

1. Blush

"Omigod, I am so jealous of you right now. They are delicious." Jinx's voice was pure envy in Raven's head, and Raven, feeling her cheeks stain red at the sight of the group of handsome boys, had to agree.

2. Prince

Starfire had met princes before—many had asked for her hand in Tameran—but none had kissed her hand and whispered sweet words to her like the blonde one in front of her. Ok, so maybe her hug was a little too friendly, but she hadn't expected him to collapse.

"Humans are a little less sturdy than we are," Raven whispered to her as they watched Tamaki Suoh being carted away by the ambulance, "Even Robin—and he's been specially trained—finds your hugs, um, invigorating. You probably shouldn't go full out on any of these guys."

3. Voice

"Oooh, kiss him!" Jinx shouted, "He's sooo cute. And that little one, he's adorable! Is that his brother, oh, his protectiveness just makes me want to—"

"Don't you have a boyfriend, Jinx?"

4. Twitch

Robin was starting to get worried. Every couple minutes, Raven would rub her head, twitch, and scowl at no one in particular, but those scowls were getting darker and she wasn't meeting anyone's eyes. Finally, he asked her if she was alright and she jumped, blushing a dark crimson.

Forget worried, Robin was starting to suspect she'd been possessed.

5. Suspicions

Despite what Tamaki had said about them being "obvious cosplay fans," Kyoya had a sneaking suspicion that there was something deeper to the story. However much he looked though, he couldn't seem to dig up any information about "Raven Roth," "Richard Grayson," "Kori Anders," or any of the other strange new people who'd stumbled into their room.

Unless—he glanced quickly at the superhero fansite that had popped up before discarding it from his mind. No—it couldn't be.

6. Uncomfortable

"I don't know, it just feels…weird," Robin, (or Richard), said, watching as Honey—who was apparently older than him despite looking like an eight year old, "I feel like I'm beating up a little kid." When the "little kid" kicked his legs from under him a couple seconds later and smashed his head into the ground, he abandoned all such emotions and attacked with all the skills he'd been taught with.

7. Income

Watching the lean muscles ripple on Richard's back as he sparred with an intense looking Honey, Kyoya smelled profit. When Raven and Starfire, however, joined in the mix with a double-kick that sent the little boy flying, he knew the club had just found their next big moneymaker.

8. Insightful

Beast Boy can smell gender if he tries hard enough, Starfire's very perceptive when she wants to be, Cyborg's scanners immediately tell him the age, height, weight, and sex of whatever he looks at, Robin just has a sixth sense about these things, and it's very hard to hide anything from Raven.

However—if Haruhi Fujioka chooses to cross-dress as a boy, they're willing to respect her privacy.

9. Fitting In

It was hard to remember that Robin, the leader of the Teen Titans and apprentice to Batman was, actually, a rich kid, and had been for most of his life. Watching as the boy easily ordered the Ootori servants around, Cyborg thought wryly that at least one of them felt comfortable with all the bowing and formal name calling.

10. Language

"Does no one find it strange that we're speaking fluent Japanese?" Beast Boy finally asked.

"It's been three weeks, Garfield. Have you seriously just noticed?"

"Um, no?"

Raven sighed, reaching over to brush a blonde curl out of the boy's eyes, (courtesy of Cyborg's holo-rings) and the Hitachiin hairdressers, "Robin's fluent, Cyborg's got a built-in program that allows him to understand and translate other languages, and I'm projecting my knowledge of the language onto you."

Beast Boy thought about this for a moment before venturing, "Um, what about Starfire?"

Raven shrugged. "She's been sparring with Mori a lot."

11. Language (part 2)

"Robin has informed me that you humans regard the act of kissing as a sign of affection, and while I do not know if you feel the same way for me I do like you a lot, so forgive my presumption—but I truly must learn the language of Japanese."

"Hmm."

12. Fashion

"Your outfits—"

"—and hair,"

"Are simply atrocious," the twins finished, shaking their fingers at the Titans, "How can you call yourself cosplay fans without decent clothing?"

"What do they mean, atrocious hair?" Robin asked grumpily as the twins began lecturing about color clashing and the amount of skin to reveal. Raven had to bite back a grin.

13. Luxury

"What a life," Cyborg said as he basked in the artificial sunlight, "Nice clothes, nice food, and girls fawning over us all day. I could get used to this."

"Yeah," Beast Boy agreed, "Me too." and then paused. There was a silence.

"I'm bored."

"Yeah, me too."

"I kinda miss our Tower. Even if there aren't servants callin' me Cyborg-san all the time."

"Yeah, me too."

"And the fighting, and the name-calling, and whoopin' your butt at video games—"

"Yeah—hey."

14. Copying is the Best Kind of Compliment—Right?

The Titans didn't know whether to be insulted or flattered that the Host Club had adopted their costumes as their "roles" for the day. "Well, my princess," Tamaki—fresh out of the hospital—was saying as he showed off Robin's multi-colored uniform, "What do you think?"

"The mask is simply dashing," was the most popular reply.

15. Copying is the Best… (part 2)

Watching the twins, who'd adopted a masculine version of Raven and Starfire's uniforms, made the Titans feel extremely awkward—especially since Hikaru had donned Starfire's apparel and Kaoru, who was currently clinging to his brother in a needy position, had put on Raven's cape.

Beast Boy and Cyborg, (or Honey and Mori, respectively), strangely enough, were the greatest hits, as watching Mori skillfully move in to protect the (now-green) Honey from the angry animals that the blonde boy insisted that he could "talk to," elicited the squeals of almost everyone who watched.

16. Oh Yeah…

"You just forgot that Jinx managed to make contact with you?" Robin asked incredulously, "Raven, that's not like you. Is there anything else I should know?"

"Um, there's an army of supervillains outside of Jump?"

"What?"

"Bee and Jinx are close to killing each other—"

"Oh, heaven help us."

"And one more thing—I suspect Jinx is too busy drooling over the Host Club to work. I keep hearing strange squeals inside my head whenever I look at one of them."

"…we're doomed."

17. Time

Raven frowned as she realized something that had been itching at her for awhile. "Jinx," she thought, "Stop fantasizing and pay attention. How long has it been back in Jump since we vanished?"

"Oh...um…maybe a week?"

"We've been bouncing around for almost six months. I think we're approaching this the wrong way—it's not just universe traveling, it's got something to do with time. Check my room, second shelf, third book down. It smells like roses and has an emerald engraved into the cover. If I'm right, it might offer you some information about how to get us out."

"…sure you want to leave this universe?"

"Yes. I don't think I can take much more of your drooling."

"…mmmh."

"Jinx. One more thing."

"Hm?"

"Touch anything else, and I mean anything, and I'll make sure you lose that hand. Got it?"

"Yes, Ma'am."

18. Normal

It's like a breath of fresh air to hang out with girls who don't: 1) fawn over her; 2) perceive her as a threat.

Yes, Haruhi decides, she definitely needs to spend more time with some actual, normal people. Then, she opens the door to the Music Room and walks in just in time to see the five newcomers vanish into a black hole. What the—