Seven Deadly Kids

10. Your Intentions are Troublesome

"We're leaving," Tsuna called out.

After Tsuna buckled Lambo into his car seat, fake cow tail swishing every time the young toddler shifted, Mukuro and Chrome were the first to crawl into the van. This year they had chosen matching Artemis and Apollo costumes. Both twins held Nerf bows in their laps and Chrome's bangs had been pined with a moon clip while Mukuro's toga snapped with a sun.

Ryohei climbed in next, wearing his boxing shorts with his gloves around his neck despite Tsuna's warnings that he would get cold. Takeshi followed after in a ninja costume with (hopefully) fake swords attached to his hips. Hayato wore a dragon kigurumi that Tsuna's mother had sent him earlier that year, and Tsuna had had trouble convincing the boy to wear anything other then the kigurumi when he was home.

"Tsuna." He looked over at the sound of his name, meeting Enma's eyes. "Kyoya is refusing to go."

The brunette heaved a sigh, running a hand through his hair, "What is it this time?"

"You told me I wasn't allowed to fight Grandpa anymore," Kyoya murmured from where he sat on the steps. Kyoya sat on the second step up while Enma sat on the top, the eight year old sitting between his legs. "I don't want to go see Grandpa and Grandma if I can't fight him."

Byakuran laughed from where he sat on the porch with a bowl of candy in his lap, Tsuna wondered if any of it would actually make it to the trick or treaters. "You can always count on Kyoya to be ridiculous."

Kyoya turned, glaring at him, "I'm not ridiculous, herbivore."

"Yes you are," Byakuran sung as he ripped open a packet of skittles. "Your grandpa is old now, you realize? It's not going to be the same fighting him anymore when he's going to throw out his back trying to evade those killer tonfas your father gave you."

"You're the one who bought him the tonfas!" Tsuna exclaimed. "And don't talk about Reborn like that – he'll kill us all if he finds out you called him old."

"I'm trying to help you, stop complaining," Byakuran answered, tilting his head back as he dumped the rainbow colored treats in his mouth.

Tsuna glared, "That's not going to work on Kyo-"

"I'm going to put my Stegosaurus costume. You put Hibird's egg costume on him, Dad."

Byakuran grinned and spoke around the rainbow mess in his mouth, "What's not going to work?"

"Oh fuck you."

E/n: Hahahaha get it because Stegosaurus are herbivores...hahaha