Okay (Gosh I always start with that word) I got lucky today and my brother wasn't using the laptop today! Instead he hogged the TV playing Black Ops *mutters about missing Jeopardy*

Also, since my mom got a new job and doesn't work from home anymore I have unofficially claimed her office (which now has a TV and couch) as my get away from the house of boys and I moved the laptop in here. I can watch stuff the boys can't, I don't have to listen to them and I don't have to give them the laptop. That means MORE UPDATES! This is a filler though…

twihardandveryobsessed – Glad you like it ;) He should, he wants to and we want him to. Of course that means he's not… stupid boy.

And about the videos: how you like them. I've never seen them only heard the song so… I don't know if they're weird… he's kind of a weird guy ;)

Ana Virgnia – Oh, no it's fine I look forward to your reviews all the same. It's just a sign that my story's doing it's job making people happy.

Yes I do know. I know better than I care to explain…

I understand. I'm American and was raised around English but I still make the same amount of mistakes as you do. English is complicated…

SugarQueen8490 – Thanks I enjoy them as well… I feel like I'm really pissing Ian off… Yeah I didn't make him too mushy and she-was-the-love-of-my-life and sad cuz it'd make me cry too. If he picked up the phone there'd be no story left though.

Disclaimer: Hmm… do you guys think I own the 39 Clues? Nah… How about Coco puffs? No? Umm… Jolly Ranchers? Not likely.

Oh my ninjas! Erase by Mika is playing and it sooo reminds me of this part of the story! Haha! No… it isn't funny… it's sad and depressing… "As soon as you hear my voice you might as well put your finger on the button and erase my love I bet you can't erase my touch"

Wow my note took a whole flipping page… it is on a large font though so I don't need my contacts/glasses.

Amy's POV

You know you're tired/distracted when you mistake soap for toothpaste.*

I was brushing my teeth and then noticed that the stuff on my tooth brush didn't taste like toothpaste. Sure enough the toothpaste still had a cap on and the soap thingy was missing the top. I quickly spit it out and stuck my head under the faucet to get the taste out of my mouth.

Wow… I have issues today… I noted.

It gets worse.

When I got downstairs for breakfast I poured some cereal. Yes it was cereal. Coco puffs to be exact. That was normal. But instead of milk I grabbed the lemonade pitcher.

"Nice idea, Ames. Let me know how that tastes." Dan said looking amused.

"Umm… like chocolate?" I guessed.

Dan laughed. "Okay then. Enjoy."

Curious, I looked down. "Oh dang it!"

Dan burst out laughing. "Someone's tired."

"Shut it, dweeb." I snapped.

"Touchy, touchy." Dan muttered, going back to his own cereal.

I got more cereal and made triple sure I got milk and sat down next to Dan.

"You know, now that I think of it I may actually try that someday." Dan attempted to break the silence.

"Knock yourself out." I told him "But you won't trick me into eating it."

"Yeah you do that on your own. Didn't sleep well?" Dan asked.

I shook my head.

He nodded. "Cobras suck don't they?"

"Some spit venom into the eyes of prey or attackers to blind-**"

"I meant Ian." Dan said.

"Oh. He doesn't have venom." I said, not knowing what else to say.

"If he did you'd be dead."

"I feel like it." I sighed.

Dan was quiet for a second then he went upstairs and came down with a silver can.

"Dan, what is that?"

"Energy drink. Drink it." he handed it to me.

"I've never seen that before. Where did you get it?"

Dan looked at the floor and muttered something.

"What was that?" I asked.

"One of the guys at headquarters makes it." he confessed, knowing I'd go into a lecture about taking drinks from strangers. Especially Cahill strangers "I tested it before I drank it. It's safe…" he added.

"Dan you don't drink things you don't know what it is!" I told him "He could have poisoned it or put some kind of drug in it."

"Come on, Amy. It works. Do you want to give your history teacher your English homework or drink this?"

I sighed and opened the can. The liquid inside was a purple-ish blue color. It was really, really sweet but also a little sour. Like a blue Jolly Rancher with about three times the sugar mixed with pomegranate juice and lemonade.*~* I had to force myself to swallow it. "How do you drink this? It's so sweet!" I asked Dan.

"Not for me." he shrugged.

"How?"

"Amy, I eat sugar straight from the bag. Nothing is too sweet to me."

"Dan that's really bad for you!"

"It's good."

"I'm putting a lock on the sugar." I decided.

I don't know if the drink would have worked or not. I tried to drink it again and decided that I'd be sick if I drank the whole thing. How did Dan drink that stuff?

Thinking back I guess it gave me the energy to walk to school. But by time I got there I was tired again.

"Amy! Did you hear- whoa what happened to you?" Elizabeth asked. She was probably about the latest gossip like most mornings.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Well first of all you didn't brush your hair. I thought you left that habit in fifth grade. And second, you look like a vampyre zombie." She told me.

I rolled my eyes. A friend will lie and tell you that you look fine. A best friend will be straight forward and tell you that you look like the walking dead. I reached into my purse a found a little brush and started running it through my hair. "Must've forgotten. I got no sleep last night."

"Because of Ian?" she asked.

"How did you know?" I knew Elizabeth kept up with gossip but how could she possibly know already? It had only been like eight hours!

"Ian was supposed to be at a meeting last night at eleven thirty but he didn't show up so they called him but Natalie said he wasn't going. When a leader doesn't show everyone knows within a few hours. News travels fast."

"Did anyone mention why he didn't show up?" I asked.

Elizabeth shook her head. "We all just assumed he was sick or something. I figured whatever it is you were worried out of your mind."

I shook my head. "Not exactly sick. I broke up with him last night."

My friend got that look on her face. The look she gets when she get really good gossip. "Really? Why?"

"Please don't tell anyone! They'll twist it so badly!" I begged.

"Don't have to. I seriously doubt that the entire female population of the school won't notice that the 'hottest'" she put air quotes around "hottest" to show that she didn't think so. I rolled my eyes "guy in school is single. Everyone will be all over this. It's the biggest news since… since... all year! Better you tell people before rumors spread."

"You're going to think it's crazy…"

~~~~~~~After she explains~~~~~~~

"And you didn't give him the coin? Hmm…" Elizabeth said. She was believing this?

"No I forgot. I called him last night but he wouldn't pick up. I'll have to think of some way to give it back." I said.

"You could send it to him?**~* Put it in his locker or something?" she suggested.

I nodded "I think I will." I told her.

Okay that's it cuz soon as she gives them all (Jonah and Hamilton too) the coins it'll be over :'( I wanna make it last. There's two or three chapters left at most.

*Yes this has happened to me… no idea what I was thinking but I grabbed the soap on accident… I also tried to make peanut butter cookies with water. They didn't work out…

**Also known as the spitting cobra. I don't know If Amy would say that but that was the first thing in my mind.

*~*This is a drink that my friend made. We were daring each other to drink stuff and she put blue Jolly Rancher syrup, lemonade, pomegranate drink mix and like two cups of sugar in the glass. It kept us awake all night like an energy drink. I'm a sugarholic but even I couldn't stand it.

**~*Thanks, ToriTurtle13 for this idea!

Interview

Me: Heeey Amy and Ian!

Ian: I didn't even have a line! How are you interviewing me?

Me: *shrug* You didn't have to come. You just wanted to see Amy.

Ian: I-

Amy: I wish he didn't come. I never have a choice though do I?

Me: No. You're always in my stories. Except for the one-shot about Katherine.

Ian: *mutters* Ekat…

Me: Maybe I am maybe I'm not. Maybe I just wanted to write about her?

Amy: You could have written about Madeline.

Ian: Or Luke.

Me: Or Jane or Thomas or Gideon or Olivia or Damian or Grace or Fiske or Beatrice or Dan or Amy or Nellie or the Holts or the Starlings or Irina or Alistair or Natalie or Ian or Saladin- the list goes on.

Amy: You forgot Mr. McIntyre.

Me: I also forgot Shep, Hope Arthur, Isabel, Vikram, Lester and… Buffy *smirk*

Ian: Everyone likes Buffy too much.

Amy: Because she ate your pants.

Me: Agreed. Now let's hurry and finish before Ian starts ranting about his expensive pants.

Amy: Umm… what kind of note will I write?

Ian: A confession of your undying love for me and how you wish I really loved you.

Amy: Yeah my character's really lovesick.

Ian: Your character?

Amy: Yes.

Ian: Are you sure?

Amy: Yes Ian. I do not love you outside of these messed up stories.

Me: Ouch. Sucks for you Ian.

Director dude: CUT!