Chapter X: Detention

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"Come back here, you asshole!" she screamed at the man running in front of her. She ran down the hall as fast as her feet would take her that Friday morning.

"Ah'll bring it back to ya later!" Cid shouted over his shoulder as he ran from the angry Yuffie.

"Oooooh, Cid! Gimme back my thunder Materia!" Yuffie yelled.

"Yuffie, we're gonna get in trouble running like this," Reno pointed out as he ran behind his girlfriend.

"I don't give a damn!" she growled. "I want my Materia back now!"

"Ah said Ah'm just gonna borrow it fer a while!" Cid argued back.

"Cid, look out!" Reno shouted

Cid looked in front of him. "Oh, shit!" he cursed as he collided with a painter on his ladder. The ladder tipped over brining the painter and three buckets of paint with him. Reno and Yuffie could not stop in time before getting hit by the paint. Everyone jumped at the crash and splash sound, but soon ended up laughing at the sight. Reno had blue paint all in his hair, Yuffie was covered in green paint, while Cid and the painter was covered in red paint.

"What the hell happened here!" principal Shinra yelled.

"Oh, snap," Yuffie said.

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"This is the very reason why running in the hall is strictly forbidden!" principal Shinra shouted at the three paint covered teens in his office. "Not only did you three create a huge mess, but our painter now has a sprained ankle because of you all!"

"Sir, technically Reno and I did not run into the ladder," Yuffie piped up.

"But you two were running and chasing the one who did!" Shinra yelled back.

"'Cause he stole my Materia!" she argued.

"Missy, you are two seconds away from getting suspended," he growled in a low voice.

She pouted and crossed her arms over her chest. Reno shook his head and sighed while Cid looked like he was close to losing it.

"You three will be in detention tonight," Shinra said. "Tonight will be the first of six Friday nights in detention."

"Six!" Cid yelled.

"Make that seven for you, Mister Highwind!" Shinra glared at the red painted man.

Cid glared back but said no more.

"Now get cleaned up and back to class," Shinra said excusing them all from his office.

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Detention……a class for misfits and people in the wrong place at the wrong time. To make matters worse for Yuffie and Reno, they would be spending detention with Cid, Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo with Sephiroth as the one to make sure they behaved.

"At least he isn't wearing a speedo again," Reno whispered to Yuffie.

"Shut up," she growled. She was in a pissed off mood.

Kadaj, Loz, and Cid all glared at each other, Yazoo just sighed and stared out the window, and Sephiroth just took to reading another smut filled book.

"This is gonna be a long night," Reno sighed.

"Yo, Cid!" Yuffie called out.

"What?" he asked.

"Why did you steal my Materia anyway?" she asked him.

"Ah was gonna use it to power up mah new baby," he smirked.

"That piece of shit you call a plane?" Lox sniggered.

"Shuddap!" Cid growled.

"Both of you shut up," Sephiroth sighed looking up from his book.

Cid and Loz growled at each other. Yazoo sighed again and walked to a chair in the very back of the room.

"Yazoo is not a very patient person, huh?" Yuffie said to Reno.

"Nope," he replied.

"I wonder if I should go back there and piss him off," she said with an evil grin.

"With his big brother in the room?" he pointed out.

"Right," she frowned.

They sat in silence. She had her short legs swinging back and forth in boredom. She glanced up at the clock and noticed only fifteen minutes had gone by so far. She looked over at Cid and Loz (who was still in a glaring contest), Yazoo was still sulking, and Reno looked bored as hell like she was. She sighed and stared up at the ceiling.

"Reno," she whispered.

"Yeah?"

"I'm bored," she said.

"Me too," he replied.

"Let's move behind Cid and Loz," she smirked.

He smirked back and followed her back one row of seats. They sat down and he wrapped his arms around her pulling her in for a kiss. It was then that a book met his head.

"No sex in the classroom!" Sephiroth shouted.

"Damn again!" Reno whined.

"You're just as pathetic as that Vincent guy," Loz smirked.

"Shut the hell up," Reno cursed kicking the back of Loz's chair.

"Both of you shut up," Yazoo said annoyed.

"That's the second time I've heard that line tonight," Yuffie giggled.

Yazoo sighed (again) and started staring out the window. Cid yawned and laid his head down on the desk. Reno crossed his arms over his chest and leaned back in his chair. A nap seemed like a good idea.

"Reeeenooooo! Don't fall asleep and leave me by myself with these creeps!" Yuffie whined, but the only response she got was the snoring of her boyfriend. "Tch, fine!"

She glanced around the room again. Sephiroth was still reading his book, Yazoo was still sulking (he was still mad at Loz for landing him in detention), Kadaj had not said or done a single thing, Cid and Reno were sleeping, and Loz looked like he was close to dozing off too. She smirked and looked over at Kadaj again and noticed he had started reading a book. Her smirked turned into an evil grin as she grabbed a pair of scissors. She scooted down to the right a little and got right behind Loz. She leaned forward and grabbed the spiky part of his hair with the scissors. When she got the amount she was wanting she closed the handles.

Sniiiip

She winced and pulled back at the small snip sound. She looked around the room and sighed for relief when she saw no one noticed. She placed the scissors down and went back to her chair beside Reno and started to pretend to be asleep.

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Thirty minutes later,

Kadaj put down the book he was reading and went to the back of the room to sit with Yazoo (who was still sulking by the way.)

"Still mad at Loz?" he asked.

"Yes," Yazoo pouted. "If it weren't for him, we could be at home with mother right now…..eating those chocolate chip cookies she makes for us every Friday night."

Kadaj laughed and gave his brother a pat on the shoulder. "It'll still be ready for us when we get home."

"Not hot fresh out of the oven though," Yazoo frowned.

"Well we just need to be sure we keep our tempers in check from now on," Kadaj said, "We were both mad at Loz for being so mean to you. Next time we'll just ignore him…..until we get home." He gave an evil smirk which mad Yazoo laugh.

Yuffie smiled and jumped up. She ran to where Yazoo and Kadaj were seated.

"Yazoo, did I just hear you laugh?" she grinned.

"What the hell?" Kadaj questioned.

"Oh, come on," she pouted. "Lemme sit with you two."

"I thought you hated us?" Yazoo raised an eyebrow at the young ninja.

"Nah, I just hate ya brother," she replied turning a chair around so she could sit in front of them. "He's so mean to poor Vincent all the time."

"Yeah, I keep telling him to lay off," Yazoo said. "He's just so mean to people. It's sad."

"Although you were a little mean to him too," she said pointing to Kadaj.

"Yeah well, I can be mean sometimes," Kadaj shrugged his shoulders. "Loz is the one who acts like he's having PMS all the time."

"Hey now," Yuffie scolded. "You're in the presence of a lady."

"Eerr, sorry," Kadaj replied.

"That's better," she nodded.

"So you an Reno are dating, huh?" Yazoo asked.

"Yup, he hated me at first, but now I think he's in looooooove with me!" she grinned.

"And you two have been dating for only a couple of days?" Kadaj asked.

"Shut up," she glared. "You can fall in love within just a couple of days!"

"Ahhh so you're in love with him, eh?" he smirked.

She turned blood red. "I….I did not say that!"

"Yuffie's in love, Yuffie's in love," he started singing.

"Be quiet, momma's boy," she growled.

"Oooh burn!" Yazoo laughed.

"Hey, whose side are you on, Yazoo?" Kadaj asked.

"Yours always," Yazoo answered. "But Yuffie scares me when she's pissed."

"Tee-hee," she smiled innocently now.

"Damn the cuteness!" Kadaj growled.

"Ahh! My hair!" Loz screamed making everyone jump.

Sephiroth glared at his brother. "Detention next Friday for your over the top yelling!"

"I don't care!" Loz cried. "Look at my hair!"

Cid and Reno were mad at first about being woke up, but it was well worth it when they saw Loz's sissy curl had been chopped off. They burst out in laughter at the sight.

"Shut up!" Loz growled. "I demand to know who did this!"

Kadaj, Yazoo, and Yuffie were completely silent. They all honestly did not know who did it since either everyone was asleep or just not paying attention when Yuffie cut his hair.

"It was one of you three!" Loz accused as he pointed to his two brothers and Yuffie. "I haven't been getting along with either of you so this is payback, huh?"

"You must have done it in your sleep, Loz," Yuffie said. "'Cause is the scissors not in you hands right now?"

He opened his mouth to say something but instead looked in his hand. And lo and behold there they were. But how the hell did he manage to cut his hair in his sleep? Realizing that Yuffie was probably right, he sat down and did not say another word for fear that Sephiroth would had more to his detention.

"Good save, Yuffie," Kadaj whispered.

"Huh?" she asked.

"We saw you do it," Yazoo replied. "We just did not say anything."

"Are you gonna tell him?" she asked with a little bit of panic.

"Tell him what?" Kadaj faked.

She giggled and nodded. Maybe detention with Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz was not so bad after all.

"Cheer up, Loz," Reno teased. "It looks better than that sissy ass curl ya had!"

"Shut the hell up, Reno!" Loz sneered.

"I better go stop him before your brother kills him," Yuffie said standing up.

"Good idea," Yazoo said.

"See ya around, Yuffie!" Kadaj smiled. "Let's do this again sometime."

"Yeah right," she smirked.