Yesterday was... exhausting.
Max slept with David last night because he honestly did not want to be in a tent full of people that were just unbrainwashed.
At least the bed was warm and cozy as fuck.
When he woke up, he immediately walked to the Mess Hall and made himself coffee, but he had to wake up with David because they were in the same bed, so that meant waking up at 4:00 AM (The time I wake every morning. I HAVE INSOMNIA WHY MUST I DO THIS TO MYSELF) and walking around the entire camp before going to the Mess Hall for about an hour, waiting for the clock to strike 7:00 AM. Max tried sawing into Nurf's usual spot so his weight would collapse it. He sat back on the bench, made himself another cup of coffee, and waited until... Gwen woke up.
She walked into the Mess Hall and asked, "David?" Max responded with, "David." She sighed. "Alright. We had to get up at around 5:00 AM, so do they. Get the electric guitars." Max nodded his head. "On it."
Once he got the guitars, he handed one to Gwen and looked at her. She nodded her head.
The guitars made a sound so loud that the whole camp woke up. When the rest of the Terror Trio (I saw this name on the internet and loved it) came out, Neil screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK? IT'S 5:00 AM." Nikki just looked at the ground and said, "I'm tired." Max smirked and walked into the Mess Hall. Gwen followed behind, taking both electric guitars and putting them in the Quartermaster's Store.
When David came back from his walk, he noticed that all the campers were up. That's when Nurf sat down...
CRACK
He immediately got up and yelled, "OKAY! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHATS DID THIS?"
Max was dying. Gwen immediately knew who the 'asshat' was. Seems like Nurf did, too.
The next morning, Nurf tried the same thing. Max sat where he did it, but nothing happened to the seat. Nurf stood up once he noticed and yelled, "WHAT? HOW ARE YOU NOT AFFECTED BY IT?" Max stared at him. "You tried the same shit, didn't you?" Nurf yelled, "YEAH!" And then threw Max off the seat effortlessly and putting Neil on the spot. It snapped in two. He tried the same with Nikki's spot.
He got the same outcome as Neil's.
"HOW?" As Nurf's outrage continued, David pulled Max outside. Once they were out of hearing range, David looked at Max and said, "Something tells me that you haven't been eating the normal amount." Max looked at David, "You want a fucking medal or something?" David looked worried, "Max, you're still fairly underweight. You need to eat the right rations." Max looked at the ground. "It's not my fault that it's most of what I've known. Also, the camp's food is shitty."
David responded with, "C'mon, Max. There's only one week left."
"Fine. I'll try," Max said.
"Thank you, Max." David smiled and walked inside with Max. Gwen led the morning activities while David fixed the table, and Max stayed around to help. This was his fault for the most part, anyway. Once it was finished, it was noon. David took a few things from the pantry. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Since you missed the camp activities, we're going on a hike." David responded to Max's question.