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Yay for Chapter 10! It's finally up:D
A short chapter but hehehe….XD
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Chapter 10:
Fear the Soap! And Happy Birthday Frosty!
Out of the woods came the four Quiluete werewolves, Paul, Sam, Embry, and Jacob. Jacob stiffened when he saw the Volturi and Bella in Edward's arms. His expression was pained and then quickly turned to anger.
"Happy Birthday Frosty the Snowman!" Emmett yelled randomly. Everyone gave him an annoyed look except for Aro.
"What the crap Emmett?" Edward said to his brother.
"EDWARD! LANGUAGE!" Esme screamed. Aro clapped.
"OMC! It's his b-day! O-M-C! We have to party!" Aro immediately began to do the disco.
Bella screamed and hid her face in Edward's shoulder and Alice screamed and ran to hide behind Jasper.
Caius and Marcus looked scared also.
"LORD SAVE US ALL!" Caius shouted to the sky.
Emmett looked excited, and started to do the disco with Aro.
This time, Rosalie screamed, and walked over to Emmett, and slapped him across the face. Then everyone stopped and looked at Rosalie.
"OW ROSE! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT, THAT'S WHY! AND SHUT UP EDWARD!"
Everyone looked at Edward. He was trying not to laugh.
"Are we gonna die?" Bella looked up at Edward.
"Dur……………"
Jacob was fed up with this and was shaking with anger when he saw Bella with Edward.
"THIS. IS. SO. FRICKIN'.STUPID!" Esme glared at Jacob and pointed a shaky finger at him.
"You there! Random boy! Watch your language or so help me god, I'll shove soap down your throat you annoying mutt!"
Carlisle looked at his wife, shocked.
"Esme……"
"WHAT?!"
"Um, never mind."
Bella looked at Jacob, and ran up to him.
"Please forgive Esme, Jake."
"Forgive that filthy bloodsucker? I think not!" Jacob said, storming back into the woods.
Edward opened his mouth to speak, but Alice shot him a dirty look.
"Don't you dare!"
Edward closed his mouth.
Esme was standing there, shaking with rage.
"HOW DARE HE!"
Carlisle put his hand on Esme's shoulder.
"It's going to be okay."
Esme looked up at her husband.
"I'll be right back." Bella waved to Edward and Esme and then ran off into the woods after Jake.
Yay! Thanks for reading! Ch. 11 will be up eventually……
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Kirs & Kate