Dedicated to Sharaemon XD; once again, please ignore the nonsense and grammatical error.
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It's dark, the sounds of hushed conversations started to fade. The stage lights danced around, until they stopped on two bowing figures on the stage. The audiences clapped and the figures stood straight.
"Welcome back to our show," said the taller person, showing off his usual smile that made the audiences sighed dreamily.
"Haru's Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Love is starting, we're very sorry about the problem at the previous' show." She said, bowing once again.
"By the way," Mukuro said after clearing his throat, "You look great today, Haru." He commented, referring to her costume (which was designed to resemble a princess' costume in a fairy tale book), smiling charmingly. Haru, who sensed no sincerity in his tone only laughed it off, inching away even more.
"Ha…hahi…Thank you, Mukuro-san, Haru also thinks that Mukuro-san looks like a prince," Haru responded with an equally flat tone out of politeness. She was referring to his costume of course.
"Sorry, you're not my type," responded Mukuro, in which Haru responded by muttering 'Haru doesn't think he's that charming,' to herself. "What was that, Haru?" said the blue haired teen with a tap on her shoulder, Haru automatically jumped.
"Ha-hahii! No, Haru was thinking whether today's guest will be a prince." She said hurriedly, and when she recalled an interview with a certain prince, she immediately said her prayer, "Please, no." she said in horror.
"Kufufufu….who is it in your mind, Haru?" the Italian chuckled, knowing too well that all of Haru's interviews always turned into disaster. Haru only shook her head violently. "Alright, let's call today guests," he said, snapping his fingers, something that Haru envied (she cant snap her finger, so she only clapped her hands twice when giving order).
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Spanner and Gianinni came into the stage, pushing a big black box with question marks decorating the surface. Mukuro stared at the box, then motioned for Haru to come closer.
"Haru," he called, "Our princess was cursed and cannot present at the time, so please get me a sword and I shall free the princess form the curse." He said, smiling, "seeing as I'm the prince here." He added, motioning for Haru to hurry. Not fully understand, Haru asked for a sword from Spanner.
Haru went and back with a Japanese sword in her hands. Mukuro raised an eyebrow in question, and Haru replied with teary eyes. Mukuro only sighed and took the sword.
"Rest assured, princess, I'll free you from the curse." He said, smiling widely, the audiences clapped, but Haru could see the menacing aura coming out from the teen, she immediately prayed for her safety. Mukuro raised the sword then without another blah-bluh he immediately attacked the box mercilessly.
"Hahii! the….the box is bleeding!" Haru screamed in fright, Mukuro only smiled.
"Oh, no, Haru, that's just the curse leaving the princess." He said, smiling charmingly. Half of Haru's brain chose to not believe that, but the other half longed for peace and ordered her head to nod in understanding.
Something small popped out of the box, (trying to run, it seemed), Mukuro easily grabbed it, squeezing the bleeding, green creature in his hand, "Well, Hello," he said to the creature, which soon be identified as a frog. He then squeezed the poor little creature until it no longer bled (giving Haru and others an image that wouldn't easily fade).
A poof, with smoke…no…fog? Haru was curious, but stopped thinking when she heard a new voice and another person stood between her and Mukuro. "This," Mukuro started, breaking the silence, "is our guest for today, Haru."
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Haru blinked for several time, and Mukuro chuckled. He says, "I matched your entrance with the fairy tale theme, isn't that just perfect, little one?" he said, addressing the teen wearing a big hat frog, who's covered with crimson liquids that Haru immediately identified as blood.
"If that was what you called perfect, then you must be a total sadist, Master." Replied the teen, shaking his head slowly. The teen's reply was replied with a sword being thrown toward his face.
"Now, now, enough with the greetings, let's move on with the show," he said. He's smiling cheerfully, but somehow Haru caught bad atmosphere coming from him. The audiences cheered.
"Ha…hi….then…please sit down..umm…." she paused, glancing at Mukuro (who mouthed 'Fran'), "Fran-san," she said, smiling, motioning toward the various shaped couches, the boy sat on the cloud-shaped one, between two horse-shaped ones.
"Because Haru doesn't know anything about Fran-san, would Fran-san introduce himself?" she asked, sitting on an apple-shaped couch, the furthest from the rest, while Mukuro sat on the orange-shaped one.
The teen stared blankly toward the camera, then waved his hand. "Hello, it's not the first I'm in this show, but you guys probably don't know me, huh? Well, to summarize things, I'm just a poor handsome guy…"
"You're no where near the word handsome, little one," Mukuro cut him.
"Like I said," Fran continued, "I was just a poor, helpless handsome when I was captured by a sadist, pervert person who up until now demanded me to call him Master," he said, "Right, Master?" he turned to face Mukuro, who suddenly had possession on his trident, and stab him on the head.
"Kufufufu…interesting, Little One…." Said Mukuro, chuckling. Haru could only hope the show ended quickly. "Didn't I teach you to not lie?" he added, still smiling.
"Of course, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that you're a…." he was cut off once again by Mukuro's trustworthy trident, and Haru can't help to wonder why their show hadn't been banned yet.
Haru raised her shaking hand, trying to get the others' attentions, and when she finally got it, she started speaking, "Ha…hahii….Haru thought it'd be better if Mukuro-san stop hurting Fran-san…Haru doesn't like seeing blood…" she said, half crying.
"Poor you, I know how terrible it is to be in the same place with Master." Said Fran, nodding. He was rewarded with another stab.
"Haru, I think it'd be best if you get used seeing them from now on. And I'm helping you with it." He said, smiling charmingly despite the fact his hand continue to thrust the trident deeper. ("That's kinda hurt, Master." Fran's words were completely ignored)
Haru instantly cheered up, "Haru didn't know Mukuro-san is a good person!" ("No, no, he's not a good person," Fran commented) "In that case, then please continue your introduction, Fran-san!" she said cheerfully, completely forgetting her fears against the two.
When Fran was thinking about something cool to say, Haru raised her hand once again, now fully spirited.
"Yes?" both Fran and Mukuro responded.
"The coat that Fran-san uses, is the same with Squalo-san's. Is Fran-san also in the same organization? Umm…Varia?" she asked, and when the teen nodded, she added, "What's the people there like?" she asked, smiling.
All went silent, until Fran opened his mouth,
"The worst."
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"Our leader is just like a spoiled brat, no, maybe like a stuck up old man, and the second in command is like a woman in her period, or, should I say like a strict mother in law? Hum….it's difficult to decide…..well, both would work. And then we have two perverts there, two freaky perverts," he said, giving pressure on the word 'perverts', making Haru winced, "no, make that four, yes, four perverts," he added, and for the first time that day he showed some signs of emotion, he scowled.
"F-four?" Haru asked.
"Yes, at first I thought there were only two, but then I noticed there's more…and the other one, even thought he's not a member of Varia, he occasionally came, so I counted him in too."
"…Right…..so…aside from them being perverts, how are they usually?" asked Haru, trying to not look at Mukuro, who's cleaning his trident off the blood. "Is there anyone to spend Fran-san's time with?" she added.
"….there's one senpai that's supposed to look after me, so I spend most of my time with him," he said slowly, as if trying to remember things.
"Then, let's call that senpai over!" said Haru cheerfully, however she was cut off by Fran.
"I didn't say I like spending time with him…" he tried to reasoned, but was cut by Mukuro.
"Love can grow with the time." Said Mukuro, chuckling, making the female audiences giggled.
"…Master…."
"Call that senpai, please!" Haru exclaimed loudly, hand raised high along with the excitement. Seems like Spanner is getting addicted with music, because as soon as Haru said that, a music played. Sounded like the one played at a ball. "That senpai must be a really kind person!"
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AN: let's end it here for now, I need more information about Fran's dangerous love. Sorry to make you wait.
-Hanabita-