Club
Haldir, Glorfindel, and Tom Bombadil decided to form a club. They called it the Book Purist's Club and took great offense whenever anyone mentioned a particular movie trilogy directed by a man sometimes known as "P.J."
"But at least you were represented," Glorfindel pointed out to Haldir.
"And was killed off unfairly," Haldir haughtily informed him. "Better to have no screen time at all then be mercilessly slaughtered for no good reason!"
Tom Bombadil skipped about in his yellow boots. "Hey derry delfie! I agree with both the elfies!"
"Must you always do that?" asked Haldir.
"Hey dol! Merry dol! Do what a-dillo?"
"That singing of yours," Glorfindel said through gritted teeth.
Tom pranced about. "Ring a ling ding-o! Of course I must sing-o!"
"Well now I know why the Great and Terrible P.J. cut you out," muttered Haldir.
"Ding a lolly ring-ring! How long is this meeting?" sang Tom. "The hour is late and Goldberry is waiting."
"Waiting for you to seek professional help, I bet," said Glorfindel.
And from that day forward, Glorfindel and Haldir banded together and declared themselves the Anti-Bombadil Club.