Hey minna-san, NinGo here with another chapter of GYGOD!
Sorry about the MASSIVE delay, but I was hit with writers block, and I couldn't decide what to do with the episode it takes place in. After taking ages to decide what to do with this chapter, I decided to introduce an OC, who was an entry for the contest by RoyalTwinFangs.
Anywhoo, I don't own Naruto or Yugioh Gx
Chapter 10- English People With English Names Actually Exist?! :O
Naruto was bored. He had absolutely nothing to do, nada, zilch. He was currently bunking of PE, and he had been hanging out with Misawa before his frival realised they were late. Naruto had assured Misawa that he would turn up later, which he of course had no intention of doing, so he was sitting on the balcony bored. Trying to alleviate his boredom he decided to give Kaiba a call, it's not like he had anything better to do. Dialling his uncle-figures number on his 'kai-Phone' he waited while the tone rang. Almost immediately the call was answered and before he could say anything there was a loud exclamation from the other end.
"NO I DON'T WANT A GODDAMNED BLACKBERRY! FUCK OFF!" holding the phone far away from his ear he could hear mad panting from the other end. Carefully placing the phone back to his ear, he spoke slowly back.
"Umm, ok, that's, um, good to know?" he said hesitantly. There was a short pause before Kaiba answered.
"Oh, Naruto, what do you want." Naruto again spoke hesitantly.
"Uh, yeah…. I- you know what, never mind…." He hung up quickly, wondering just what the hell was wrong with the man. Shrugging he went back inside. He needed somewhere to hide, so the Academy security or anyone else found him. After all, he needed his sleep after Misawa woke him up at half four for some reason…..
"Hmmm, where should I go? Preferably somewhere where nobody will find me…." He slowly broke into a grin. "Of course, that's perfect! No one would think to look there!" he quickly slinked off to his chosen hiding place.
Naruto was shaken from his sleep violently. Opening his eyes he saw Misawa glaring at him. "May I ask why you are sleeping in my bed?" he asked, brow raised, and twitching.
Naruto shrugged "Cause….. It was just right?" after getting a decent attempt at the death-glare-from-hell™ the blonde was infamous for in Ra Yellow, he shrugged again "Well, I was bunking off PE when I realised I needed somewhere to hide, and I realised your room would be the last place anyone would look for me." The resident genius just sighed at his frival's 'logic'. Peering over Misawa's shoulder, he saw Judai and Shou staring at the scene in confusion. Getting a sudden bad feeling he turned to his frival. "Misawa." He said, placing his hands on said teens shoulders "I'm going to ask you a question, and I need you to be 100% straight with me!" blinking at the blonde's serious tone and expression, he nodded.
"Ok." He said. Naruto stared him dead in the eyes, deep into his very soul, and took a deep breath to prepare himself.
"Did you bring those guys here for a threesome?" he said, no hint in his eyes or tone that he was joking. Misawa just stared at him slack-jawed, before a large vein throbbed on his forehead.
"OF COURSE NOT YOU IDIOT!" the genius raged and, in a sudden show of strength, picked the blonde up and threw him out of the still open door, where he crashed into the opposite wall. Hearing a loud SLAM, he looked up to see the door had closed. Sitting up grumbling, he rubbed his head.
"Jackass, it was a legitimate question." Getting up to his feet, he shuddered slightly when he heard the words 'Big Bang'. 'That's it, I'm getting out of here!' he walked out of the dorm and started to wonder around. 'Well, seeing as I just saw Misawa I'm gonna assume that class is over. Come to think of it, does this place actually have a consistent timetable?' stopping to consider that for a while he didn't notice the figure approaching.
"Hey, Naruto!" said teen turned around to see his only female friend, Asuka. Grinning widely he walked over to meet her halfway.
"Hey Asuka, sup?" he asked. The girl smiled at her friend.
"Not much, well, except Misawa's duel later, but you know…. You don't, do you?" she asked seeing his confused face.
"Wha-, what duel? I ain't heard anything about a duel?" Asuka rolled her eyes.
"Didn't he tell you?" she asked, not believing his best friend wouldn't have told him. Poor Naruto just got even more confused.
"Tell me what?" he whined, slight pout on his face, causing the girl to sweatdrop.
"Misawa's duelling Manjoume later for a chance to be in Obelisk Blue." She said with a slight deadpan "have you even seen Misawa today?" thinking back to a few minutes ago Naruto nodded.
"Err, yeah. I was hiding in his room when he came in with Judai and Shou." At Asuka's raised brow he shrugged "Hey I don't know why either." She shook her head slightly.
"No, I mean why were you… actually never mind, it's not important. " She finished with a shake of the head and slight smile. Looking back at him she asked the blonde teenager a question. "So, want to have a duel? We haven't actually had one yet….." she trailed off. Naruto grinned.
"Hey sure, why not, I want to experience your… skills first hand." He said with a slight waggle of his eyebrows. Blushing, the girl socked him hard in the arm causing him to let out a yelp. "Hey what was that for!" Asuka turned away and walked off with a huff.
"Pervert." She muttered, still blushing. Naruto followed her while rubbing his arm.
"Hey I never said anything, you took it the wrong way, so who's the real perv 'round here?" he asked mischievously. There was silence, until…
"OW!"
Asuka and Naruto walked into the duel area, one rubbing his stomach and the other still with a blush, albeit a small one. The blonde spoke up.
"You know, you didn't have to hit me that hard!" Naruto said with a small look of pain on his face. Asuka despite her blush smirked.
"That's what you get for acting like a pervert." She said. Naruto's brow twitched.
"You took it out of context…." He trailed off, grumbling under his breath. Just as they were about to go up to the duel field a voice called out from behind them.
"Excuse me, Uzumaki-san?" turning, the two friends saw a rather good looking boy (if you were a girl that is….) in a Ra Yellow jacket. He had black hair, blue eyes and was just an inch shorter than Naruto. Naruto blinked.
"Hey I know you, your, ummmmm" seeing the boy open his mouth to speak Naruto held his hand up. "No wait, don't tell me. Ummmm…" he started to click his fingers to help him remember. "Ummmm, Arekkesu summit…" with a twitch in his brow the boy spoke up.
"It's Alexander, actually! Alexander Bellmont" he said through grit teeth. Naruto blinked while Asuka asked the obvious question.
"Oh, are you English then?" she said curiously. Suddenly Alexander blushed a deep red and began to stutter.
"Ye-ye-ye-yes th-th-th-that's r-right! I c-c-come from E-England!" he stammered turning around quickly. The two looked at his back funny before he turned around, face coolly collected once more. "Well then, back to why I called out to you, I wish to challenge you to a duel, Uzumaki-san." Naruto blinked before grinning.
"Sure, er, if Asuka doesn't mind that is…" he said, turning to his friend nervously. She smiled back at him.
"Don't worry, we can have our duel another time, it would be rude to turn him down," she told the blonde. Grinning at her, the whiskered duellist turned to the English guy.
"Well, let's duel, neh?" nodding with a slight smile, Alexander walked over to the duel field with him. Standing opposite each other, they activated there Duel Disks and said that one, special word.
"DUEL!"
"I'll start!" Alexander said. Drawing a card he summoned a monster. "I summon 'Inverz Caller' in attack mode." A strange humanoid, almost mechanical, creature with insect-like wings appeared on the field.
#Inverz Caller- Fiend/Dark lvl: 4#
#Atk/Def- 1700/0#
Naruto whistled at the decently powerful monster. "Not a bad way to start off!" he said.
Alexander smirked slightly "Thank you, I place one card facedown and end my turn."
Naruto grinned "Draw, I summon 'Akatsuki- Konan' in attack mode." In a flurry of paper a beautiful, blue haired woman with the Akatsuki robes and an origami flower on her head, appeared on the field.
#Akatsuki- Konan- Warrior/Wind lvl: 4#
#Atk/Def- 2000/1800#
All the boys in the area stared in awe; with some drool leaking from their lips (cause Konan's HOT!) Alexander blushed heavily and took a step backwards. Naruto grinned. "'Konan' destroy 'Inverz Caller'!" Paper flew from her sleeves and covered the bug demon, where it promptly exploded. Alexander covered his face from the explosion.
#Naruto- 4000#
#Alexander- 3700#
"Then I'll place down a facedown and end my turn." Alexander looked at Naruto with slightly narrowed eyes.
'He seems confident in his ability, but it isn't completely arrogance, more like he's certain he'll win.' Drawing a card he began his turn.
"I activate my trap card 'Invasion Ripple'. This card allows me to special summon one 'Inverz' monster from my graveyard, at the cost of 500 lifepoints."
#Naruto- 4000#
#Alexander- 3200#
Lightning crackled in front of Alexander, and 'Inverz Caller' emerged from the floor, as if coming out of a lake. Once it was fully out it stretched out its limbs and wings with a screech.
#IC- Atk-1700#
"Next I summon 'Verz Castor' in attack mode." A large figure in heavy white armour appeared on the field, with a ragged red cape and a sword.
#Verz Castor- Warrior/Dark lvl: 4#
#Atk/Def- 1750/550#
"During the turn 'Verz Castor' is normal summoned, I can normal summon a 'Verz' or 'Inverz' monster in addition to my normal summon, and I tribute 'Inverz Caller' to summon 'Inverz Gilafer' in attack mode." A large, humanoid figure in black spiky armour and a tail that had a red mouth on the end of it appeared on the field.
#Inverz Gilafer- Fiend/Dark lvl: 7#
#Atk/Def- 2600/0#
Naruto raised a brow "Hang on a second, that's a seven star monster, it should require two tributes!" he said, but he already had a theory behind the 'illegal' move.
Alexander smirked "Yes, but because of its effect, I can tribute it with a single 'Inverz' monster. And that's not its only effect, when he is summoned by this effect, I can destroy one card on your side of the field, and I choose 'Akatsuki- Konan'!" the demon flew at 'Konan' and latched its tail to her face, and sucked her into the tail. (Seeing as I never saw it in any anime, I'll assume it does this like Cell from DBZ) After 'Konan' was absorbed Alexander's lifepoints increased.
#Alexander- 4200#
#Naruto- 4000#
Alexander grinned "Oh yeah, when that effect activates I gain 1000 lifepoints!" Naruto grit his teeth after the boy finished, but he wasn't quite yet "Also, if an 'Inverz' monster is tribute summoned with 'Inverse Caller' I can special summon one 'Inverz' monster from my deck, as long as it is level four or lower." Naruto's eyes widened as Asuka gasped.
"Naruto" she said worriedly. Alexander picked a card from his deck.
"I summon 'Gatekeeper of the Inverz' in attack mode." A black, demonic turtle like creature appeared on the field. It had what appeared to be Samurai-like armour on its forearms, spikes on its armoured back and the 'Inverz' symbol on its head.
#Gatekeeper of the Inverz- Fiend/Dark lvl: 4#
#Atk/Def- 1500/1900#
Alexander smirked, he had this won "'Gatekeeper' attack him directly." The turtle charged Naruto and hit him in the stomach, causing him to bend over.
"Ugh!"
#Alexander- 4200#
#Naruto- 2500#
With a flourish the Englishman ordered the next attack "'Verz Castor', your turn!" The demonic knight charged and slashed Naruto with its sword, causing him to go on one knee.
"Grkh!"
#Alexander- 4200#
#Naruto- 750#
"Now 'Inverz Gilafer', finish him!" the fiend monster flew at Naruto as Asuka watched stupefied.
'No way, Naruto was defeated so easily…..' just as the fiend reached half the distance, Naruto smirked.
"I activate my trap card, 'Paper Person of God!" the reversed card turned upwards, revealing the trap card. "I can activate this card when one of your monsters declares an attack. This trap stops your attack and destroys the attacking monster!" Alexander's eyes widened as Asuka perked up.
'Naruto!' she thought happily. The duel field split apart to reveal a deep crevice, the wall covered in pieces of paper. Seeing as it appeared where 'Inverz Gilafer' was running, it fell into the crevice. Suddenly a single piece of paper fizzled, which set of all of the surrounding tags. Simultaneously, all of the tags exploded, creating a deafening noise. Everyone in the area covered their ears. Finally when the noise died down and everyone got their hearing back they saw the field had returned to normal, and 'Inverz Gilafer' was nowhere in sight. Alexander blinked for a while, before smiling.
"I must say Uzumaki-san that was well played. You waited till I used 'Inverz Gilafer' to attack you before you activated your trap, effectively destroying the strongest monster on the field. Kudos to you." He said no sarcasm or spite in his words. Naruto grinned back.
"Heh, you're not too shabby yourself! Getting such a powerful monster so quickly, and using so many effects from the beginning, if it wasn't for my trap I'd have been toast!" grin turning into a smirk he drew a card "However, all you've truly succeeded in doing is forcing me to go all out; although that's quite an achievement in its own right. So you better brace yourself. Cause now I'm gonna crush you!" looking at his hand he smirked "I play the spell card 'Mystic Palm'! This restores life points equal to the total of the stars of the monsters on the field times 100!"
#Alexander- 4200#
#Naruto- 1550#
"Next I play the spell card 'Brainwashing- Brain Control'. By giving 800 of my lifepoints I can take control of one of your monsters, and I choose 'Verz Castor'."
#Alexander- 4200#
#Naruto- 750#
'Verz Castor' went over to Naruto's side of the field. "Now, I tribute it, something you seem to be fond of, to summon a monster card from my hand. I summon to the field in attack mode, 'Snake Sannin- Orochimaru'!" 'Verz Castor' shattered into pieces and another figure took its place. This figure was a very pale man, with long black hair, and snake-like eyes decorated with purple fang-like marks. He wore a cream top with black trousers and a purple rope tied around his waist.
#Snake Sannin- Orochimaru- Warrior/Earth lvl: 4#
#Atk/Def- 2400/2000#
The girls in the area either swooned or shuddered in disgust at the creepy man, and Asuka was in the latter category. Naruto stared at the monster for a while before continuing his turn. "One of 'Orochimaru's' effects activate, when he is normal summoned I can add one 'Edo Tensei' spell card to my hand from my deck." A card jutted out from his deck, and he picked it out and placed it into his hand. "Now another of Orochimaru's' effects activate, once per turn he can absorb one monster on the field and gain attack and defence equal to the number of stars of the absorbed monster by 300." 'Gatekeeper of the Inverz' shattered and the pieces flew into 'Orochimaru', who grew slightly bigger.
#SS-O Atk/Def-3600/3200#
Alexander's eyes widened at the large amount of attack points, before he calmed down, he'd be able to defeat that monster next turn, no matter how powerful it became. Looking into the blondes eyes, the English boy knew he had something up his sleeve.
And boy was he right.
"I activate another spell card from my hand, 'Snake Summoning Tattoo'. When I have 'Snake Sannin- Orochimaru' on the field I can special summon the monster 'Snake Summon LV4' in attack mode." A poof of smoke appeared and from it emerged a giant snake, with brown camouflage-like markings along its body.
#Snake Summon LV4- Reptile/Earth lvl: 3#
#Atk/Def- 800/500#
Alexander looked up at the giant snake, intimidated despite its low attack points. Quickly recovering, he pointed one thing out.
"Though that was impressive, there is still the matter that you don't have the total attack points required to finish me this turn, and you don't even know if I have anything planned. Despite your efforts, your downfall shall be next turn!" He said. Naruto grinned.
"Heh, but you're forgetting something, what was recently added to my hand?" Asuka's eyes widened as she remembered a few minutes ago.
One of 'Orochimaru's' effects activate, when he is normal summoned I can add one 'Edo Tensei' spell card to my hand from my deck."
Alexander frowned in confusion. "What? What are you talking about?" he questioned, confused. Naruto smirked and picked out a card from his hand.
"I activate the card I received from my deck earlier, 'Edo Tensei'! By sacrificing 'Snake Summon LV4' I revive from my graveyard 'Akatsuki- Konan'!" The coffin rose from the ground, where the flakes from the dissolved snake flew into it. After a couple of shakes the beautiful bluenette stepped out
#A-K Atk-2000#
Alexander started to sweat as he did the math. (3600 + 2000= 5600, 4200 – 5600= -1400)
Naruto grinned "'Konan' attack him directly, then 'Orochimaru', finish him off!" 'Konan' shot a tornado of paper at the boy (if you've played 'Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 2' you know what I mean) causing him to cry out in pain, which turned into a scream as 'Orochimaru' plunged his fangs into the teens neck.
#Naruto- 750#
#Alexander- 0000#
Alexander sighed as he took in his defeat, before he walked up to Naruto. The two of them looked at each other for a while before shaking hands. The two turned when they heard some light clapping. Blinking they saw Asuka approach with a smile on her face.
"You two were incredibly, that was an intense duel!" Naruto grinned, whereas Alexander once again became a stuttering mess.
"Ah! Th-Thank you, T-Tenjoin-san!" he stammered, large blush on his face with his eyes looking down shyly. Sweatdropping Narutp turned the two around, so they couldn't see Asuka. Immediately after she was out of sight Alexander had regained his calm. Sweatdrop growing Naruto whispered to the teen.
"Dude, what's up with you?" Alexander had a somber look on his face.
"I, I can't interact with girls very well, I get nervous and make an idiot of myself, and people assume I'm an idiot and leave me alone. I don't really have many friends because of that" He said sadly. Naruto felt some sympathy for the boy, before he wrapped an arm round his shoulder and spoke with a large grin.
"Well, we'll just have to cure you, won't we?! Stick with me pal and you'll be able to look a girl in the eye, while keeping her chest in your peripheral vision! You'll be the Casanova of duelling, right after me, of course." After he finished speaking the two felt a malicious aura behind them. Turning fearfully, the two boys were terrified to see a pissed off Asuka standing behind them. Naruto chuckled nervously "Erm, hey A-Asuka, wh-what's up?" he asked, scared shitless of the aura around his friend, not even S class rouge ninjas had scared him this much!
Asuka growled "Keep a girls chest in your peripheral you say? Casanova you say?" she grounded out. Sweat poured down Naruto's face as he stared at this very vision of feminine fury. Quickly judging the situation at hand, Alexander broke free of Naruto's grip and stepped a few feet away from him, causing Naruto's jaw to drop.
"Dude, what about the bro code?!" he asked, aghast at such a 'betrayal-from-his-fellow-man'. Alexander shrugged.
"I don't feel like dying today." He stated matter-of-factly, before he entered the 'Bellmont' state, as it would from then on be called, when Asuka patted him on the head.
"Good boy." She said, before turning on Naruto. Letting out a frightened squeak, Naruto started to back away with his hands raised in the air in a vain attempt at defence.
"N-Now now, Asuka, be rational. Y-You know i-I would never dare do that to you!"
Asuka's eyes narrowed further "Then you do it to other girls?" she asked dangerously, and Naruto knew he was, to put it eloquently, fucked. Turning to run he didn't get far before she grabbed him by the colour and stopped him in his tracks. "And where do you think you're going?"
"Umm,-" he never got the chance to beg before she proceeded to beat him to a pulp, saying how he'd 'been perverted today enough for one whole week'. Alexander watched worriedly as his opponent of five minutes ago was viciously beaten, wincing at a particularly low blow, before he smiled. Although quite the odd ball, it seemed he could become good friends with the blonde. He winced at another kick to the crotch.
"NOT NARU-JUNIOR!"
Chapter End
Omake- How it could have been
Naruto walked back to his dorm room after separating from Asuka. The two had been about to go and have a duel, but she was asked by a teacher to go over an assignment she handed in. Sighing, Naruto went to go in his room before he heard some yelling Misawa's room. Quickly opening the dorm he froze when he saw the state the three were in. They were all covered in a white substance of some sorts (paint, but he doesn't need to know that). Naruto stared wide eyed, before slowly closing the door. "I'll leave you guys alone…."
Omake end
Well guys, what do you think of Alexander, pretty cool huh? I honestly must say I enjoyed writing him, he's fun! Plus the deck I chose for him is pretty damn interesting too. Tell me what you guys think of him. Oh, and despite the little jokes, I don't dislike homosexuals, nor was I implying anything. It's just that, seeing Misawa's smirk in episode 12, it looked kinda disturbing. Plus when they were throwing the paint at each other, it was hard to stop laughing after I thought of the previous joke.
Anyway, tell me what you think of Alexander, the new cards and if you have any problems, feel free to Pm me.
Q&A time!
5-digit- yeah, I forgot about that. I thought of it months ago, but when I started typing and making the card, I kinda forgot about needing that in the card effect….
Dragonskyt- thanks for the reviews, but I'm gonna put my foot down on a certain subject. THERE WILL BE NO BIJUU CARDS! It's a concept that's been done too many times, especially a Kurama card. Although, it may fit the theme to have Kurama as a card (ya know, cus Tobi controlled him and all) but it's been done to death. But don't worry; there may still be the odd giant monster or two….
Well that's all, see you later in whatever I decide to update next. Maybe it'll be this, maybe AR, or maybe even the one-shot I'm working on, who knows~~~~~~~~
The answer is me, of course. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY….. or good morning…... GOOD WHATEVER TO YOU ALL!