Hello again! Sorry the last chapter was sad. I couldn't help it :( But, here's a silly one to lift your spirits!

Cjabbott98- I would apologize, but I kind of wanted it to be that sad. I hope it was a good sad though! I'm glad you liked it! I just couldn't think of anything really happy at the moment. Maybe, when the bunnies tell me to, I can write a happy Jack/Ianto one for you :) That sure is a good universe :P *cowers from Janet*

Please leave me any comment/criticisms you may have, questions and concerns work too. I also take requests! If you want to see something in particular, let me know in your review and I'll make it happen!

The Doctor thought that Rory had forgotten about pranking him back. It had been a week and yet—nothing. There were no revenge attempts, no sneak attacks; Rory hadn't even mentioned Gastrophalla 4 and the Great Fangirl Incident of 2012. So, after thinking it over, the Doctor let his guard down and went on like usual.

Rory could hardly contain his smile.

In truth, Rory hadn't forgotten. He wanted his prank revenge, and he had wanted it as soon as they had left that blasted planet. But he knew better. The Doctor was smart. The Doctor would expect payback and be ready for it.

And the Doctor had just made a huge mistake.

The Doctor decided to get an afternoon snack. He was bored and hungry—the perfect snacking equation.

Rory and Amy were playing Scrabble in the game room when it happened. It was Thursday so they had decided to stay in the TARDIS—the Doctor hates Thursdays. Rory looked down at his letters and scowled at his multitude of vowels. How in the hell was he supposed to make a word with three—

"AYIEEEEE!"

The Ponds looked at each other wide-eyed for a moment before rushing towards the Doctor. Three lefts, two rights, another left and a right, up the escalator, through the sliding doors at the end of the hall and they were in the kitchen. They found the Doctor staring into the open fridge in abject horror.

"Doctor, what's wrong?" Amy looked around the massive kitchen warily, waiting for something to pop out and shout "BOO!"

"Everything!" the Doctor wailed. "Everything is wrong! And it's all Rory's fault!"

Rory started to laugh. So he'd found it then!

Amy groaned. "What did the stupid-head do then?"

The Doctor glowered at Mr. Pond and pulled out a bowl, showing the couple. "Look at is!" he cried. "Now I'll have to go hungry. Chocolate custard?! I can't eat fish fingers and chocolate custard! That's disgusting! Rory ruined it, all of it. All seven bowls of my custard have been turned chocolate by this...this…menace!" The Doctor pointed an accusing finger at Rory and took a deep breath. "You will rue this day, Rory "The Irritating" Balthazar Pond III. Rue it!"

While the Doctor ranted and her husband guffawed, Amy sat down on the counter and rolled her eyes.

Amateurs.