Hello! I'm ba-ack! Miss me? Just kidding. I'm sorry I couldn't update for like seven days. Like I said one of my other chapters, I can only update every other week. It's complicated, I know! But here it is. The update. First, I got to do my other stuff.

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Percy: Someone has anger issues.

Me: Shut up. *glares*

Annabeth: Percy, just shut your mouth for at least five minutes. Please?

Thalia P.O.V

I can't believe that Annabeth left me in the dark! I mean, just because I'm on another team doesn't give them the right to leave me out! At least they could've put me on a raft too! I would've been fine with that! Seriously! What has the world come to? As I ranted in my head, I walked grudgingly to Nico's cabin. It's time for payback! I didn't bother knocking on the door, so I barged in. Whoa. Nico was shirtless in his boxer shorts (guess what color they were. Yep, black. He seriously needs a new color) and wet from just getting from out of the shower. His back was to me so I could only see his, well, you know… back. He shook his head like a dog to get the water out. He looked so cute like that.

"He-hey, Nico," he jumped and spun around. As soon as he saw me, his expression softened and he smirked at me which made me blush.

"Oh hey, Pinecone Face!" he gestured to his body, "Like what you see?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"I don't know. One that you know is a definite yes," his smirk grew bigger.

"Okay, maybe a little," I mumbled. I knew he heard it though.

"A little?"

"Okay! A lot! Happy now?"

"Just a little."

"Why you little-"

"Now, Thalia, you know there is no language in here."

"Fine. Will this do?" I didn't let him respond. I lunged at him and kissed him full on the mouth. He didn't seem shocked at all. He just kissed me back. I don't know how long we were there for but I assure you, it was quite a while. Reluctantly, I pulled away. Nico had this giant smile on his face. I smirked.

"You liked that. Didn't you?"

"Yes. Yes, I did."

"Anyway, I thought of a plan for revenge."

"Well, spill it!"

"You sound like an Aphrodite girl when you said that, Death Breath."

"Exactly."

"Wha-"

"Those were my intentions. To confuse you."

"You're such an idiot."

"Why, thank you!"

I scoffed. I slipped my arms off his neck and sat on his bed. He closed his cabin doors and went over to sit next to me. He slipped his arm around my waist and pulled me close.

"So, what is your plan?"

"Well, I decided we should do more than one prank at a time. So, here's my plan. First, we-" I whispered into his ear the plan. I needed to be cautious after the eavesdropping incident. After I had finished telling Nico the plan, he smiled evilly. The camp store was running low, so we decided to go into town. While we were at the store, some girls kept staring at Nico. I glared at them and they flinched. One had the guts to walk right up to him. When she got close, it was hard not to gag. She smelled like tons of designer perfumes were poured onto her. Even Nico looked sick.

"Hey there, handsome," she batted her eyelashes and acted as if I wasn't even there.

"Hi," Nico said curtly. I could tell he was annoyed because his jaw was tensed. Dang, this chick needs a new hobby.

"So, there's this party at my pla-" she was cut off by Nico.

"Not. Interested." he said tensely. He grabbed my hand and walked away. To add some more effect, he kissed me. I looked back to the girl to see her face red with anger and jealousy. Heck, there was so much steam radiating off of her that I could've cooked an omelet on her head. I smirked at her and she gave a shout of fury. Nico snorted.

"Someone has anger issues…" I laughed at his comment. He looked at me and smiled.

"Ya think?"

"No, I know."

"You're so full of it."

"And don't you forget it!"

"Oh, I promise you, I won't," I reply, sarcasm coursing through my words. We continued in a comfortable silence. By the time we left, our bags contained feathers, honey, and some sort of sleeping liquid. I was excited to put our plan into action. As we were right outside camp borders, Nico wrapped his free arm around my waist and shadow-travelled to his cabin. We poured all the contents on the bed and sat there planning on what to do first. I bet you already figured out that we were going to do the honey and feather thing. No. We did not copy team Percabeth, because unlike them, we are going to succeed on this. Nico and I decided to do the sleep drug first, the honey/feather second, and the thing that connects to the sleep drug last. Hehehe. They won't know what hit 'em.

"Um, Thalia?" Nico's voice shook me out of my thoughts.

"Huh? Oh, what?"

"What are you planning in that head of yours?"

"Oh, you know, how they're going to be begging for forgiveness when we're done."

"Oh."

"Nicky, nicky, nicky, nicky, nicky, nic-"

"Yes, Pinecone Face? Do you need something? Or have some sort of comment that will drive me insane?"

"No. I was going to say, it's action time," I said evilly.

"Now, that's more like it," he smiled.

You probably hated that chapter. I'm sorry! Ever since school started, I haven't been able to work on my story. I'm really sorry. That's what I need to tell you guys. Since school has started, I will try my best to update every other week. I hope you understand. The weekends is probably the time where I will update a lot more. That's all I need to say. Please review! Oh yeah! There will be much more action in the next chapter. Like I said, I need to balance the two subjects out.

-W.F.75