Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN BOYS AND BLEACH FORVER MORE!
A/N slight plot change, eh who cares?
Ane-chan, you wanted a mention of Hiyori and so you got her
GrimmIchi, KonToshi, GinRanKira, RukiHime, NnoiShi, NnoiRen, maybe brief mentions of others.
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PANTHERCHAUN
Toshiko did not like to chase down people-especially those of the fairer sex like herself-it felt so humiliating in some way-certainly didn't help matters that the princess' night cloak barely covered her behind-the result of more tasteless human inventions no doubt-
"I will only say it once, stop running!"
A moments pause-no the princess was just gathering her energy to its full maximum power before she took off like a rocket-looking more like a female centaur with the way her long locks danced in the night breeze-icicle blues narrowed-the silly bitch was challenging her?
'Game on!'
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"I don't suppose you want to tell me why you were running just now?"
The healing goddess cursed, still having a difficult time figuring out how the young succubus had caught her so quickly-tying her to a tree with golden twine-twine that refused to break!
"Is there really a point for pleasantries at this moment?" Orihime asked even though she was quite certain she knew the answer.
"I have no reason to be rude to you. I merely wanted discuss something of great importance with you," Toshiko crossed her arms "Why did you run?"
"You know why."
The snow haired succubus looked positively perplexed.
"No I do not know. A hunch? Yes this I do admit for as you well know news travels from one world to the next but if that is the reason for your attempted escape I will tell you now that it is not necessary."
Gray eyes narrowed-studying the smaller figure, looking for signs of deception "If what you are saying is true, then untie me."
A light smirk painted powder pink lips "Agreed but first you will hear me out.
Hmm well that seemed fair enough, thought the princess.
"Fine what do you want from me?"
Toshiko was glad that the princess had a little bit of common sense aterall-she was glad that the girl would hear her out. "I am on a quest to gather the last of the non-humans hiding out here on Earth. In order to ensure the survival of our species we need to seek out and mate with the humans of who we are most compatible with.
Specifically our magical energies- however simply approaching a human without using proper precaution and courting ceremonies can bring about chaos. And you, goddess of healing knew this and yet refused to follow our code and now as a result you have brought chaos upon this world."
"Chaos?"
The princess looked unsettled by the news. Good.
Toshiko nodded and continued, "You have brought back the Pantherchaun."
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The human world had a strange spell-one that Nnoitra didn't particularly care for. He was almost ready to turn back but he figured FUCK IT he's already come this far so he might as well do a bit of exploring.
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The 5 things a demon should do when visiting the human world.
Perhaps the single greatest hand book the lust magician had ever received-nah not really but it WAS the only book Nnoitra ever bothered to pick up and actually read for longer than 2 minutes.
First up on the list-
The library.
It is important for every non-human to know what they are in for when coming face to face with one of earths very own because humans have a backwards way of thinking and doing things. They tend to mix up facts with a not-so-funny-little thing called fiction.
It was in Nnoitra's best interest to brush up on his knowledge.
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After spending a little over and hour and a half skimming through fairy tales and finding that pretty much every one ended the same way (And they all lived happily ever after) the lust magician hurled the leather bond book across the deserted library and kicked his sleeping concubine awake.
Nnoitra's eyes grew darker when he caught a hell of a lot more than just a glimpse of the redheaded gnomes' ass when the mini-dress rolled up.
It didn't matter how many times he touched, fondled, fucked that ass it turned him on every time. Next time he'll just command his Renjiko to leave the thong behind since it was getting in the way of some good and not-so-proper ogling.
For now though Nnoitra dug the heel of his boot into the gnomes backside-sending the redhead crashing to the library floor and then flipped to the next page in his hand book.
"Now see let's see what's next on the list? Hmm mingling and bonding with mankind?"
Mingling and bonding with mankind. This next step can be achieved in many ways. Working in an office or a fast food establishment, sports team or club-
Nnoitra paused on the word club. He had no interest in going to a country club and learning how to line dance nor did kicking or catching a ball of some sort hold any appeal for the lust magician but something like a nightclub? Now that had potential.
He ripped the last few pages out of the handbook cracked his whip-grinning wide when the gnome shot straight to his feet and turned to him with wide expectant looking eyes.
"Yes Nnoitra-sama?"
Nnoitra crooked his finger "Come pet, we're gonna have us some real fun now."
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Ichigo still hadn't come home and probably wouldn't for a good long time because he was apparently too wrapped up in his new alien lover and Shiro had kidnapped their personal chef Kaze for a night of clubbing which meant not only Kon was left alone but he was surely going to starve to death.
And why?
Because his brothers were heartless bastards who only thought of themselves.
The blond berry pouted at his dinner. Fried PB and Banana slapped in between whole grain bread was not his idea of a meal. It would have been tolerable if it was the extra chunky peanut butter (damn you Ichigo!) and Shiro knew damn well that yellow bananas were better than the green ones (double damn you bino-puff!)
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Plate of food in one hand and a glass of skim milk in the other-really could it have killed Ichigo to leave him with just a little bit of strawberry syrup?-Kon made his way into the living and sat down to watch a rerun of one of the single greatest series ever made 'More More Mayhem.'
As Kon took a bit out of his "dinner" he thought about the strange vision which had appeared to him while he had been napping on the bridge.
It wasn't really a thing or person-well it might have been a person but he wasn't sure-the only thing Kon knew was it didn't seem like a normal dream-somehow he felt that it was a message or foreshadowing of events.
Kon was an optimistic kind of guy and so he didn't think the dream was anything bad and even if there was a slight chance that this might be the case Kaa-chan was watching over him and his brothers (just as she always had done) and she would not let any harm come to them.
The door bell rang and Kon furrowed his brows together. It wasn't late exactly just a little after 10 or 11 which okay maybe that was late but…Another ring followed by persistent knocking.
Shiro wouldn't be back until three or four in the morning and Ichigo never left his keys behind so maybe it was a neighbor or friend at the door?
Or better yet, Kon grinned, "My dream girl of the valley-yes she has finally come for Kon-sama!"
The blond berry jumped up with excitement.
Yes he had heard about this kind of thing before where the guy and the girl miss each other just by a hair or a small fraction of a second-if only he would have stayed at the bridge longer she would have come to him.
The knocks grew louder. Kon wasn't sure if he should run to the door in order to great his destined of if he should run up stairs and change his clothes-fix his hair-shower? No skip the shower-that would come much later once he and his dream girl became better acquainted.
Yes a simple spritz of cologne and a clean shirt would do.
Kon rubbed his chin wondering if he should shave the scruff if there was a slight chance his dream girl liked her man a little more clean cut?
Then he scoffed at the very notion. As if his lovely of the valley would expect him to change!
"Ha ha yes who could resist a dashing lion like me?" And so the blond lowered the volume on the television set and placed his sandwich down on the coffee table and then raced to open the front door.
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Perhaps he should have put on deodorant after all because he worked up quite a sweat. Kon shrugged and decided, "If this is my dream girl then she will forgive Kon-sama for his sloppy appearance and then he turned the nob…
Only to let out a horrified shriek and point an accusatory finger at the 4'11 freckle faced blonde dressed in a jogging suit and matching flip flops.
"Gah what are you doing h-Hi-Hiy-Hiyori!"
Ichigo's childhood friend (stalker) couldn't possibly be Kon's dream girl could she?
Hiyori blew a mint green bubble and griped at the blond redhead "Bout time," a snort "What kind of idiot are you anyway? Making a lady wait?"
Hiyori was no lady. She was a demon in disguise. Kon had always thought so-had long ago convinced himself that she was some angry fox spirit come to bring misfortune upon him and his brothers-only her plan faltered when she took notice of Ichigo-it was the bright orange hair-it was always the bright orange hair.
Yes Kon was sure the blonde was going to break into their house one night and sacrifice them to her pack mates-mmm hmmm he knew if Ichigo didn't insist on almost always sleeping in the nude-giving Hiyori much needed eye candy to keep her evil and dark ways at bay…the blonde berry shuddered not wishing to imagine what might become of him and his brothers.
He backed away hoping the "girl" didn't intend to stay long. "What a-are you doing here Hiyori?"
Hazel brown eyes flickered and the blonde let out another snort before pushing Kon to the side and making her way into the house.
Hiyori sat down on the couch and crossed her arms "I'm here for Ichigo-wanna talk to him about something-he here?"
"N-no Ichi-Ichigo is not here so there's really no need for you t-
Hiyori kicked off her flip-flops and reached the plate with of his-HIS half eaten sandwich-Kon would have said something but he didn't want to invoke his wrath-the blonde demon would probably cast a curse which would cause his balls to slowly shrivel up and disappear or something equally horrific!
Kon backed away even more and clutched his man parts protectively as he watched the last of his uneaten sandwich disappear in Hiyori's mouth.
"Then I'll just wait for Ichigo to come back-she pointed a finger at him "Go make me some pop corn!"
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"Let's just skip all the 'Can I buy you a drink?' Would you like to dance? Is your eye color real? If it a blow job you're looking for-get in line."
Cheeky and confident and deliciously fuckable. Nnoitra couldn't have asked for a more perfect human pet to play with here during his time on planet Eath.
Mismatched orbs had zeroed in on the hot albino dressed head to toe in leather and fishnet the very second its owner had entered the club.
It wasn't even a question of if the lust magician should approach the guy because well Nnoitra never questioned or second guessed himself about anything.
"I've never waited for anything in my life so why don't you just get down on your knees and blow me right here and now!"
Gold eyes glittered "I might consider it for a price!"
Shiro so did love it when fresh meat came around-especially since his appetite was never quite satiated.
Giving this new met a once over and then some-tall dark and spindly-the powdered berry though it might be fun to play a little bit-after all it wasn't like he was attached or anything. He could fool around with anyone and everyone if he desired.
And desire he did.
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Nnoitra-sama had ordered him to get drinks and Renji was more than happy to obey because when his master was in a good mood good things usually happened to Renji.
The redheaded gnome didn't really want to consort with humans-half worried that he would be recognized and then it would be all over the news and the net.
REAL DEAD MAN WALKING.
His mother would have his head and beat him with her infamous broomstick while shouting
'What kind of son doesn't tell his own mother that he has risen from the dead? I would have thrown you a party and now what am I supposed to tel everyone hmm? That my dead son just happens to not really be dead? They'd laugh me out of town and take off that makeup-for heaven sakes you look ridiculous. '
Her apple-seed brown eyes so very similar to his own only would grow wide
'Are you consorting with some type of satanic cult-is that how you were brought back from the dead?'
And Renji would bow his head and try to keep his temper in check as he tried to explain 'These are tattoos there's nothing satanic about them!'
And then the woman would clutch her beloved broomstick to her breast dramatically before falling into a faint.
The redheaded home shuddered at the realism of his wild imagination and banished the thoughts completely. He stepped up to the bar and offered the woman behind the counter his most charming smile.
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A moment or two later, drinks now in hand, Renji pushed his way through the sweaty half naked bodies and searched for his beloved master.
A scowl marred his face when he found his master-Nnoitra had apparently spotted new prey.
Reddish-brown eyes narrowed. There didn't seem to be anything particularly special about the guy-aside from the powder white skin and hair which trailed down to his waist looking far silkier and shinier then Renji's own magnificent cherry mane.
The gnome grit his teeth together and quickened his steps.
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Shiro could always tell when he had caught the attention of a third party member. He could feel one or two things: The person/s burning holes into the back of his skull, eyes filled with rage, hatred, jealousy or cool warmth, warmth washing over his arms, his neck, his entire body, eyes filled with want, desire, burning lust, sometimes even obsession.
At the moment the powdered berry felt the former rather than the later and he turned…and locked eyes with a jealous lover?
Glancing back and forth between Spindly and Cherry-Shiro would bet anything that the two had some sort of relationship or connection-
A smirk pulled at painted lips-6 foot 2, tattooed redheaded male who could pull off a dress and spiked heels almost as well as a high class hooker. There was a snarl on Cherry's lips-fingers clenched around the alcoholic drinks tight enough to shatter if that was his aim.
Some what dopey and uncoordinated in his steps but with a certain vulnerable sexiness hidden there.
Shiro licked his lips and signaled to his wing man who was chatting up some cute lil' blond over on the dance floor-
It took a moment or two but a moment or two later Kaze detached himself from the blond and sauntered over to the bino and their potential new play mates.
Shiro's grin widened
'Oh what a night!'
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"So not that I really care at this point but what exactly is a Pantherchaun? Part man? Part demon? Part feline?" Ichigo asked while he rested his head on said Pantherchaun's chest-loving the smooth marble like texture.
"There really isn't a definition for someone like me, brat." Grimmjow responded as he let his fingers curl around the previously spiky orange locks, they had become matted down with sweat and other fun things. "I guess one could say I'm kind of like a bastard of the magic realm-don't really belong anywhere in particular.
The pearly gates welcome me so long as I promised to keep my nose clean, Hybrid City welcomed me up until they found out I was-well anyway I hung around in the underworld for a few centuries because their the least judgmental but of all the places I've visited I like it here best. No one except for a select few can see me and therefore they can't judge, lock me up or throw me out."
"Heh and if they tried I'd rip em' in half before the poor bastards could even blink and I'm probably grossing you out with this huh Ichigo?"
"Not really I mean I'm sure you have your reasons."
The Pantherchaun blinked, not expecting his brat to be so accepting.
"Reasons, heh yeah something like that."
"Well then who am I to judge? The way I see it your only evil if you slaughter innocent animals or children-sometimes the occasional man and woman but the rest-it helps to purify the earth."
Purify eh?"
Ichigo shrugged "It's what I've been told, what I've been taught-well sort of not that I'd let my brothers know, they wouldn't really understand."
"Not even the albino?"
"Shiro? Nah oddly enough or perhaps not-anyway he's actually the more protective one of mankind-I mean our kind then I am-you wouldn't think it with his somewhat freakish appearance and foul mouth and all but Shiro's one step away from being a green peace loving idiot and as for Kon- a brief pause "As long as the women don't sire out he's on cloud nine."
"And what about you?"
"Me? I guess if I had to choose I'd pick animals-hell if I had the opportunity I'd become one."
Well this was certainly an odd place to take the conversation. Interesting, though.
"Let me ask you something brat."
Ichigo sat up but didn't move out of Grimmjow's hold, rather the orange berry started tracing designs in that smooth marble like skin with his fingers-brown eyes locked on blue "Yeah?"
TBC