I watched the small white bundle of hair dig through my purse hunting for the ringing cell phone. I needed to get to the phone before Malfoy found a new play toy.
"Hello?"
"Jes, great I got a hold of you!" the voice said on the other end with a sigh of relief.
"Coach? What do you want?" It was weird, I don't talk to Coach very much, and I'm the last person he would call in a jam.
"How far are you away from the arena? I need a huge favor."
"My flight was late, I am a couple minutes away. Why?"
"I was signed up to give a backstage tour to some online winners, but I'm having problems with my costume. Could you possibly take over for me?"
"I guess. Wait, your costume is a T-shirt and a pair of shorts, how could you have a problem with that?"
"Long story short I had a run in with the peroxide, not a pretty sight."
"Miss!" the cabby said loudly to get my attention. "The Bradley Center is just up a head on forth. Do you need help with your bags?"
"No I'm great." I handed him the money and a little extra for dealing with a bulldog puppy. "Hey Coach, meet me at the gate and I will take the marks off your hands."
In total I had a backpack, a rolling suitcase, a duffel bag and a baby bag for Malfoy. I didn't stay in the hotel last night so I still had all my bags to carry. I looked up to find a crowd starting to swarm around me. The driveway I was dropped off at had fans on both sides pushed back behind police barricades. When I was dropped off with all my luggage, the fans thought I was someone. The screams and chants started when I saw Coach walking my way.
"Lets make this quick, it might start to rain again."
He grabbed my bags and started walking towards the security check as a "Eugene" chant started.
"There is a short autograph signing in a hall that leads backstage. The winners will meet you there after getting their autographs. I think Jazz and Rosey are the lucky signers today. There should be at least 30 people at the signing, you are only looking for two. This guy, Keith Shoults, is the winner and he is bringing his friend. They get the fully tour. You know the rule about dressing rooms. They have the choice of watching the house show from a box or backstage whatever they do feel free to go with them. They... What the...?" He stopped talking and looked down. I followed his stare to see Malfoy holding on for dear life to Coach's shoelace. "You brought the dog? Great, I don't even want to know what you're going to do with it. The Diva's locker room is down the hall to the left, the signing is strait and to the right, and I have to go see Martha about a shirt. Thank you again, I'll get you something for this."
And with that he ran off. I put Malfoy into the baby bag and dragged all of my bags to the locker room. Pushing open the door I almost ran in to Lita. She helped me stash my stuff in a corner and started playing with Malfoy.
"So did you hear about what they are doing to the story line with Kane and I? It is really weird, but I don't question about story lines."
"Can we just stop talking about this? You know I don't like this story line. It's hard enough for me to believe that he is a big scary monster, because ten minutes after he's destroying Michael's windpipe he is taking me out for ice cream. But this one is a real stretch for me."
"What happened? I thought you were really into the story lines. Didn't they even put you in the audience once to get the crowd going?"
"Yeah they did, but that's not the point. The point is that I don't like this one. If you and Kane have a child, even if it is just for the story line, I'm going to scream."
"But you don't know the story line, it turns out..."
"I don't want to KNOW!! Now Malfoy, we need to go meet the contest winners."
I quickly ran out of the room and followed the directions Coach gave me. Everyone has been asking me what I felt about the Kane/Lita story line and it is getting on my nerves. I don't like it personally, it just seems wrong. Anyways, I need to find these winners. I spotted Jazz and Rosey sitting behind a table with a line of people in front of them. Malfoy was yipping at the passing shoes. One girl, had to have been about my age turned to him and hissed.
"Beth!" her friend behind her scolded. "Don't hiss at the cute little puppy, wait for the little demons that will be sitting in front of us."
"Oh My God Monica!" a third girl said joining them. "I just talked to Rosey! He said he would tell Shane 'Hi' for me."
"You are so weird Sara," the first said and they were pushed out the door.
I finally found the Keith Somebody that that Coach told me to look for. He was a bigger gentleman wearing a big green jersey with a number 4 on the front. His friend was taller with a black racecar shirt and a baseball cap. They seemed happy to see that a 19-year-old girl in a black mini skirt and a Kane T-shirt was showing them around. They kept whispering cat calls to me as if I couldn't hear them. Are guys in Wisconsin really this dumb?
Finally one asked, "Are you a Diva? Because you have the legs for it, almost as nice as Stacy's."
"No I'm not a Diva, but my father is a wrestler" I replied with a smirk.
"Oh yeah? Who is your father?"
I could not have planed what happened next. As soon as that sentence came out of his mouth Kane and Mr. McMahon turned the corner. I couldn't help it, I wanted to show these guys who they were dealing with. I dropped Malfoy's leash and screamed "Daddy" as I ran towards him and gave him a hug. I could just imagine the looks on their faces. Glen figured something was up and picked me up for a hug. Not too high because I am wearing a mini skirt.
"Since your here Ms. Jessica, Kane is going to need to be ready around 9:15 so you know what to do," Mr. McMahon said grabbing Malfoy by the collar.
"Yeah kiddo," Kane said after he put me down. "I can't be the Big Red Machine around you, so give me an hour to get my mind in the game."
"No problem," I said picking up Malfoy as the two winners tramped up behind me. "Oh yeah, dad, Mr. McMahon, this is... Well I don't know their names really."
They stepped in with the introductions. "I... I... I am Kevin," the first spit out.
"And I am Doug. It is very nice to meet you," the second said in a hurry to make up for his friend.
"Well it is great to meet both of you. Since you are guest of Ms. Jessica I'll make sure you have VIP treatment. Ms. Jessica will know how to get whatever you want. I will see you all around." And with that he kept walking.
Kane messed up my hair and Malfoy's then followed for a second before turning around.
"Oh yeah, Jes, Randy tracked me down and asked where you were. He said he called your cell but you didn't answer. I think he found out about your break up with Jimmy. You might want to find him before the show."
"RANDY??? Like in Randy Orton??? You're seeing Randy Orton???" Doug asked with wide eyes.
"Seeing would not be the word to use. We should get going."
I put Malfoy on the floor, making sure I had a good grip on his leash.
"So, this way to the Diva's locker room." I said keeping the conversation away from Randy Orton. Kevin and Doug followed with out question. What is it with guys and the Diva's locker room? It's not like they just walk around naked all day. That's only after a show when everyone takes a shower together. Alright, I'm just kidding we do nothing like that, but I'm sure Kevin and Doug would like to think that.
Again I own nothing and have no connections with anyone at WWE. The story is mine, also the camios of Sara, Beth and Monica (me) were really stupid but would take place if the story actally happened. HAPPY FICIN'