Hello guys! Its'a me Ma…ehem sorry… wrong script, Its FallenWarlock103 again!
About the beta reader thank you guys, your support warm my almost non existent tiny ittsy bitty heart![Side note: I had a recent radiography and fuck its true my heart its smaller than normal!] Im still had to chose one, but about the existential crisis i say: I NO LONGER FUCKING CARE A FLYING FUCK! If someone want to criticize fine, i cant stop you; but this if FANFICTION! no one expect to read a Nobel to literature and grammar (even if its appreciated…) and if that the case for those who want a master piece of wording…then you all can go and bury the more long and rusty pole up your asses, no offense.
And with that being said I found that Corvo wasn't the one who move the car! He told me that it was that little wuss of Jaune the Fag!
*Corvo can be seen behind the screen with a gag tied and heavily bruised blond who looks a step closer of death, Emily is behind the author with a sign that reads [He's Innocent! 0.]*
What was that emmy?
: …nothing?
Oh, ok; now people lets get the execution drummers to see how will Jauny boy face his punishment with….Wheeeeeeeeelly!
*Theres silence for a moment before a giant spin wheel like those in T.V. shows fall from the sky: numerous ways to die are scripted on it*
AAAAAAAAAaaaaand lets see what does Wheelly says!
(Spin)
(Spin)
(Spin)
(Throw up)
(Still spinning)
(…)
(…Oh for fuck's sake!)[Fallen put out a revolver]
*BANG!*
Ladies and Asses lets give some claps to….THE BALLS EATING SQUIRREL PIT.
Corvo can you be so kind to show Jaune boy the exit?
*Corvo spartan-kick the now crying boy into the pit, the sounds of excited squeaks and chittering drown the sound of jaune crying in agony as the squirrels go down his pants*
Oh man i love my job.
Disclaimer: Dont own Dishonored and RWBY…yet.
Chapter 9:No rest for the wicked.
The air across the bakery was dense enough to cut it with a blade, sadly for Corvo, his own was the cause of the trouble he was facing: On the left side of the table was Ruby with her checks red in embarrassment, at her side looking at him with anger and disgust was a blond haired teen a tad bit older than the former girl.
that one sitting next to the blond one was a curiosity why was a faunus with them? as far as he knew humans and faunus working together was like taboo in this world, maybe he didnt knew enough?.
The only saving grace was that the last girl (white hair…seriously this place was testing his patience) seemly amused at his situation, but he also could see that she was looking him like he wasn't worth his time.
'Great…I have to deal with Penddleton lost sibling and she's probably a better fighter than the coward'
He though miserably to himself while keeping the poker face (a bit useless with a black eye), he sighed before addressing the elephant in the room.
"Miss Rose, can you repeat to me again why did that blond punched ME!?" He half shouted at the end leaking a bit of his anger much to his displeasure, this world was really getting on his nerves, maybe he should've stayed dead…
'But I can't make fun of you if you're dead Corvo!'
'You…just keep quiet, for the love of anything holy just keep it quiet for a minute' he knew that Emily will be moody for a while with him, but there was a limit for the shit a man can take!.
Ruby was taken aback by the hostile tone in him, as was her sister and her friends but it was not like she could fault him, after all Yang DID punched him hard but it was luck that she did intervene before things got out of control (meaning another building destroyed by them).
She didn't knew that she just saved her sister of turning into a mound of ash…
"Sorry! Im Sorry! this is just a big misunderstanding, I just told my friends and my sister…the one who kinda leave you a black eye…that maybe we could introduce ourselves to you! and as we're at it can I hold Infamis again pretty please?"
"Infamis? What are you talking about Ruby?" Blake made the question on the other two girls mind, at this Ruby looked at them in confusion before her eyes lightened in realization.
"Oh I knew i forgot to tell you about that! I was talking about the amazing Gunblade of mr Corvo!"
The three girls suddenly got quiet, in their minds an army of mini-me's of the respective girls suddenly realized that their instructions were backwards so when they corrected it, it was a tad bit too late.
"You mean…"Said blake with her hands on her ears
"…that the 'big gun' you mentioned…"Weiss, covering her mouth
"…Is a real weapon!?" shouted yang suddenly with her palm striking her face, mostly her eyes.
"Well yeah…what did you think I was talking about?"
Ruby looked expectant to her other team-mates with adorable confused puppy eyes sparkling with innocence; Corvo wanted to laugh at the sudden red faces of the supposedly older and wiser ladies(he was clearly disappointed), but he was upset for the most part about the eye, he almost managed to sneak out in the discussion but then something in the corner of his eyes caught his attention…a man garbed in a red cloak stood there standing at the door, his face was shrouded by a hood but there was light enough to distinguish that he was a man in his late thirties; so far he seemed as normal as one can get in Remnant but something about him was uncomfortable familiar to Corvo.
"Mr. Corvo! Wait please!"
He turned to see the red caped girl coming at him, behind were the other huntress following with a less energetic rhythm but looking at everywhere less his face, especially Yang.
When he looked back to the cloaked man, there was no one and that made him frown as the man remind him of someone. He will look into it later, now the annoyance…
"Excuse me miss Rose, but I think that one punch for the day is more than enough"
Ruby laughed awkwardly not knowing how to talk with someone who was clearly not in the mood to talk; she looked to her team asking for help so Yang was surprised when she was pushed forward, the brawler looked with treason in her eyes at the white and black themed huntress who pointed at the man, hinting the course of action.
"Hehe…well I…Im sorry about the hit, just that Ruby can be a little bit short on details and i jumped to conclusions…"
"What kind of conclusions oblige you to hit a man over a few misunderstood words!?" Corvo asked in disbelief at the badly made apology.
"One that sounds suspiciously like…mmph!?"
Blake interrupted the heiress before she could spill out that they thought something unappropriated from the little leader.
Ruby opened her mouth to say something when her scroll started ringing much to her surprise, as the ID of the caller was Ozpin.
"eh yeah professor?"
"Miss Rose, I need your team in my office ASAP, understood?"
Corvo heard the tone of the caller, and that veiled anger summed with the knowledge of Who exactly was the grey haired man give a clear signal that he should get out of there soon, preferably now that the girls were giving all their attention to the scroll.
"Ok, we'll be there soon professor!, sorry mr. Corvo but…where did he go?" Team Ruby looked around in confusion seeking the grey clothed man, but there was no trace of him.
"Ugh…Yang! why did you have to punch him!?"
"Me!? why did you have to say about the way you describe him!? what is worse is that he's way to older for you!"
"What are you talking about?"
Blake shake her head in disbelief along with Weiss as the sister continue their discussion/spat in front of the highly confused customers, the white themed heiress going out to the dust shop not wanting to hear the event unfold while Blake followed her example and went to the bookstore.
Sometimes it was difficult living with a innocent girl of 15 and her crazy pun lover sister of 17…
Corvo continued walking along the streets, to the crowd it looked like a foregein man wandering aimeslly but Corvo was tried to throw off his unknow follower. since he escaped the headache of a girl he felt eyes aimed at his back with hostile intention, the felling continued to follow for the next 5 streets so in the end he chose to face his chaser at the dead end of a dark alley.
"Ok, you can show yourself and live a little longer or I can search for you and kill you the most slow and agonizing way I can think" one hand was ready to use his dark eyes and the next went to his weapon in gun mode.
"Does your time in the void killed any sort of manners in you? I expected more Lord protector…"
"…that voice…YOU!"
The cloaked man from the bakery smiled without any kindness or positive feelings, parrying the strong slash going to his head with a simple but elegant long knife, one only used by the whalers back on Gristol.
"What are you doing here Daud?"
The smirk on the man widened a little, slowly putting more strength in his push as Corvo resisted.
"Why dont we 'dance' a little first? after all maybe I can tell you…"
Corvo just growled in response as he put the steel mask on his face, he should have known that he'll never get a break…
End of Chapter 9
Im sorry if the chapter is kind of short this time, but turns out...Jaune was kind of innocent, so now i have to bring him back to life so i have to cut this short, i promise to make it up to you but it may take a little bit longer (I never guessed that the squirrels were that hungry...) so in the words of the greatest man in the world.
BYE BYE!.
Corvo get me the Necronomicon ASAP! and Emily bring me a goat! now where did i leave my voodoo doll...
Emily: why do you need a goat!?
Believe me you really don't want to know...