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Hey, everyone. It's Fang. Not Max Fang, but real Fang.
Yeah, it's true. Max isobsessed with Harry Potter. She calls herself Maxy Potter now. And she blackmails Daniel Radcliffe into getting her the real wand from the movie. And she wears Hogwarts robes. With combat boots. All the time.
Yes, also, Iggy is obsessed with Harry Potter. Hopefully Nudge won't be, too. I can imagine her going on and on and on about Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton. "Oh, Tom Felton is so cute. I'm gonna marry him! Maybe he'll say yes! Then I can be in a Harry Potter movie! Wait, they're all over! Then maybe we could make another one!" Stuff like that.
Today, I'm gonna answer a ton of annoying questions from a reader, rulesandschoolsareforfools. (Me:IfanyonecanguesswhereIgotthat,thenthey'llgetavirtualcookie!)Okay. Here goes.
Q: Fang! Are you married?
A: No. Neither do I want to be.
Q: Are you married to Robert Pattinson?
A: See above.
Q: Do you want to marry him?
A: That is wrong in so many ways.
Q: Do you like bananas?
A: Meh. They're okay.
Q: Banana cheese?
A: Uh...
Q: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A: Um... 42?
Q: Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?
A: Reasons...
Q: How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
A: ...
Q: How much do you weigh?
A: No comment.
Q: How many stars are there in the galaxy?
A: Uh... four billion?
Q: Is the paint wet?
A: Let me check.
Q: Was it wet?
A: The metaphorical paint?
Q: Who didlet the dogs out?
A: Somebody.
Q: Why do they call it after dark when it really is after light?
A: Because they feel like it.
Q: Did London Bridge ever fall down?
A: Metaphorically.
Q: Do you even know what a metaphor is?
A: Probably not.
Surprisingly, they were a lot more of these. But me, being the lazy bird-kid I am, only answered a few. If anyone wants to know, I think she asked me 200 questions.
Fly on.
- Fang