***STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT BUT I OWN RODEOWARD AND CPAELLA***

A/N: Here we are at chapter 10 already! I can't believe my little contest entry has become a full story! Thank you all for loving Cowboy Hotness and His Bella!

EPOV

Jasper Whitlock was going down. I owed the fucker one. Back when I was preparing to propose to Bella, he had me completely losing my shit the day I was supposed to pick up her rings at the jewelers. It was in the spirit of revenge that I was doing what I was doing at this very moment. See, Alice had moved to Lawton two months ago. She and Jasper were set to walk down the aisle tomorrow. Yeah, it was fast but as soon as Mama Whitlock found out that Jasper had put Alice "in the family way" she was none too happy and insisted on a wedding as soon as possible. After all, it was the 'proper' thing to do. Did I mention that Jasper's parents thought it was still 1956? Part of me was surprised that a shotgun hadn't yet made an appearance. It was hard for me to believe that Jasper's mother and my own mother were sisters. My parents were so open and accepting while Jasper's parents were very conservative and old fashioned. Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't marry Bella if that were to happen to us, but this day and age it's just not as taboo as it once was, but whatever. I'm getting sidetracked. I had a plan to put into motion. Whitlock was about to become my bitch, quite literally.

I had enlisted the help of my beautiful fiancée as well as Emmett and Rosalie, who was here in town for the wedding. Emmett still hadn't been able to convince her to move in with him, but I could tell she was wearing down.

We were having Jasper's bachelor party tonight at CW Scooters, which was a country dance club in Lawton. It had always been our favorite hangout every weekend we were home since high school. We had originally decided not to tell Alice about what we planned to do to her 'Jazzy', but she ended up overhearing Bella and Rosalie talking about it so we had to tell her. She promised to play along and after thinking about it a bit, it would actually be better to have her on our side.

I was just finishing up getting dressed when Bella walked into the bedroom to finish doing her make up. She was already dressed and it nearly brought me to my knees. Tight as fuck jeans, a fitted red V-neck shirt, her studded belt with her new double heart shaped belt buckle that I had made for her, which also happened to have an 'E' and a 'B' inside the hearts, her black boots and the best accessory of all, her engagement ring. She had been living here with me for the past six months and I was more in love with her than ever. I couldn't help myself as I walked up behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist.

"You know Cowboy, I can't finish getting ready with you all pressed up against me like that feeling absolutely delicious." She looked up into the mirror and winked at me. Minx.

"Baby, you have no idea what you do to me in those fucking jeans. Dammit woman, I swear they are painted on." I backed up just enough to run my hand over her delectable ass cheek and groaned as she pressed herself further into my hand.

"Now you know how I feel every time you step into a pair of Wranglers."

"Yeah, well I can't wait until later tonight when both those sinful jeans and these Wranglers are on the floor beside our bed." I moved her hair aside so I could pepper kisses along the column of her neck.

"Mmmm Edward you smell so good baby. I love that cologne." She reached up behind her and ran her hands through my hair. I was already hard as a fucking rock and in these jeans it was pretty uncomfortable.

"We need to stop Sweetheart. Everyone will be waiting for us and we don't have time for me to properly love you. Plus, I need to let the beast in my jeans settle down." I stepped away from her and adjusted my raging hard on as best I could. She smirked and wiggled her ass a bit more. Not helping there Darlin'.

We arrived at the club and noticed that everyone was already there. I ran over to the passenger side of the truck and opened the door for my baby. She maneuvered herself so when she got out she was able to slide down my body. Evil. She's pure evil.

"Oh Sweetness, I will remember that." I closed the door and clicked the button to lock it up just as Bella reached around and slapped me on the ass.

"Why do you think I did it Cowboy?" She pulled me close to her, my arms automatically wrapping around her waist. "Edward get ready. Tonight I'm going to work you up so bad you aren't gonna make it home before you fuck me six ways to Sunday. Count on it." She stood on her tiptoes, kissed me on the chin, and turned around and sashayed into the club, leaving me with my mouth hanging open. Fuck.

BPOV

I loved getting Cowboy Hotness all worked up. It always made for the hottest sex later on. Edward and I had become so much closer now that I was living with him. My new job kicked serious ass and I couldn't be happier. We hadn't set a wedding date yet, but I knew it was only a matter of time. I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Edward Cullen.

"So, you think you're gonna work me up tonight Sweetheart? May I remind you that two can play at that game? I own that pussy Bella. You know it. I know it. Tonight, all these people may know it too. Count on it Sweetness." He grabbed both my ass cheeks and hoisted me up into his arms, causing me to wrap my legs around his waist as he walked us to the dance floor.

We danced a few slow ones and made our way to the table to say hi to everyone. Edward had planned to get Jasper so damn drunk that he wouldn't know what he was doing. Tomorrow morning, Jasper Whitlock was going to wake up with a tattoo across his chest that said 'CULLEN'S BITCH'. It was going to be temporary of course, but Jasper wouldn't know that right away. From the looks of things, they had a pretty good start on Jasper's downfall. Emmett and Rosalie had come with Alice and Jasper a little earlier and started buying Jasper drink after drink. Alice was in on the joke but being pregnant, she was sipping water.

"Edward! Bella! What's up?" Jasper slurred playfully. Yep, he was on his way to complete fucked up-ness.

"Hey Jasper, how are you?" I fought back the laugh that threatened to spill out when he tried to reach for my hand to kiss it but only ended up grabbing Edward's instead.

"What the fuck Jazz? How much have you had to drink already?" Edward asked, clearly getting into his role. We had all decided that it was probably best for all of us to act as drunk as possible while staying sober to convince Jasper it was all legit.

"Awww come on Cul-len, don't hate da playa dawg, hate da game!" Yep. Jasper was gone.

We danced and danced for most of the night. I hadn't worked Edward up as much as I wanted to because every time I would get a plan to seduce him in place, Emmett would pull him away so they could ply Jasper with more liquor. It was almost closing time and finally, Jasper had passed out in a booth off to the side of the dance floor. When they were sure he was out cold, the guys sprang into action, loading him into Edward's truck. The girls climbed into Alice's SUV and we all headed back to Jasper's house. The plan was for Alice to spend the night at Emmett's with Rosalie so she and Jasper weren't together the night before the wedding.

EPOV

"Fuck man, Jasper doesn't look like he weighs a damn ton. He's heavy as shit!" I groaned as I pulled Jasper's drunk ass up and tossed him across Emmett's large shoulder. We stopped quickly when we heard him whimper, but he didn't wake up. The girls pulled up in the driveway and got out, heading to open the door for us. Alice just shook her head and smiled.

"Here, let's put him in his bed so once it's done we don't have to move him. Alice, unbutton his shirt, Bells and Rosie, try to get his boots off." Emmett was giving the instructions as I went to gather the supplies we would need. Rosalie happened to be a fantastic artist and agreed to draw the tattoo on Jasper. She had been practicing and even had figured out how to shade around the letters to make them look swollen and red like a fresh tattoo would. We had stuff to cover it up afterwards to look like he had visited a real tattoo parlor.

Just as Alice began to unbutton his shirt, Jasper quickly sat up and pulled her into his lap. Every one of us froze in place.

"Ali-cat….fuck woman you look like sin all wrapped up in a purty little box marked for Jasper's Eyes Only. Give me some sugar Darlin'." He tried to pucker his lips but failed miserably. I had to walk out of the room to stifle my chuckle.

"Thank you Jazzy. Lay back down and I'll let you unwrap me." She gently pushed him back down to the bed.

"That's what I'm tawnabout Mutha Fuckas. All right stop, collaborate and LISTENNNNN" And with that, he was out again.

"Well, it appears when Jasper is drunk he turns into Vanilla Ice." Rosalie said as she began to draw on Jasper's chest. The rest of us couldn't hold in our laughter any longer.

An hour later, Jasper had a brand new tattoo across his chest and damn if it didn't look real. Fucking Rosalie had outdone herself. We quickly bandaged it loosely and tucked Vanilla in for the night. It was already close to four a.m. Emmett and I were coming back to Jasper's house at ten to wake him up and get in some horseback riding before he got ready for his three o'clock nuptials. I was pretty sure he wouldn't feel very well, but we'd make sure he got a nice shower and everything before the wedding. Once we let him freak out a bit over his tattoo we had to make sure he could get it wiped off good.

Bella and I finally crawled into bed naked and tired as hell. All the plans I had to devour her tonight had fallen by the wayside. She curled into my embrace, kissed me on the tip of the nose and was asleep before I knew it. I held her closer, still in awe of the fact that she was mine and I got to keep her as I drifted off into dreamland.

JPOV

Who the fuck let a damn dog shit in my mouth? What is that awful fucking taste? Shit! Who is fucking yelling at me? Nevermind all that, what is that god awful smell? Oh hell, that would be me. I sat up in bed a little too quickly because I felt my stomach lurch. I made it to the toilet just in time to meet my Maker. Hell, it felt like I was dying anyway. Why on earth did I ever let Edward and Emmett talk me into getting drunk last night? I swear to all that is holy I, Jasper William Barrett Travis Whitlock will never EVER drink another drop of alcohol in my life.

Once I was sure my stomach was empty I stood up slowly and walked over to the sink to wash my face. When I turned around and saw myself in the mirror, I froze. Why is there a very large patch of gauze taped to my chest?

Walking closer to the mirror, I pulled the medical tape away and the gauze fell to the countertop. HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK. Why does my chest say CULLEN'S BITCH? Oh fuck….OHHHHH FUCKKKKKKK…FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING TATTOO? No sooner than the words were out of my mouth, I heard two very distinctive manly giggles.

"CULLEN!"

EPOV

My eyes opened slowly as the sun filtered into our bedroom. Bella was curled up against me softly snoring. Damn she was adorable. I would have given anything to stay there with her and take full advantage of our nakedness, but Emmett and I had to sneak into Jasper's house in time to see his reaction to his tattoo. Slowly as possible, I unwrapped myself from Bella and jumped into the shower.

After kissing my Bella goodbye, I drove over to Jazz's house, laughing to myself when Emmett was already there waiting for me.

"I hope we didn't miss it. Surely he's still asleep right?" Emmett asked between bites of a huge cinnamon roll.

"Let's hurry up and get in there then." I took out the spare key I had and quietly unlocked the door. We tiptoed in as quietly as possible. As soon as we got to Jasper's bedroom, we could see him standing at the vanity in his bathroom.

"Oh shit Ed, he sees it!" Emmett chuckled as Jasper began to unleash a torrent of fucks. We watched with rapt attention as he stared at his chest in the mirror. He kept running his fingers through his hair and we could hear him speaking under his breath, saying how Alice was going to have his balls extracted from his body. I couldn't help the snort of laughter that flew out of my mouth. Emmett punched me immediately.

"Cullen!" Fuck, Jasper heard us. It's a good thing too, because both of us completely lost our shit. He stormed out of the bathroom toward us but stopped short when his head reminded him of the previous evening's activities.

"Whitlock….nice tatt. I still can't believe you went through with it." Emmett said as he took another bite of his breakfast. I had to get in on this shit. It was too good to pass up.

"Yeah man, I was joking when I suggested you get that tattoo. Fuck Jazz, I never dreamed you would really do it."

"Fuck! Why the fuck did ya'll let me do this? Do you know that I am getting married today? Oh my fucking hell! Alice is going to kill me. This shit is permanent Edward! For the rest of my life, I'm gonna be….." he looked down at his chest and then back up at us "Cullen's Bitch". He looked so damn defeated and I couldn't help it. I had to take pity on him. Fuck it all to hell I am such a pussy.

"Jasper, take a breath. Listen to me ok? Do you really think we would allow you to do this to yourself? Come on man. Give us a little more credit." Emmett walked over to the bathroom and grabbed a damp washcloth. Walking back over to Jazz, he handed it to him.

"Wipe." Emmett pointed to Jasper's chest just as realization dawned on the poor bastard's face. Jasper took the cloth and smeared the "C" a bit.

"Son of a bitch. It's a fake." He fell back on his bed and we could visibly see him relax. Briefly. Then, he was pissed. And that was my cue to get the fuck out of there.

"So Jazz, go take a hot shower, scrub that shit off real good and next time I ask you to do a favor for me that is as important as picking up my Bella's engagement ring, don't spend a fucking hour on your hair. " I winked at him and ran like a scalded ape. I heard Emmett chuckling behind me just as Jasper screamed one last FUCK and slammed his front door. Revenge is so fucking sweet.

BPOV

Alice and Jasper's wedding was beautiful. It made me really want to set a wedding date so I could become Mrs. Cullen. One of the best parts of the reception was that Rosalie, Alice, and I sang several songs. It was an amazing feeling to have Swan Song back together again after all this time. I realized just how much I missed performing and decided that once Alice had the baby I would see about getting the group back together.

Edward and I had just made it back home and curled up in bed. We were exhausted after the long day and it felt good to just lay with each other. I decided I wanted to address the wedding date issue.

"So baby, I was thinking, we've been engaged for a little bit now and haven't set a date. Should I be worried?" I looked up at him and he had a smirk on his face.

"I was going to ask you the same exact question. Bella, I'm ready. I know moving here to Lawton and starting your new job was a big change for you. I wasn't going to rush you into marrying me." He kissed my forehead while his hand rubbed soothing circles on my naked back.

"I'm ready Cowboy." I sat up and kissed him with all I had. There was nothing I wouldn't do for this man and being his wife was all I wanted. I wanted to have his babies. I wanted to grow old with Edward and end up sitting on our front porch with a glass of iced tea while we watch the grandbabies play in the yard. The moment I locked eyes with him in Houston I knew he would be the only man I would ever want for the rest of my life and I was ready to ride away with my Cowboy.

A/N: Sooo we are coming to the end of this one. I am still so pleased with the reception it has received. We should have at least one more chapter and an epilogue before I can mark it complete. Thanks to everyone that is still with me! Much love!