Maru-sha: there's a slight change of chapters. Sorry about the inconvenience ! Oh, and expect no updates for a few days, I'll be going to camp. Anyways, laugh and enjoy !

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !" Serenity wailed as loudly as she could. "You gotta make her stop ! I can't take it anymore !" Inu-yasha shouted. "I don't know what to do !" Sesshomaru yelled over the racket. "I think I know" Inu-yasha said, going over to Serenity.

"SHUT-UP !" he shouted at her. Serenity stopped crying, yet was still sniffling. "Why are you screamin' at me !" she cried. "Because you're wailing ! What do you want ? Are you hungry or something ?" asked Sesshomaru. "No...I just don't feel right. Its like im upset about something yet I don't know what to be mad about..." Serenity said.

"Ah, you're going through a thing called stress" Inu-yasha said. "Stress ?" the infant hanyou asked. "Yeah, here. This always calms stress" Sesshomaru said, holding up a pacifier. "Hey, that looks like mine !" Inu-yasha growled.

"This one's new. Yours it still under your pillow..." Sesshomaru said, skeptical about Inu-yasha still owning his pacifier. "Oh, thank goodness !" Inu-yasha cried. "Im not sucking on that !" Serenity shouted. "Yes you are, now open up !" Sesshomaru shouted, shoving the item into Serenity's face.

She kept turning her head away though. "Why you little brat !" he shouted, holding Serenity up by her tail. "Waaahhhhh ! Let me go ! This hurts !" she cried. Taking advantage of this, Sesshomaru shoved the rubber part of the pacifier into her mouth.

"What kinda of fool do you take me for ? I'm not gonna...hey...this is kinda good !" Serenity said after sucking on it a bit. "Like it ?" asked Inu-yasha. "Mmhm" Serenity said with a nod. "Good" Inu-yasha said with a smug grin. And so Serenity sucked on her pacifier. Yep, she sucked and sucked and sucked some more.

(That night)

Sesshomaru tossed and turned in his bed. Serenity still hadn't stopped sucking on her pacifier, she even sucked it in her sleep ! "This has got to stop..." he thought. Inu-yasha growled and covered his head with a pillow and tried to go to sleep again, but to no avail.

Then Sesshomaru finally broke. "STOP ALL OF THAT DARN SUCKING !" he yelled.

"Sorry !" shouted Inutaisho from down the hall.

"HUH ?" Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru exclaimed. Certainly their own father wasn't sucking on a pacifier...right ? It defied all logic.

"You don't think father still uses a pacifier...do you ?" asked Inu-yasha.
Only one way to find out !" Sesshomaru announced as he got up from his bed and walked down the hall. He opened the door to his parent's room and began to talk.

"Father, you don't still have a...oh my god..." Sesshomaru said in shock. "GET OUT OF HERE !" Inutaisho and Mother screamed. "Uhh...umm...uhhh...whoa..." was all Sesshomaru could say as he shut the door. He walked back to his room with his eyes wide with shock. "What's wrong ?" Inu-yasha asked. "Uhh...you'll find out about it in health class" Sesshomaru responded.

(The next morning)

"Serenity, aren't you hungry ? You have to stop sucking on that thing if you wanna eat !" Inu-yasha shouted. "Im not hungry" Serenity said. "You have to eat, you're a baby !" Sesshomaru yelled. "No !" Serenity growled.

"That's it !" Inu-yasha said, taking the pacifier out of her mouth. "GIVE IT BACK !" she screamed. "NO !" Inu-yasha yelled back at her. "Fine then" Serenity said as she began sucking in her breath. "Take cover !" Sesshomaru shouted, ducking behind the couch.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !" Serenity wailed as loudly as she could. The house shook and a few windows shattered. "What's wrong with Serenity ?" asked Inutaisho. "She won't eat ! She's hook on this pacifier !" Inu-yasha cried.

"YOU GAVE HER A PACIFIER !" Inutaisho roared with an image of fire behind him. Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru both seemed to shrink in size. "I didn't do it...he did !" Inu-yasha said, pointing to Sesshomaru. "I remember when you were younger, you couldn't stop sucking on the damned thing when I gave it to you !" Inutaisho said, glaring at Inu-yasha.

"Oh yeah, I remember that !" Sesshomaru said with a smirk. "Hey shut-up !" Inu-yasha shouted. Serenity was still wailing for her pacifier, getting louder each second. "BE QUIET OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT !" Inutaisho yelled. Serenity stopped crying immediately and sniffled.

"Father ! You wouldn't really punish her would you ?" Sesshomaru asked in a shocked voice. "No, I only say that to make her stop crying" Inutaisho said with a reassuring smile. "Hmph, not funny !" Serenity thought.

"Now then, will you please eat something ?" Inutaisho asked, picking her up. Serenity shook her head. "Please ?" he asked. She shook her head again. "What's the matter ?" asked Mother. "Serenity won't eat and all she wants is her pacifier" Inutaisho explained. Mother took Serenity into her arms and held her close.

"I know how to solve this problem" she said. "How dear ?" Inutaisho asked. "Traditionally" Mother responded before going upstairs. "What's mama gonna do ?" Inu-yasha asked.

"Something really special" Inutaisho said with a proud smile. "I wanna see !" Sesshomaru exclaimed, rushing upstairs. "Yeah, me too !" Inu-yasha said as he followed after him. "Wait ! Don't look !" Inutaisho shouted, running after them.

(Upstairs)

Sesshomaru and Inu-yasha had their ears pressed against the door to the room Mother and Serenity were in. "all I hear is more sucking !" Inu-yasha growled. "Don't tell me she gave in and gave Serenity back her pacifier !" Sesshomaru snarled.

He began to open the door, but Inutaisho ran up to them. "Don't open that door !" he shouted. He then tripped and ran into the door, smashing Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru against it. To make matters worse, the door fell off its hinges from the impact.

"Oww..." they all said before looking up at Mother and Serenity. "Mom, what are you...uhhhhh" Sesshomaru said. Mother was holding Serenity awfully close to her chest, while sucking sounds were heard.

Inu-yasha starred wide-eyed at what Mother was doing, and was even more shocked from what Serenity was doing. "Stop starring ! It's normal !" Mother shouted. "But...but...but...eww..." Inu-yasha cried in a disgusted voice. "It's very normal so stop starring !" Inutaisho shouted, bonking both his sons over the head.

Serenity stopped feeding and pointed at her brothers and laughed. "You shut up you little brat !" Inu-yasha shouted. "Waaahhhhh !" Serenity wailed with fake tears running down her face. "You made her cry ! Apologize !" Mother shouted.

"Why should I ?" Inu-yasha growled. "This is why !" Inutaisho said, beginning to take off his belt. "NOO ! Not that ! I'm sorry ! Sorry sorry sorry !" Inu-yasha said, getting on his knees and bowing several times. "Good" he said, removing his hands from his belt.

(Later that night)

Serenity was lying on the floor in her room, she looked to be slightly drunk. "Serenity, what the heck happened to you ?" Sesshomaru asked. "Milk from mama is intoxicating..." she said with a hiccup.

"At least you're off your pacifier habit" Inu-yasha said. Serenity yawned and curled up, falling asleep. Sesshomaru picked her up and placed her in her crib. "Ya' know...she is kinda cute" Sesshomaru whispered. "Yeah, you're right" Inu-yasha said.

"Yet...I can't help but wonder..." Sesshomaru began. "What ?" Inu-yasha asked. "If what mom did was traditional...does that mean..." he said. Inu-yasha's eyes widened. "You mean, she did that with...us ?" he squeaked out. Sesshomaru lowered his head and nodded slowly. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !" Inu-yasha screamed.

To be continued...