Seth: "It's always good to have a back up plan."
Rebekah: "Hi. I'm Rebekah."
Seth: "Hello Rebekah. I'm Seth."
He shakes her hand.
Seth: "So, is this your dream or back up plan."
Rebekah: "This is my dream. I want to have a female tag team so I can beat the bimbo straight out of those idiot Iconics and any other brainless twit trying to undo all the good smart females have done."
Seth: "I wish someone would rewrite the female division and tell them that females don't have to dumb down and be a perfect size 2."
Rebekah: "Seriously. Brie thought she needed to lose 3 pounds every day. It's ridiculous."
Alison: "Yes. The world doesn't need a second coming of the freaken Bella Twins in twit form. Oh wait they act like twits too."
Jillian: "They are real life twits. I've seen proof."
Seth starts laughing.
Seth: "So have I. It's hard to be professional when they are making themselves look stupid."
Jillian: "Yeah. Apparently Nikki was flirting with my best male friend, Jeff and he laughed in her face. She got all butt-hurt when he turned her down. It was hilarious. Tom and I were crying we were laughing so damn hard."
Seth: "I heard about that. That explains why she can't stand Jeff."
Jillian: "Beth would eat her for breakfast and then feed the rest of her to John."
Alison: "What happened to trying to get into the academy on skill and not name dropping."
Jillian: "Who's name dropping? My brother is his constable. I didn't say anything."
Seth: "I don't judge applicants based on their connections. I don't give a damn who knows who or who is related to who. When you enter that building your ass is mine and hard work is ahead of you. You either excel and succeed or you crash and burn and fail something epic."
Alison: "You won't be disappointed in our performances. I can promise you that."
Seth: "Congratulations, you all three passed the first test. Now, the next part is a little harder then striking up a conversation and establishing a relationship with your instructor."
Rebekah: "The hard ass kicking."
Seth: "The pre-ass kicking. I have to see your level of endurance in order to form a proper work out for you and your entrance level. Plus there are a few forms that you need to fill out. The first being providing us with your medical history and Insurance. All students have medical insurance here encase anything happens in there we can properly treat you."
Jillian: "That's new. You never asked for that before."
Seth: "Let's just say we had an incident happen that made us need medical history now."
Rebekah: "I heard something about a kid almost dying because he didn't tell anyone about his health condition before he started training and apparently he couldn't take the work outs."
Seth: "True story. He did end up passing away. That's why we require medical history now."
Alison: "Well, that will be a short form for me."
Seth: "You don't have to say anything out loud in front of everyone. Just write it down on the form unless you need a longer form."
Jillian: "Let's do this thing then."
Rebekah: "Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. You're finally getting excited."
Alison: "Yes. Let's do it."
Seth: "Follow me."
They follow him inside the building and the visual is brought home. The groups of students doing various work outs at various stations and the giant wrestling ring right in the center of everything.
Jillian: "Wow. So, this is what the future looks like."
Alison: "It looks a lot like the work out I do on my own every day."
Seth: "So, you have experience with cross fit."
Alison: "Yes. We all have some cross fit experience."
Seth: "Good. So, you all three have endurance and perfect health."
Jillian: "I do. I have endurance and perfect health. I used to wrestle around the living room with Tom all the time."
Seth: "That's good. But, it's a little bit different here. We're not trying torture our siblings here. We just try to beat each other's perfect scores and push each other to their limits."
Rebekah: "So, the roomers are true. You're an ass kicker and you make personal calls if someone doesn't show up to class."
Alison: "You have to have a legit reason why you don't show up. They don't just accept you saying you don't feel good."
Seth: "Actually, I do accept that you don't feel good. I will call and make sure it's legit though. Some people have been known to call out to avoid the workouts."
