Too good to be true

Mannd

I do not own Harry Potter, not InuYasha. This story is sort of based on a Cowboy Bebop and Gundam Wing fic called Bring Your Own by Maldoror (on MediaMiner)

HPXover Challenge – Someone in the Potter world loves Manga/Anime and brings a souvenir with them. Whether the characters of the Manga/Anime actually show up is up to you.

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"So wait," Crabbe said as he held up the small pink ball on a small chain that he had taken from a first year Ravenclaw, "this little thing is called the Shikon no Tama," he looked at the boy that he was holding up by the collar for confirmation, "and if someone bad gets a hold of it, it makes them powerful?"

The boy he was holding up nodded frantically, "yes," he squeaked, "it was protected by a miko, a priestess and she accidentally shattered it and they spent years looking for the pieces. Even the smallest pieces were enough to strengthen someone, the bad guy Naraku was collecting the pieces because it would give him a wish, grant him immortality and allow him to rule the world!" the boy squeaked.

"So how come I've never heard of this Naraku?" Goyle asked as he held back the kid's twin sister.

"He was defeated," the girl said as she tried to twist away from the meaty hand holding her collar.

"So how does it work?" Crabbe asked as he looked at the ball, the torch light barely shining through the orb.

"ummm…" the boy stammered, "the bad guy would usually put the piece somewhere in his body, some did head, and it would be absorbed and help them."

Crabbe and Goyle grinned to themselves as Crabbe tore the Shikon no Tama from the chain, which he threw back to the kids and pocketed the jewel. "We are going to be honored among all." Crabbe said as he slapped his friend on the back all without seeing the rat with the silver arm hiding behind a suit of armor.

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"My Lord," Wormtail bowed low to Voldemort who was having a really bad year. His body was still rejecting the blood from the Potter brat and the lost battle at the ministry which resulted in him torturing or killing several deaths

Voldemort turned his baleful eyes on his simpering minion, and pointed his wand at the worthless man, "what is it?" he hissed.

"My Lord, we have discovered a wonderful jewel," Wormtail said quacking in fear and wondering if maybe he should have waited until the boys were there at tonight's meeting before speaking with Voldemort.

Voldemort put his wand down hoping that Wormtail didn't see how badly he was shaking, "speak, you miserable rat."

"Yes my Lord," Wormtail bowed lower than sat up, "We, myself and the sons of Crabbe and Goyle, have discovered a jewel that will grant you a wish, immortality and let you rule the world."

Voldemort turned his whole attention onto the cowering man and sat up a bit straighter in his seat, "say on…" he said his voice soothing (at least he hoped it was.)

"My Lord," Wormtail said, "we over heard two of the new mudblood Ravenclaws talking about the Shikon no Tama a jewel that was guarded by a miko then shattered. Anyone who found a piece and put it in their body became instantly stronger. One man someone named, Nar… Norrr. Napoleon, was looking for pieces too and he had most of them but the girl defeated him and took the jewel back and that is how he was defeated."

"I've heard of Napoleon," Voldemort said as he scratched at the flaking skin on his arm, "where did they put the pieces of the jewel?"

"Some put it in their heads…" Wormtail said.

"Send for the Crabbe and Goyle spawn, let's see what happens when you put it in your heart," Voldemort started laughing as Wormtail ran out of the room, the his laugh turned into a choking cough, that Nagini had to come and slap his back with her tail to get him to stop.

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"So wait," Harry said looking over at a stunned Headmaster in an Order of the Phoenix meeting, "someone convinced him that putting a jewel called the…" he paused for a moment as he tried to remember.

"Shikon no Tama," Snape sneered at the boy.

"Right Shikon no Tama into his heart and now he is dead from Septic shock?" Harry continued.

Dumbledore nodded numbly, "that is right my boy," he said gravely, "now we need to send you to get the jewel from his body before anyone else gets it."

Harry and Hermione looked at each other and started to giggle, then laugh until they had to sit on the couch and hold each other up as they gasped for breath holding their sides.

"I fail to see how this is so funny," Moody said gruffly.

"The Shikon no Tama, Kagome, InuYasha, Sango, Miroku are all part of a Japanese Manga and Anime," Hermione explained, "InuYasha's group is joined by his half brother, Sesshoumaru a dog demon and a human child that Sesshoumaru saves and they defeat Naraku, not Napoleon, and take the jewel back."

"Yes," Molly said impatiently, "we said that, so why are you two laughing?"

"It's a story," Harry said, "a made-up story by Rumiko Takahashi that is very popular in Japan right now."

"You mean it's not real?" Ron asked.

Hermione shook her head trying to stop her giggles, "no Ron, there is no Sesshoumaru, InuYasha, Kagome, or Shikon no Tama." She looked over at McGonagall, "remember Professor I came to you a few days ago telling you that Crabbe and Goyle had attacked Shippou and Rin Tashio and took a key chain from them?" The woman nodded, "they told me it was a key chain from their shrine in Japan, a souvenir for tourists, a cheap piece of plastic."

"So there is no real Shikon no Tama?" Dumbledore asked as he sat back with relief in his chair, "no danger that this could fall into someone else's hands and make them immortal?"

"No," Harry said.

The office occupants seemed to wilt with relief.

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"Sir," Flitwick said as he came up the spiral stairs the next morning, "a Sesshoumaru and Kagome Tashio are here from Japan about the attack on their children." Dumbledore's head whipped up as a tall man in a muggle suit with long white hair guided a blue eyed woman into his office.

"Headmaster Dumbledore," the woman said, "I'm Kagome and this is my husband Sesshoumaru." Dumbledore nodded mutely, his eyes going to a glowing pink jewel on a thick chain around Kagome's neck.

"Oh my…"